ThatTallQueerBassist
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- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (24)
- Empires SMP (7)
- Dream SMP (7)
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The path is long, your companion is steadfast, and this walk is different from the others. You've never met a human your companion could tolerate before — which is unfortunate because you've never wanted to bite someone so badly in all your lives.
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A second person POV fanfic where you are a not-quite-immortal horse with a grudge and a mission.
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Skizzleman would do anything for a friend, and that includes tying him up and teasing him for hours.
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Obstacles to Note-Taking by CrowsAndBass (ThatTallQueerBassist) for hundredsofsmallbirds
Fandoms: Fantasy SMP
27 Nov 2024
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Pixlriffs is studying Mogswamp's selkie anatomy - too bad Mog is trying his best to distract the pretty human.
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In Search Of Proof by CrowsAndBass (ThatTallQueerBassist) for BlocksRuinedMe
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
28 Nov 2024
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Oli doesn't believe Joel's bragging, so he asks Etho to prove it to him!
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Mogswamp wakes up to a "surprise".
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Spice Cabinet by CrowsAndBass (ThatTallQueerBassist)
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Limited Life SMP, SOS SMP
30 Apr 2024
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Like Fire In My Blood (the superhero au series) by giddyfenix, ThatTallQueerBassist
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
05 Apr 2024
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Smalletho as Villain/Vigilante, very nsfw or dark at times, be sure to read the tags
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DAD2 BINGO!! by CrowsAndBass (ThatTallQueerBassist), ThatTallQueerBassist
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Limited Life SMP
12 Feb 2024
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Hayden knows what he saw. Clear as day, right there in the middle of Shane’s text thread with Lily.
A dick pic.
Hayden keeps mindlessly scrolling Instagram—a pantomime of paying attention, not really taking in anything that’s passing across his screen. Mind racing as a series of realizations wash over him.
Christ, no wonder Shane was so cagey about Lily. No wonder he didn’t want to introduce her to the guys.
Hayden would like to believe that everyone would be chill with it, but he could think of at least five guys off the top of his head that would a hundred percent take issue with Shane dating a trans woman. He can imagine, far too easily, the kind of slurs that would get thrown around the locker room if anyone ever found out. Towards Lily, sure, but towards Shane too—because Shane had to be gay, if his girlfriend had a dick, right?
Or, Hayden finds out something that he was never supposed to, and decides that the only thing he can do is show his best friend that he can be the best ally ever, if he just gives him the chance.Series
- Part 1 of The Lily Files
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Friends make friends stuff all the time, and Jayce did break Viktor's cane. It'd be a nice thing to do. A cane, plus some cool tools, and Jayce will be able to know he's a good friend. He likes this plan.
(Or, Jayce makes a new cane for Viktor. He then makes some more stuff. It spirals from there very, very quickly.)
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Bookmarked by ThatTallQueerBassist
25 Jul 2025
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cute as hell, soft and achey feels
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Be the Death of Me by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Dec 2024
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The insurmountable sound of the roof caving in, the support beams failing, and the marble decorations shattering around him seemed to stop all at once. There was nothing but silence. Cold, abrupt, threatening silence.
As quickly as it had begun, the disaster simply ceased.
“Woah,” an unknown voice chimed, echoing through the rubble. A man smiled down at him, his expression bordering somewhere between surprised and amused. “You’ve caused quite a bit of chaos here, haven’t you?”
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After accidentally wreaking havoc inside a temple in the woods, Grian finds himself indebted to a god he doesn't know, as well as a strange man who calls himself the temple's priest.
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- Part 1 of Until the End
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Bookmarked by ThatTallQueerBassist
22 Dec 2024
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it's when you shoved yourself into a crowded place by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP
02 Oct 2022
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Etho stares down at the kid. He's all scratched up, and he's clutching a music disk in his hand. Really, it's not that unusual of a sight. People do stupid things all the time. The only thing that really stands out is the fact that Etho's on a single player world. This kid shouldn't have even been able to get here.
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or: XD sends Tommy to Etho's world. Neither of them are exactly thrilled about it.
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Bookmarked by ThatTallQueerBassist
21 Mar 2023
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Really really good
read up to chapter 15
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i will look at love as more than just an instrument of pain by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP
27 Feb 2024
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When the Heroes Association shut down for good, most heroes had already been on suspension for months. It still felt so sudden. The titan that once ruled over not just Tommy’s entire life, but all of society, was gone.
In hindsight, the fall started even before the Syndicate existed. Maybe even before he was born. But every sign of a failing system felt like more proof it could never be undone. The rampant corruption and misuse of power were all symptoms of a diseased tyrant who died on his deathbed.
Now here they are. No more heroes.
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Or, The Syndicate took down the Heroes Association. Tommy's an ex-hero who has no idea what he's supposed to do now, especially without Dream's guidance. Help comes from unexpected people, namely ex-villain and retired leader of The Syndicate, The Angel of Death himself. And his annoying sons.
AKA the retired superheroes/ villains au
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Bookmarked by ThatTallQueerBassist
05 Nov 2021
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Read up to chapter 12, it has been discontinued
The time skips are impeccable, and i cant wait to hear the rant tommy gave to magpie on the roof.
To remember: the syndicate took down the heroes, and theyre all living in the aftermath as civillians and or vigilantes. There are time skips to before the take down, to explain stuff. (And they do it so well T-T)