StopCallingMePastries
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After the disaster that was the real life corpse at the Halloween event at the 118, this year is taking a different approach: careers.
While Buck is out sick due to food poisoning, Eddie comes up with the brilliant idea for the 118: the many occupations of Evan Buckley.
What started out as a fun idea set the stage for one of the best decisions that Eddie Diaz ever made.
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“Okay, pause. Is he really your fucking best friend, Shane?” Hayden's tone was weird, an entitled undertone shining through that was starting to bother Shane to his bones. “You gotta be kidding me, bro.”
“Why? He’s my husband. Everyone says you gotta marry your best friend, so I did. What’s wrong with that?”
“Dude, that doesn’t make sense! I’ve been by your side longer than he has—”
“No, actually.” Shane corrected, as he fucking should have after the wedding, after the digs started to sting more than a chirp should. “I met Ilya before I signed with the Metros.”
or: ilya rozanov is shane hollander's best friend, to hayden pike's shock and horror!
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17 May 2026
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dry spell by hollanov_1410
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Feb 2026
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Shane: did you send my mom an SOS?
Ilya: a what? what is SOS?
Shane: like a distress signal
Ilya: da. yes. told her there is big distress. my husband needs to get fucked by end of week or his dick will explode. would leave our kids with one less father
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Shane and Ilya have been cockblocked by their kids for nearly 2 weeks. When they finally get a night to themselves, the tension snaps before they even make it to their dinner reservation.
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- Part 5 of Our House
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17 May 2026
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downward-facing dog by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 May 2026
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[Shane Hollander is dressed in shorts and a tank top as he sits on a yoga mat in his backyard. Anya, his dog, shared with his husband, Ilya Rozanov, runs around in the background, a large stick in her mouth.]
Ilya: [off camera] How long is this going to take?
Shane: I dunno. Half an hour? Harris just said he needed a few different yoga poses. He’s highlighting what different players on the team do for exercise.
Ilya: So, I have to sit here and watch you narrate a whole yoga routine?
Shane: Yes.
Ilya: Being married is fun.
[Shane glares and flips off the camera. Anya can be heard barking happily.]
Ilya: Isn’t yoga supposed to make you calm? You do not seem very calm.
Shane: Let’s just get this over with.
Ilya: Now you are speaking my language.
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17 May 2026
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Ilya Rozanov vs. Shane’s Glasses by LunaLeopard
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
06 May 2026
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"Glasses off. They are too sexy for school drop-off."
"Ilya, I can't see without my glasses," said Shane.
“Is okay. I’ll drive.”
“No.”
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Shane gets new glasses that he has to wear all the time. Ilya loses his mind. A day in the life of two retired hockey players, their six-year-old daughter, and the glasses that are ruining Ilya's ability to function like a normal person.
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15 May 2026
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Castiel Novak has never loved anyone in his whole damn life.
So, when Dean is taken, he doesn't know how to deal with the gnawing, clawing, aching feeling in his chest. Doesn't know what to do besides tear Kansas apart looking for him, and shred anyone who stands in his way.
But he's the most infamous crime boss in Kansas City. Everyone should be afraid now, because no one takes what's his.
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- Part 2 of Deal With The Devil
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03 May 2026