TellMeNoAgain
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- Marvel Cinematic Universe (117)
- Ted Lasso (TV) (38)
- The Magicians (TV) (17)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (10)
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Abhaile House is a unique kind of college housing opportunity:
- You have to apply to live in one of its bedrooms.
- You have to share most of house's elaborate and bizarre common spaces with a dozen other people.
- You have to complete your daily, weekly, and monthly assigned chores.
- You have to keep in mind the household rules at all times.
- And you have to be fine knowing that if you're caught not following the household rules or skipping your chores, your housemates will punish you however they see fit!(An OC spanking fic for the 2026 Six of the Best Dfic Kinkmeme)
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- Part 1 of Abhaile House
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The Baddest Bad Boys of Sport by TellMeNoAgain for Respondeat_superior, Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer, loch_ness_writer (lostinscotland), tarttymissk, Kelethin
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV), Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Jan 2026
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Jamie Tartt and Ilya Rozanov have been invited to participate in a new reality TV miniseries called The Baddest Bad Boys of Sport, pitting them against each other as well as competitors from a wide array of sports for the title of Baddest Bad Boy of Sports.
Of course, there's the interview portion, where a significant +1 from their life has also been invited, to tell the viewers all the best gossip about their rebellious, wild, arrogant, and out-of-control behavior.
For Jamie, the producers asked his coach, Roy Kent, to give them the goods.
And for Ilya? Who better to discuss his worst traits than long-time rival Shane Hollander! -
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Look one of the things I LOVE about domestic discipline fics (hi, yes, do you enjoy a good "Jamie gets spanked" fic? let's chat about what this genre has to offer you!), is that you CAN emphasize the DOMESTIC part of those two words.
Not every fic where Jamie earns himself a spanking has to be high stakes, life-or-death, oh my god he DESERVES it!
Or even "oh my god FIRST TIME!" which does in fact deserve the exclamation point because there's so many emotions involved.
Sometimes you can just let yourself write a bunch of scenes, slice-of-life style, where you enjoy the Roy/Jamie/Keeley dynamic for everything it can bring to the kitchen table.
And the hall table.
And any other table Jamie needs to be bent over, for the spanking he's earned.
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The Miracle of the First Bite by TellMeNoAgain for Remisfriend26, MuchPlanningNoWriting
Fandoms: Indiana Jones Series
16 Jan 2026
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It's 1944 when Indiana receives a phone call from Short Round, hysterical and begging for Indiana's help. His somewhat-estranged adopted ward is in his first semester at nearby Yale University, but the four-hour drive means Indiana must cancel classes the next day to help Short Round out.
Of course he's going to do it, but when he arrives, he realizes how very much he's in over his head.
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How does Ilya go from being a rookie Russian hockey player to being a man who will set everything aside for Shane?
Just a little story about the soul-searching he must have done, to get to the moment when he is willing to give up everything he used to be for love.
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The Richmond Club Paddle by BlackRoseAki, brambleberet, ireseen, loch_ness_writer (lostinscotland), Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer, royxjamie, TellMeNoAgain
Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)
31 Jan 2026
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A silly discipline-based alternate universe where there really isn't a timeline, there's probably no continuity, and the only source of Truth is that AFC Richmond have a club paddle- that is, a spanking paddle that's used to paddle the players when they're not their usual loveable selves.
That's it. That's the only rule: The Richmond Club Paddle must make an appearance.
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The Unsolved Mystery of the Celestial Peach by MuchPlanningNoWriting, Remisfriend26, TellMeNoAgain
Fandom Indiana Jones Series
16 Jan 2026
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A multi-author series where Short Round's been de-aged by a Celestial Peach, Mutt's been given to Indiana's custody to keep him out of the war zone of the British Isles, and Indiana has his hands full keeping two boys out of trouble.
There will be time skips as each author chooses at what age they want to write the boys and Indiana, but some effort will be made to indicate at the beginning of the stories WHEN we are. Continuity may get dicey, which is fine, have you seen the continuity in the source materials?!
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Roy Kent is six-year-old Jamie's favorite footballer, and close to Georgie's age, so she flirts with him to get her son's poster signed. In another universe, it would just be a distant memory.
In this universe, that flirtation leads to a date, leads to a relationship, leads to marriage, leads to Roy as wee Jamie's stepdad.
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Milgi Manor, or Look I Just Want Everyone to Date Everyone Else And Also a Ton of Babies by TellMeNoAgain
Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)
26 Dec 2025
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The problem with magic, as the young mage Edmund Thornberry would tell you, is that it makes so many things possible—and only some of them are explicitly forbidden. How is a boy to know which is which? One could ask one's father, naturally. The older mage would tell. But that goes against every instinct of boyhood. Some lessons, it seems, must be learned the hard way.
This is a collection of stories about childhood, magic, and the trouble that inevitably follows, landing the young mage over his father's knee, in his father's study, in the woodshed, and other uncomfortable places. Mind the tags and make sure you are good with them before reading.
Bookmarked by TellMeNoAgain
27 Jan 2026
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Loved this! The worldbuilding is so interesting and unique, and the relationship between the father and son is likewise unique!
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The (in)Complete Guide to Britpicking and Finer Football Details by BelmotteTower, ScoatneyHall
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
16 Nov 2022
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This is not fic! This is a non-fiction resource. I hope this resource will be something that is useful to anyone in this fandom who either wants to write fic from the POV of any one of Ted Lasso’s British characters and is not British themselves, or wants to read and write fic and, like Ted, knows nothing about the ins and outs of football and the Premier League.
I've helped a number of viewer friends and writer friends with some of these things already, and I’ve also done extensive research for my own fics and had really positive responses to my author notes, so I thought it might be helpful to compile and share some details regarding Britpicking, British culture and football itself for anyone who wants to make use of this resource, either as a viewer, reader or writer!
16.11.2022: Latest update - England International Duty and the 2022 World Cup. Part one of a long update about players' potential roles in the World Cup and playing for a national team in general. Very Jamie-centric, so mainly about his future England career, but a few other details for others included, as well as some basics on the current controversy and how to potentially write around it.
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Shane has had enough of Ilya’s bad habit and decides to punish him. Ilya, however, may enjoy the fact that their roles are this one time reversed.
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"Bruv," Isaac says, voice low. "Captain’s orders— the fuck is going on with Jamie and Roy?"
Sam blinks.
"I do not think it is my place to say."
"But you know, yeah?"
He swallows.
"Yeah."
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people talk. secrets come out. it’s not easy being an emotional support dog.
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- Part 5 of all through the night
Bookmarked by TellMeNoAgain
22 Dec 2025
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So, I had SUCH issues with the way these scenes went down and then this author decided to fix ALL OF IT in a single series, ALL HAIL THIS AUTHOR
Also while there's so much trauma-exploration it's insane, there's also comfort and humor. THANK YOU AUTHOR.
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After spending all ten years of his life growing up in New York City with his troubled single mother, a boy finds himself on a bus upstate to live with the grandparents he barely remembers on their small farm in the Adirondacks.
Featuring an occasionally stern Russian grandfather and trips to the woodshed; mind the tags!
Bookmarked by TellMeNoAgain
16 Dec 2025
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This may be my single favorite parental-feel dfic IN EXISTENCE.
It's the complexity of the characters, the way I can never predict which way Jared is going to go in his next lines in a scene because he feels like a whole and entire person!!
It's Ivan's clear and obvious love for his grandson, and his gruff way of showing it.
It's Irena's putting-up-with-it-all mild exasperation and concern. AND THE FUCKING BACKSTORY, which leaks out in little lore drops.
I dunno. I just love all of it.