TellMeNoAgain
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A retelling of Gilgamesh and Enkidu.
(The original Heated Rivalry, okay? you can't get more OG "let's fight then fuck" than 2900 B.C.E.)
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Roy's watched Jamie have an annual meltdown under the pressure of being AFC Richmond's central cog and star striker for years.
This year, he's trying something new.
Will it work?
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Around the House by TellMeNoAgain for brambleberet, goodmorninglovelies, BlackRoseAki
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
03 Apr 2026
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Look one of the things I LOVE about domestic discipline fics (hi, yes, do you enjoy a good "Jamie gets spanked" fic? let's chat about what this genre has to offer you!), is that you CAN emphasize the DOMESTIC part of those two words.
Not every fic where Jamie earns himself a spanking has to be high stakes, life-or-death, oh my god he DESERVES it!
Or even "oh my god FIRST TIME!" which does in fact deserve the exclamation point because there's so many emotions involved.
Sometimes you can just let yourself write a bunch of scenes, slice-of-life style, where you enjoy the Roy/Jamie/Keeley dynamic for everything it can bring to the kitchen table.
And the hall table.
And any other table Jamie needs to be bent over, for the spanking he's earned.
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Benedict and Sophie Bridgerton, safely ensconced at Our Cottage in the country, spend a pleasant morning answering their daily mail and engaging in a rather heated conversation around their deeper desires.
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- Part 2 of Benedict Bridgerton's Bisexual Brat Era
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“Is it your dad?” asked Roy.
“Not everything in me fucking life comes back to that fucking shitstain,” muttered Jamie, rubbing his palms into his eye sockets until he saw stars.
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Jamie Tartt were the best striker in the fucking league. Everyone knew he were the best, and everyone knew he had to be a sado dom, because sado doms made the best strikers, didn't they?
It were all the aggression they brought to the pitch.
But Jamie Tartt had a secret.
Or at least, he did have a secret, until his loan to Richmond AFC.
He'd done so good- no one'd guessed he was a sub in academy or at Man City. He'd done everything, to keep that secret a fucking secret.
He'd done so good, until Roy fucking Kent figured it out.
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The Richmond Club Paddle by BlackRoseAki, brambleberet, ireseen, loch_ness_writer (lostinscotland), Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer, royxjamie, TellMeNoAgain
Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)
07 Apr 2026
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A silly discipline-based alternate universe where there really isn't a timeline, there's probably no continuity, and the only source of Truth is that AFC Richmond have a club paddle- that is, a spanking paddle that's used to paddle the players when they're not their usual loveable selves.
That's it. That's the only rule: The Richmond Club Paddle must make an appearance.
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Roy Kent is six-year-old Jamie's favorite footballer, and close to Georgie's age, so she flirts with him to get her son's poster signed. In another universe, it would just be a distant memory.
In this universe, that flirtation leads to a date, leads to a relationship, leads to marriage, leads to Roy as wee Jamie's stepdad.
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Abhaile House is a unique kind of college housing opportunity:
- You have to apply to live in one of its bedrooms.
- You have to share most of house's elaborate and bizarre common spaces with a dozen other people.
- You have to complete your daily, weekly, and monthly assigned chores.
- You have to keep in mind the household rules at all times.
- And you have to be fine knowing that if you're caught not following the household rules or skipping your chores, your housemates will punish you however they see fit!- Words:
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“I wasn’t bad for James,” Keiren argues with a snarl. “I was bad for Anders. Were you even listening?”
“Being bad for Anders is the same thing as being bad for James,” Claude shoots back, then corrects himself, “No, actually, it’s worse. Way worse.”
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- Part 2 of KY Werewolf
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Sometimes, the wild man that punches you in the face is really looking kinda cute tho
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make a moan upon the midnight hours by whimsicalmeerkat for redsnake05
Fandoms: Mesopotamian Mythology, The Epic of Gilgamesh
14 Feb 2022
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“Teach me,” Enkidu said simply, smiling slightly when Gilgamesh turned his head to look at him. “I would learn you.”
“You mean you would learn from me,” Gilgamesh corrected with a smile.
"That too,” Enkidu said, rising up and turning onto his side.
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Enkidu can’t fall asleep indoors. Gilgamesh has a solution for that.- Language:
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Bookmarked by TellMeNoAgain
13 Apr 2026
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So beautiful, stark, and aching
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After spending all ten years of his life growing up in New York City with his troubled single mother, a boy finds himself on a bus upstate to live with the grandparents he barely remembers on their small farm in the Adirondacks.
Featuring an occasionally stern Russian grandfather and trips to the woodshed; mind the tags!
Bookmarked by TellMeNoAgain
16 Dec 2025
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This may be my single favorite parental-feel dfic IN EXISTENCE.
It's the complexity of the characters, the way I can never predict which way Jared is going to go in his next lines in a scene because he feels like a whole and entire person!!
It's Ivan's clear and obvious love for his grandson, and his gruff way of showing it.
It's Irena's putting-up-with-it-all mild exasperation and concern. AND THE FUCKING BACKSTORY, which leaks out in little lore drops.
I dunno. I just love all of it.
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The problem with magic, as this young mage would tell you, is that it makes so many things possible—and only some of them are explicitly forbidden. How is a boy to know which is which? He could ask his father, naturally. The older mage would tell. But that goes against every instinct of boyhood. Some lessons must be learned the hard way.
This is a collection of stories about childhood, magic, and the trouble that inevitably follows—at home, at school, on the family farm, and in every place where a boy with too much power and too little wisdom might find himself called to account.
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Bookmarked by TellMeNoAgain
27 Jan 2026
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Loved this! The worldbuilding is so interesting and unique, and the relationship between the father and son is likewise unique!