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    A warning letter appeared at the Penrose estate, signed by none other than the notorious phantom thief syndicate Mockingbird.

    Naturally, since the Penrose's family head is an old acquaintance of Mayor Mayflower, it is the attendants of Victoria Housekeeping who receive the request to protect their property and catch the culprit.
    At first Lycaon assumes it to be merely a provocation by his old friend and former partner, but as it turns out, neither Hugo nor Vivian seem to have had any part in the letter's appearance.
    After figuring out that it must be a Mockingbird copycat, Hugo quickly decides to join in on Lycaon's mission and get his hands on the shameless fake himself.

    There's only one issue.

    The only way for him to get inside the estate is by disguising himself as a maid of Victoria Housekeeping.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Ratio constantly proclaims his love for Aventurine. However, Aventurine can't understand any of it because Ratio says it in Latin.


    “Aeons. You are so beautiful.”

     

    “Are you quite alright, Ratio?”

    “... Think nothing of it.”

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    24 Jan 2026

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    Flins is a late-night bakery employee, and Varka is the tired streamer who keeps visiting him at two in the morning.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    Klee loves her big brother Albedo, but the person who seems to take the most interest in Albedo is Calvary Captain Kaeya. Klee thinks Kaeya is the best! He always helps her when she gets in trouble with Master Jean, and he even wrote the Favonius Survival Rulebook for her.

    But sometimes Klee sees Kaeya talking to Albedo, and Albedo will turn red and walk away really fast. Klee can’t have anyone bullying Albedo, even if it’s Kaeya, so it’s time for some detective work to get to the bottom of this.

     

    Alternatively: Klee realises Kaeya likes Albedo and tries to play matchmaker, with... interesting results.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    “Lycaon? Sick? Are we talking about the same Von Lycaon?”

    “Yes, that Lycaon. Your Lycaon, Hugo.”

    “Vivian, I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.”

    When the famed reliable and unshakable wolf attendant of Victoria Housekeeping suddenly collapses mid-commission due to illness, even Hugo has to admit that something's wrong. Not that he cares, of course.

    He just happens to show up. Just happens to bring medicine and food meticulously prepared for the needs of one sickly wolf. Just happens to stay the whole night.

    It’s not like he’s worried.

    (...He is.)

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    07 Dec 2025