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Using your boyfriend as a vessel for your new brain eating tentacle parasites ended up being a lot more erotic than you'd originally expected.
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The consort to the King Under the Mountain has some very specific duties. Of course, Thorin would not demand such things of Bilbo, knowing that hobbits are quite different in their ways, but fortunately, it seems Bilbo has no problem putting his collar on Thorin.
He also has no problem with seeing to Thorin's other needs, much to both of their satisfaction.
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- Part 1 of The Comforted King
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the only thing to leave behind (is your own skin on the floor) by discoinf3rno for hanua
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
07 Dec 2025
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[ "what is it?" Bilbo repeated, adjusting his coat. he was used to much lighter clothing, nothing he could feel so profoundly as it was draped over his back.
"you look…" Thorin sighed and shook his head. he had been sat on the bed the entire time and Bilbo didn't even have a good reason to dismiss him; simply saying that he felt a tad vulnerable as he tried his finery on wouldn't be reason enough. "you look like you were meant to wear my colors."
"oh, hush, I look silly," Bilbo mustered a half-smile as Thorin rose to his feet and strode across the room to wrap his arms tightly around him from behind.
"silly? but never in my life, my heart," he put his chin on the top of Bilbo's head and his hands on his waist, humming in consideration and squeezing lightly. ]
there is a celebration coming up in Erebor and Bilbo doesn't feel very confident in his new festive attire.
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After an injury on patrol, Clark refuses to sleep with Bruce until he's "back to one hundred percent." Bad move. Bruce decides to show Clark exactly how petty Batman can be by enforcing a strict, agonizingly sexy "no touching the patient" rule for four straight days. Clark can handle the vacuum of space, but can he survive a smug, scantily-clad billionaire who refuses to be hugged?
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a glowing blast for your thoughts by AnaLuz13
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
18 May 2026
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After a battle and being shot with a magical ray, Batman, Bruce Wayne, starts to hear other people’s thoughts. Actually, he starts to hear only one particular alien’s thoughts. He plans to tell him and fix the situation, until Bruce listens to very interesting and private intentions of what said alien wants to do with him and to his body.
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Intentional Child Acquisition for Dummies by natcat5
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
13 May 2026
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After returning from a parallel universe where he was a father of 6+, Bruce Wayne attempts to find all of his children before his mother loses patience and takes matters into her own hands.
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- Part 18 of Dark Month 2025: Bat-tober
- Part 4 of Mirror Mirror
- Part 2 of A Grandmother's Guide to Family Reunions
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When two pregnant frat bros find themselves alone and horny, they decide to do each other a solid.
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Little Matchmaker by Suryallee
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Mar 2013
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Fili is a little matchmaker between a frustrated Bilbo and Thorin by accident.
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- Part 1 of The Hobbit Oneshot Pornfeast
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Chain Me (I'll Keep You By My Side) by Hulk_Stanner
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
18 May 2020
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Caught in the grips of the Gold Sickness, Thorin brings Bilbo another present before the Mithril Armour... Bilbo honestly can't say he's unhappy about it...
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- Part 3 of Hobbit/LOTR RP Based fics...
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At the end of the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin lays dead. Unable to accept it, Bilbo descends into the Underworld to bring Thorin back. But suppose Thorin wants something in return?
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Every hobbit knows that dwarves are voracious lovers. So Bilbo can only assume that Thorin has just been waiting for the opportune time to thoroughly ravage his burglar, who is by no means inexperienced himself.
This would be news to Thorin, of course, since dwarves don't even feel desire until they fall in love.
This leads to a slight misunderstanding.
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In the Hall of the Mountain King by Sullen_in_Love
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
15 Oct 2025
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Thorin goes into rut during a council meeting, becoming dangerous to everyone around him, and there is only one omega they can call to try and calm him down: Bilbo Baggins.
What follows is possibly one of Bilbo's worst plans: get Thorin to chase him through the halls of Erebor, and face the consequences when he catches up to him.
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A smut fic that turned into a speedrun through the Hobbit and an exploration of Consort Bilbo all inspired by this tik tok:
“Omegas making their nests in gardens. The flowers bloom when they’re in heat. (Alphas either have to endure poison or thorns to claim them)” @thecoffinarcThorin’s voice cut through the air. “And how does one manage to pass through such dangerous terrain? Obviously hobbit omegas do mate. We saw plenty of children running around in the Shire.”
Bilbo whipped his head up, caught under Thorin’s heated gaze. Was he asking out of curiosity? Or because he was interested? No, that couldn’t possibly be why. “Of course! Brute strength won’t do it, or at least it’s never worked for a hobbit. The only way to have safe passage through an omegas garden is to be their fated mate. I believe you would call it your One. They are resistant to the poisons, and unharmed by the thorns.”
Bilbo was pulled into further questioning by Balin, but he couldn’t help but allow his eyes to wander back to the King. Thorin was still looking at him, as if considering something. Bilbo’s heart raced and he desperately tried ignoring the hope growing in his chest.
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- Part 1 of Plant Your Seed in my Garden Series
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"You can make yourself at home away from the camp, if need be." The voice of Gandalf interrupts Bilbo's instinctive day dreams about his front possibly being pressed up against a tree and one of the more muscular, larger Dwarves in the company crowding against him from behind. Oh, that would just be lovely...
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No Matter What We Breed by fideliant
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Feb 2014
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In a world where omega males are slightly less rare than Arkenstones, Thorin doesn't do himself much of a favour by falling in love with the first gentlehobbit he lays eyes on. Much more is expected of virile alpha male dwarves, after all, even more so for kings, but when Bilbo is revealed to be the first omega male in centuries, Erebor is suddenly not the only prize that Thorin has set his sights on winning.
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Tender, With Teeth by skatesfullofsunshine
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 May 2026
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What begins as Ori only intending to share a bed roll with Fíli for warmth one night, eventually turns into the acquaintances becoming curious about each other after, then falling in love over the course of the quest despite others wishing they would just leave each other be.
Meanwhile, Thorin is doing his best to be a good example for his eldest sister-son and not act on the urge to let himself be wrapped around one specific Hobbit Omega's fingers. However, he fails spectacularly.
The rest, as some say, is history.
Tender, With Teeth Extras Master Post
(FORMERLY NAMED: Alpha and Omega)
(Fíliori fanart by @poissond-avril on Tumblr embedded into Ch. 8 of the fic! Badgerandk's fanart from the Hobbit Round Up is linked to the fic. Bagginshield fanart from the Hobbit Round Up by @Yonallaart on Tumblr, embedded into Ch. 7. Forthcoming Chs. 16-18 to be newer KnittedLion fanart created during or after the end of this fic.)Series
- Part 1 of Tenderness These Eyes Do See
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When You're Ready by Irrealia
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Mar 2016
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"Wanting Bilbo to stay was surely a covetous, dragonish urge. Really, anything Thorin wanted was probably something he shouldn’t be allowed to have."
After the Battle of the Five Armies, things can really only go uphill for Thorin. That doesn't mean not still a climb. It's easy to heal the body; it's harder to heal the mind.
Rating is for Ch. 3.
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Dwarrow are not Hobbits. Unfortunately, being reminded of this in the middle of a diplomatic trip to the Shire with half of Erebor's Court and far too many Took relatives as witnesses is less than ideal for Bilbo.
Thorin may not understand what has driven Bilbo to distraction but given a small bit of privacy, he's more than willing to take advantage of the circumstances.
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Bilbo just wanted to take a bath in private. He really didn't need to see the object of his (really stupid) affections half-naked.
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Trials of Love & Sex by BitKahuna
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
26 Jun 2020
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Bilbo Baggins didn’t believe in luck. But when he managed to be in the right places at the right times to save Fíli, Kíli, and Thorin, he comes to learn that Dwarves have a very intense meaning of loyalty.
Due to injuries, Fíli and Kíli are unable to do that they feel is a proper thanks, so the burden falls upon Thorin, who realizes that Hobbit culture is far different from that of Dwarves.