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    Just a collection of things I rather forget that I wrote.

    Now with a new Short Story as Collab! Look inside and believe me, you will be happy that you did :)

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    When a Faun and a Cervitaur meets...

    Well, what sounds like a hilarious joke is Brett's real life. Not only did he have to run away from a bloodthirsty monster who wants to kill him, but he also needs to sort out his head and heart. Being in love isn't easy, especially when you fall for a cute man (which you also wrongly assumed to be a girl on the first meeting) of another race and species. Society isn't ready as a whole for that - and honestly, neither is Brett himself. But he has to push through, be it ferocious friends, creepy sea-creatures or sisters-in-law who make your whole body tremble in fear. And then there are cupids and a lot of other creatures who might help him - or want to kill him.
    At least the panther won't eat him, right?
    Well, nothing is at it seems and Brett has to grow up and learn what life is outside the farmlands. Nothing worthwhile will come easy, right?
    At least he has this gorgeous friend by his side!

    Brett x Eddy (Top Brett)

    Magical Creature-Au
    NSFW (As usual)
    TW: Depression, Mention of suicide, Disownment, Racial slurs, etc.

    Its more fun than it sounds, I almost promise lol

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    Short stories of various themes. Not only the couples I tagged, but sometimes more.
    Between 500-1500 words. Each Story is complete. Have fun.

    Also, these story are based on different prompts. If you want, you can leave one in the comments down below and I might write that :D

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    The Asian man was beautiful. Not good looking, not above average, simply beautiful. 10/10. No, not quite. He was more a 15/10. Artistic tousled grey hair, pretty pinkish lush lips, muscled but slim build, delicious slim hips with a well-defined booty and endlessly long legs Namjoon wished they would wrap around his own waist.
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    The grey haired grinned and pressed a kiss on the cheek of the other to whisper something in his ear. Both giggled and stepped closer.
    “I am Jungkook,” the dark haired man said, “And I am Jimin,” the other whispered into his ear while licking over the outer shell of the ear.
    Well, that went extremely well, Namjoon thought.
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    ALL DIFFERENT STORIES!!! Each chapter = One Story!!!!!

    Have fun!

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    A Tale of a Ghost and a Vampire

    Yoongi is a 200 year old ghost, Hoseok is a far older vampire. They have a unique friendship for over 200 years. But what if something changed between them? Can Yoongi overcome his trauma and tragic past, his doubts and fears, so he can become a better man?
    If one asked Hoseok, then yes. And he would stay right beside his friend to help him. If only there was not this urge....

    Sope! (Hoseok x Yoongi / J-Hope x Suga) (with a side of Taekook)

    A short 4-Chapter Story for Halloween 2022 :)
    Its again a collab of geertwhim and me, TheFartingRabbit :D

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    4/4
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    This is a Collection of Harry Potter One Shots

    Sometimes more than one are set in the same Uniserve but rarely so. All based on prompts I got from either readers or friends :)
    They are all between 500-1000 Words. So really short, ideal for in-between reading.

    If the prompts are continued it will be labeled as such!

    Feel free to comment with prompts you want to see :)

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    They deserved some rest. After all that back and forth, the hustling, the flights, the stress and the anxiety from Draco bubbling over every time they stepped a foot in an airport and airplane, they deserved some rest for sure.
    When they fell into the bean bags (Draco actually figured them out and also lounged comfortably in them now) and Harry opened a big wine bottle. It was 1am but that didn’t deter the two men.
    “On a wonderful marriage, my dear.”
    Draco laughed and their glass clinked, “On a wonderful marriage indeed.”
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    New Story from TheFartingRabbit and Geertwim!

    Follow inside for a very fun story bout a poor hedgehog needing rescue and a poor boy who just wants to be hugged :)
    Well, its not that dramatic but its basically what this is about lol.
    Would you accept a belated invitation of Hogwarts? I sure would and Brett takes up the opportunity to see what is behind all this normal stuff.
    His prayers are answered and he can enter the magical world! But only because of one particuliar circumstance :)

    BL, BoysLove, Male on Male!

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    Comments:
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    This is my bundle of My Short Storys (Some One-Shots, some have more Chapters) formerly my Addition to the Arttober 2021, all TSV centric.
    Now its only all of my One Shots piled in one fic so its easier to upload for me lol.

    Oh yeah:
    Some are happy ones, some are not.
    Trigger warnings in the tags.
    Dont like? Dont read!

    Otherwise, have fun with it.

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    But looking into the eyes, widened with fear, trembling because of his uncertain fate and the horrors he had just witnessed, Eddy saw something. Something flickered underneath the fear, the dread of what was to come, and Eddy paused. He held up a hand and the knight stopped.
    “What is your name, small one?”
    “Brett, Sire, my name is Brett Yang from the House of Yang.”
    They were wizard with money and so they had been rewarded with the title of ‘Duke’.

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    If you like to read more, look inside :)

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    37/?
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    Brett Yang x Eddy Chen

    Thrown into a new world, Eddy has his dear problems to adapt to this strange and violent world.
    He never thought his whole life would be changed like that.
    Gods exist? Magic was real? How was this all possible?!

    Watch him stumble though this new life, finding love, acceptance, new friends and his true place in the world.

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    The well esteemed archeologist shrieked like a little girl, jumping back as far as he could without realizing he was in a straight path with an altar. He didn't realize until his hip came into contact with the hard carved stone, making a ceremonial cup clatter to the ground. "Oh fuck."
    Eddy bent down to touch it and as soon as his naked fingertips came into contact with the brass, the world swirled around him, pressing him through a gigantic tube and spat him out again.
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    “You're from far, far away, right?”
    "I am," Eddy nodded wondering if it was too early to throw himself in the fire pit. He knew he didn't belong here but he could hope to get out alive, "Thank you ma'am.'
    “Where are you from exactly, my dear?”
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    50/50
    Comments:
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    Another Extra Story for our big ass Story "Touch of Dawn"

    Welcome back, Omega Eddy and Alpha Brett, who are a happily mated couple with 2 kids - Mei and Ju Yang.
    Come along with them on the tedious part of being a parent!

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    She smiled and nodded, "Thank you mommy." Then the little girl dug in. Brett watched Eddy as he settled down and took his hand again, kissing the back of it. It was a silent reassurance, something that might help Eddy.
    "You're welcome Ju," Eddy hummed before glancing at Brett, what a sweet husband he had. He was all too sweet really. Even when he hadn't vocalized being upset with himself Brett was still silently checking on him. Eddy really did appreciate that because it showed how much his alpha truly cared
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    Mei started bawling immediately. She didn't want rice, she wanted snacks. And that immediately! With her little foot she stomped on the ground as she screamed, "I want snacks. Now!"
    Brett's head whipped from watching Ju, who behaved wonderfully, to his spoiled little demon. She often threw a tantrum but not like this. Her face was red and scrunched up since she wailed like a little siren.

    Being a parent is not easy!!!!

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
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    “Professor Yang.” He came into view like a monster from the darkened walkways under the moonlight or maybe a bloodsucking vampire of sorts. Brett had no qualms thinking of him as such.

    He also had no qualms about telling him where exactly to show himself out. It had been a long day and hell if Brett wanted to verbally spar with him. “Professor Chen, kindly move the fuck outta my way.”

    There was a pause. “Ah, this exchange is familiar.” Chen shoved his free hand down the pockets of his coat, books precariously teetering under his other arm, and yes. Yes, this was familiar. “Don’t you remember?”

    Brett Yang and Eddy Chen are professors at a magical school with a deep-seated hatred for each other. When various circumstances cause them to cross paths more often than they want to, they are forced to confront their shared animosity—and the odd feelings lurking underneath.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    336
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    18
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    The world went to the dogs and two lone boys try to survive. Maybe they get to it, maybe not. We will see :)

    Friendship-Apocalyse AU

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    They needed to camp in a tiny shed for the time being, until the monsters outside would slow down at the rise of the new dawn. They were always more active during the night. Those fuckers.
    Brett sighed silently and cracked his neck.
    At daytime the monster couldn't hear, smell or see well, they were slow and not very strong, but man, that took always a 180° when the sun settled and the night broke over them. So far, that was the only weakness they had. Or that Brett and Eddy knew of. In the night they were fucking predators. They gathered in a horde and hunted living people.

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    His weary eyes scanned the small shed they were in, slowly they fell on Brett. He was happy that the man was a survivor. It was depressing that they lost everyone else but it would be heart wrenching if he had lost the man. Luckily he hadn't, and they were still here together even if the rest of the world was hell. Brett saw the slight movement out of the corner of his eyes and laid a hand on Eddy’s shoulder to signal that they still should be quiet.

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    7/7
    Comments:
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    Second installment of Carnal Desire.
    Their story goes ON!!!!

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    Eddy was strange; his parents knew it from the day he was born. He had a weird looking birthmark in the crease of his hip, which marked him as unique . 
    It wasn’t until he was five that it had merged into something - which was strange on its own since birthmarks didn’t change shape - but what it had merged into was even stranger. 
    It was a name: Brett. No one knew why he had a name perfectly engraved into his skin. Belle lightly stroking his hair, a huge grin on her face. She had leant down to whisper in his ear, “It must be the name of your soulmate.”
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    He chuckled at that and his naked foot came up to gently press between Eddy's legs. Time to play.
    His foot drew lazy circles and pressed every now and then against the soft flesh.
    Eddy groaned a bit to that, luckily they weren’t in public because he was quite vocal, “Hmmm, of course I can take your dick. I took your three fingers.”
    He spoke with the utmost confidence.
    Brett just smirked. Three fingers were different from a whole dick, but he would let Eddy have this.
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    Established Relationship Brett Yang/Eddy Chen, they are married and having a wonderful daughter, Mei, together.

    Omegaverse - Brett Yang - Alpha // Eddy Chen - Omega

    Additional Three-Shot (cuz its too long lol) from our big story "Touch of Dawn". You don't need to read it, but its worth a shot :D

    They live peacefully together in their new home with thei two big dragons (Yoake & Pudding), their tiny daughter Mei and her best friend the tiny dragon Momo.
    Then, someone unexpected comes along, knocks at their door and brings a surprise with them.

    Happy-End-ISH.

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    And the mansion in front of him was frightening. It signalled there was no other way. He didn't want to do it, he really didn't but in the end it was the only way to spare the little girl from being put in an orphanage. His hand trembled as he lifted it, not ready to press the doorbell. His daughter lifted her big brown eyes up to her mommy and asked, "Is everything okay, mama? Should we go back home?"
    But the omega shook his head. He did it for his daughter, not himself. She was more important than his life - literally. He pressed the doorbell and waited for the door of doom to be opened.
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Another One Shot for our "Touch of Dawn"-Series
    Its a cute, fluffy Long-Shot for you to enjoy!

    mated Brett Yang x Eddy Chen (established Relationship) // A/B/O-Au // Omegaverse

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    Eddy yelped slightly when he got bitten by the barbarian! Such a ruffian he was mated to, but it was a brute he loved. He loved Brett very much, "Are you sure you want to watch her on your own?"

    Mei just made little sounds as she heard them talk.

    "Eddy," Brett turned his head so he could deadpan his husband, "I watched over her a few times when you were not even in the house. So yes, I am very sure I can and want to watch our daughter. She is getting mobile slowly and I wanna see it. Or do I need to drug you, so you will sleep and I can have time for my precious baby girl?"
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    He chuckled as he emitted the calming pheromones to put her to sleep.
    But Mei wasn't having it. She scrunched up her face and Brett saw the moment she wanted to cry immediately. He hushed her by standing up and walking around, hoping to avoid a tantrum in the middle of the night. He made his way to the kitchen where he heated the baby milk which Eddy dutifully pumped every day. Maybe she was hungry.
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    After the birth of their little girl, Eddy and Brett have some time alone. Celibacy is over. At least until their baby will be returned home.
    And dragons are perverts, but we all knew that, right?
    (Smut)

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    "Yeah. My most beloved food was reduced to second place. So sad. But my number one food loves it though. It's the absolute best of the best." Brett grinned. How long would it take for Eddy to find out?
    "Food doesn't have an opinion Brett, or a mind for that matter so it can't like it," It would apparently take Eddy a while to figure out what Brett was getting at with his comment.
    "This food, my number one food, has that. That's why it's so special, Eddy. And my number one."
    "Wait, wait. Let me get this straight? I'm your favorite food?" Eddy's tired brain finally started kicking into gear.
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    One hand was in Eddy's hair, gently patting and scratching him while the other rubbed over the back. Now was time for the thing they wanted to do all along: eating Eddy out like there was no tomorrow.
    Eddy purred softly. He adored all the attention and always would. He absolutely melted into it, "Well it was a treat for my amazing mate, so of course I did good."

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    Comments:
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    What happens after a Story ends?
    RIGHT! An author posts One-Shots/Two-Shots to give the readers more

    No need to read the BIG ASS 50-Chapter "Original"-Story, but it can help.

    A cute and fluffy Two-Shot!

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    Breddy - established Relationship
    Eddy - Omega
    Brett - Alpha

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    Eddy is pregnant and its time to pop the princess!
    Yes, Eddy is FINALLY giving birth :D
    Have fun folks!

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    It seemed like their little princess had different tastes than him. He was lurched over his porcelain throne, puking his guts out. He gasped every now and then, cursing Brett when he had the opportunity, "You did this to me!"

    He overdramatically exclaimed because Brett was in fact the one that got him pregnant.

    "If you ever knock me up again, you're sleeping on the couch forever!"

    He gritted out before another round of vomiting hit him.

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    "I love you," he whispered.

    Eddy preened to that, ah yes Brett still loved him, what a wonderful feeling it was. He even started purring back at Brett, his chest rumbling with every purr, "I love you too."

    He exhaled with a little mewl at the end.

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    2/2
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    2
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    Namkook - BTS - Omegaverse (Don't like? Don't read :D)
    Namjoon - Omega // Jungkook - Alpha

    Jungkook has a secret and Namjoon is determined to get to the bottom of it. Surprise, suprise Jungkook is not that excited about that and tries to hide it until he can't any longer.

    already Finished // only 2 Parts + 1 Bonus Smut Chapter :3

    Band-setting with ABO thrown into. Have fun :D

    (Smut in Chap 2 x3)

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    3/3
    Comments:
    21
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    227
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    53
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    NEW Story!!!
    Long fic. Already finished writing, so strap in, its gonna be a very long one.
    A/B/O from Geertwhim and Me! So have fun :D
    Beta-ed by the most wonderful Peppermintgrape ever existed :D I love you babygirl!
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    With that, Eddy walked past them, slapping Brett's ass as he went by. "See you there, cute thing."
    Brett whipped his head around when the hand made contact, and he stared incredulously at the dragon rider.
    "Did he just…?"
    Ray tried to hold it in, he really did - but his laughter burst out from him, and he had to lean against Brett when Eddy went out of sight.
    "Oh my God! He really did that!"
    Brett was still unsure if he had dreamed that or not. He had never been slapped! Especially not on the butt. Especially not by an omega.
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    “Not tired,” Eddy whined against Brett’s chest. He didn’t want to rest. He squirmed against the alpha for a bit before giving up, because the alpha’s arms weren’t budging. The omega huffed in defeat. Being curled up on the shorter man wasn’t all too bad. Brett was warm, firm, yet soft, and all around pretty lovely.
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    Please leave a Comment and Kudo if you liked it! Thanks!

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    52/52
    Comments:
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    Brett & Eddy, different setting again.
    Hm, yes, I am revisiting the "Creature-Au". For y'all thirsty needs out there :3

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    From experience, Brett knew how rewarding patience was. How much sweeter the feeling of sinking into a warm, pliant body was, how daring the begging went and how much more he could get from them, if they were giving themselves up all too willingly for the taking.
    Also, it tasted much, much better. Brett could not wait for Eddy to be ripe.
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    The soft, innocent kisses were not something Brett was overly familiar with, seeing he tended to just skip this, but they were fine. The last soft, far too innocent kiss ended, and Brett waited for more. Eddy pulled back after a few seconds. Once done, he bumped their foreheads together in silence. Eddy thought he was fond of gentler things, and women, for that manner; sure, he never been with one, and he liked boys love manga, but that didn't make him gay right? He had so many questions, and so little answers. Being clueless frustrated him to no end.
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    11/11
    Comments:
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    Breddy-Genderbent-fic
    Don't like? Don't read! :D

    Christmas fic from us to you! Lotsa love and acceptance and cute behaviour and all the good stuff!
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    Brettany and Edwina are living together.
    Christmas is coming up. Brettany has PTSD from all the horrible things she had to endure in her biological family and doesn't like Christmas.
    But this year shall be different, because this year she will spend the days with the loving Chen-Family.
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    Excerpt
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    So here Edwina was, on the second day of december, working on decorating the rest of the cozy little apartment that she shared with her significant other. What she was up to though, Edwina didn’t know. She was too busy arranging garlands on their mantle, it was going to be a nice place to put all the family cards once she was done.
    The significant other was not in a festive holiday mood whatsoever. Instead Brettany was holding back the tears of anger and resentment when she left the store she got last minute candles from. Her girlfriend was in such a good mood, she couldn't stand it.

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    Comments:
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