19 Bookmarks by THORN_not_sharp
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A warning letter appeared at the Penrose estate, signed by none other than the notorious phantom thief syndicate Mockingbird.
Naturally, since the Penrose's family head is an old acquaintance of Mayor Mayflower, it is the attendants of Victoria Housekeeping who receive the request to protect their property and catch the culprit.
At first Lycaon assumes it to be merely a provocation by his old friend and former partner, but as it turns out, neither Hugo nor Vivian seem to have had any part in the letter's appearance.
After figuring out that it must be a Mockingbird copycat, Hugo quickly decides to join in on Lycaon's mission and get his hands on the shameless fake himself.There's only one issue.
The only way for him to get inside the estate is by disguising himself as a maid of Victoria Housekeeping.
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26 Jan 2026
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Talk Too Much by gardencornerstone (mimimitsu_honey)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Jun 2024
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Ratio constantly proclaims his love for Aventurine. However, Aventurine can't understand any of it because Ratio says it in Latin.
“Aeons. You are so beautiful.”
“Are you quite alright, Ratio?”
“... Think nothing of it.”
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24 Jan 2026
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Flins is a late-night bakery employee, and Varka is the tired streamer who keeps visiting him at two in the morning.
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08 Jan 2026
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Klee’s Big Brother Observation Report! by mynonexistentbiaslist
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Apr 2021
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Klee loves her big brother Albedo, but the person who seems to take the most interest in Albedo is Calvary Captain Kaeya. Klee thinks Kaeya is the best! He always helps her when she gets in trouble with Master Jean, and he even wrote the Favonius Survival Rulebook for her.
But sometimes Klee sees Kaeya talking to Albedo, and Albedo will turn red and walk away really fast. Klee can’t have anyone bullying Albedo, even if it’s Kaeya, so it’s time for some detective work to get to the bottom of this.
Alternatively: Klee realises Kaeya likes Albedo and tries to play matchmaker, with... interesting results.
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08 Jan 2026
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he caught a cold, i caught feelings by divetotheheart
Fandoms: Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
15 Jun 2025
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“Lycaon? Sick? Are we talking about the same Von Lycaon?”
“Yes, that Lycaon. Your Lycaon, Hugo.”
“Vivian, I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.”
When the famed reliable and unshakable wolf attendant of Victoria Housekeeping suddenly collapses mid-commission due to illness, even Hugo has to admit that something's wrong. Not that he cares, of course.
He just happens to show up. Just happens to bring medicine and food meticulously prepared for the needs of one sickly wolf. Just happens to stay the whole night.
It’s not like he’s worried.
(...He is.)
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07 Dec 2025
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knocking is a wonderous invention by dearwormwood
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Jun 2023
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“Haitham, right there! Yes! No- wait- just- a little to the left- come on, Haitham!” Kaveh cries out, and Cyno immediately feels heat rush to his cheeks.
There is no way he just walked in on what he thinks he walked in on.
“Stop squirming, fucking hell,” Alhaitham replies, low and gruff, voice strained, and Cyno’s ears burn. He’s going to need to bleach his ears out after this.Four times Tighnari and Cyno think they walk in on Alhaitham and Kaveh in compromising positions, and one time they actually do.
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02 Nov 2025
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Angel is molting and asks Aki for help pulling out his pin feathers. It's the first time they touch on purpose, and Aki doesn't ever want to let go. Couch cuddles and hand holding ensue.
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02 Nov 2025
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Strangers in the Night by veris_militude (semblanceoflife)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Jul 2024
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Aventurine makes it out of the abyss - and into a different world. Things are different here - simpler. There are no Aeons, no intergalactic factions and corporations, no Paths and Blessings. He is not naïve enough to assume that there is no cruelty and discrimination here - for there always is - but for the most part, everything is peaceful.
Here, Aventurine's priorities are getting people's coffee orders right. Fairly straight forward, if you ask him.
Except for the bit where he is surrounded by too many familiar faces, and they remind him of a place he can no longer return to. That's okay. People come and go, and so will they.
Except for the bit where they come and go and come back.
AKA. Aventurine gets dropped into a coffee-shop AU with all the memories from before. He's handling things until he's not handling things. That's okay, because he still has friends (and Dr Ratio) in this world. He just doesn't know it yet.
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- Part 1 of [HSR!Ratiorine] Coffeeshop!AU
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21 Oct 2025
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Anaxa adopts a nine-year-old Phainon. It saves both of them from hitting rock bottom.
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20 Oct 2025
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predestined by choice by RedHairedHunter
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
29 May 2025
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Anaxa accidentally opened a portal to an alternate universe, bringing five familiar kids to his room who called him by one name. “Father!”
Aglaea coincidentally walked by, ignoring each other as if neither of them stuck out like a sore thumb. Then the children whipped their heads at her direction and said, “Mother!”
She inclined her head, turned to him, and stared. Anaxa stared back, cursed inside his intellectual brain, and heard Cerces cackling at the background.
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14 Oct 2025
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0 points, get out by a_mandy, lonzha572
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
08 Feb 2024
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Doctor Veritas Ratio
Professor in the Medicine, Philosophy, Mathematics, Physics, Computer Science, Engineering, and Biology department(s) at Stellar University3.5/5 Overall Quality based on X Ratings 4.5 Level of Difficulty
LowKey 0.0 Quality, 5.0 Difficulty
He threw his chalk at me and told me to get out.------------------------
Stelle, Caelus, March 7th, and Dan Heng try to figure out who Professor Aventurine is engaged to, with Rate My Professor reviews sprinkled in between.
Or, obligatory aventio secretly married professors au
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04 Oct 2025
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why do MMOs have marriage system by Sakamichi
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
26 Jul 2023
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Dan Heng's game is going great. He joins a stable guild, finds a strong permanent party, builds an actual online friendship with other players. He just hopes this game ends the couple/marriage system soon.
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22 Sep 2025
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Same Game, Different Name by princesscas
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Dec 2023
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Dan Heng has been in love with his online friend Yingxing for years. Until he meets Blade, at least.
(Russian | русский translation thanks to the lovely anon Yaxz!)
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22 Sep 2025
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You Have The Right To Shut The Hell Up by princesscas
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Sep 2023
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Childe thinks Wriothesley and Neuvillette should totally start dating. Wriothesley just wants this Harbinger to get out of his office.
(Greek | Ελληνικά translation thanks to the lovely Thukydides!)
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14 Sep 2025
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Alhaitham does not get drunk.
Kaveh has known him for a long, long time, and he has never seen the man drunk.
Has he slipped sideways into a parallel universe? Alhaitham can’t be drunk. Alhaitham doesn’t get drunk. Why is Alhaitham drunk in his arms?
Alhaitham doesn't get drunk, until he does, and Kaveh has to deal with the repercussions of Aether's impressive ability to put away drinks.- Language:
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14 Sep 2025
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“Hmph.” Kaveh steps closer. "So why choose to listen to my voice even when I’m complaining about you?”
Alhaitham shuts his eyes. “Just because.”
“Being a little vague there, Scribe Alhaitham.”
“I just…” Alhaitham sighs. “I just really like your voice.”
Or, Kaveh learns sign language because he fears that Alhaitham is growing tired of his voice. He doesn't understand that Alhaitham actually... loves it.
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08 Sep 2025
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“What do you do with the flowers?”
Al-Haitham paused. “What do you mean?”
“Like, what do you do with the flowers you cough up? Do you keep them or…?”
He furrowed his eyebrows. “What—why would I keep them? I obviously throw them away. Why are you asking?”
“I was just wondering—I mean if you’re not using them—like, if I could possibly…have them?”
Al-Haitham stared at him incredulously. “You want my unrequited love flowers?”
“Yes?” Kaveh flushed red. “Since…since you’re not using them.”
Since you’re not using them—
“What the hell would I be using them for? What the hell are you using them for?”
Al-Haitham has Hanahaki disease and coughs up mourning flowers. Kaveh asks if he can use them for his ascension materials.
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03 Sep 2025
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Of broken nightmares and rotten memories by Irisinally
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Jun 2024
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Aventurine bet his life to win the biggest prize in Penacony.
He wasn't supposed to disappear. That wasn't the plan.
Months later, Aventurine was finally declared dead.
So who is that blond stranger with too-familiar eyes on this planet in the middle of nowhere?
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14 Jul 2025
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cause you don't need to know the truth by meathermac
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
07 Jul 2024
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Topaz trails off, squinting at the screen in front of her. This is Aventurine’s beloved doctor, right? The one he never shuts up about? Then why…
Why, under marital status, does it say married to Kakavasha Ratio?
“Oh, Aventurine,” she mumbles under her breath, “I’m so sorry.”
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topaz finds out ratio is married, and endeavors to tell aventurine before he gets his heart broken. she's not missing anything here, definitely.