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    “Name three lesbian artists.”

    “Artists? Like painters?”

    Anania chuckles. “Sure if you know any of those off the top of your head.”

    Shane looks at her with wide eyes.

    “Okay, I meant like, musicians, actors, entertainers.” Anania prompts him.

    “Oh,” Shane’s expression remains tinged with uncertainty. “Uh, do athletes count?”

    “No, I want to see if you know anything beyond sports.”

    “Okay, um…” Shane looks all around as if the answer might appear from around a tree. “Uh….”

    “Oh, honey.” Anania shook her head. “The bar is so low.”
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    OR: Shane Hollander goes on Gaydar and is interviewed by Anania to see if she can guess if he’s gay, straight, or a homophobe. It goes about as badly as you’d expect.

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    16 May 2026

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    “You should probably uh…stay safe then.” Shane babbles, exhaustion driving away any common sense or rationality.

    Throwing his head back, Rozanov laughs. It grows increasingly hysterical, until Shane can see unshed tears in the corners of Rozanov’s eyes.

    “You say, ‘stay safe Rozanov.’” Rozanov pinches his nose as he says this and adopts a high-pitched tone. He crosses his arms over his chest and poses like he’s on a superhero poster, mimicking Shane’s Rolex ad. “But it’s hockey. There’s no way to stay safe.”

    “I don’t sound like that,” Shane grumbles.

    Rozanov tilts his head to the side. His pupils are dilated in the low light of Shane’s apartment and he shrugs, stuffing his hands in his pockets again. “We will test more next time. In Boston.”

    It takes a year for Shane Hollander to realize that he's somehow magically protecting his rival, Ilya Rozanov, from harm. It takes another several years, and a lot of hooking up, for him to figure out why.

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    16 May 2026

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    "Hayden blinks. “You… you know. Your post last night. I hope I didn’t make you feel like you couldn’t tell me. I mean, I-I was always trying to set you up with Jackie’s friends, you could’ve told me then.” The pain in Hayden’s voice is palpable, but Shane can’t seem to care. Panic is slowly bubbling in his stomach. He feels his face drain of color.
    “I-I posted something last night?” He whispers.
    Hayden’s eyes widen, and he turns, if possible, even paler. “You… don’t remember?”"

     

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    Shane accidentally comes out publicly while blackout drunk. Ilya comforts him and confessions ensue. Shortly after, Shane starts getting hit on by men everywhere. Online, by fans, even by the goddamn paparazzi. Ilya hates it.

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    16 May 2026

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    "I am flirting with you," Ilya said. "I have been flirting with you for literal months. Intentionally."

    Shane stared at him.

    "I like you," he said. "Romantically. I have for a long time - "

    "Wait," Shane interrupted. "You were being serious?"

    Ilya has a plan. It involves flirting, proximity, dates-that-aren’t-dates, strategic jealousy, and an unreasonable amount of patience.

    Shane does not notice any of it.

    Or: Five times Shane completely misses the signs of seduction, and the one-time Ilya stops being subtle.

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    16 May 2026

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    Cale chooses an unfortunate time to ask for help. Misunderstandings ensue.

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    13 May 2026