TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms
- Video Blogging RPF (31)
- Dream SMP (18)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (17)
- Batman - All Media Types (15)
- Batman (Comics) (14)
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are you smelling this shit, eau de résistance by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
02 May 2025
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When fairytale-like stories were woven for things happening on real soil, the desired endings were rarely met. Eret was proof of that; weary, haggard, molded by war-death-fear. They seldom lingered in one place, always on the move. Always leaving a trail of destruction in their wake.
The night they stumbled upon a hamlet in a small country, they forgot why they always moved on. They settled down, prepared to join L'Manberg's fight for freedom.
It took them very little time to remember why they did not stay in the towns they passed by. The white eyes of death did not bring peace with them.
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once a child soldier; always a soldier, never a child. eret is broken but at least they break everything they play with.Chapters 1-19 = L'Manberg/SMP [Arc 1]
Chapters 20-26 = Interlude
Chapters 27-current = The Antarctic Empire [Arc 2]Series
- Part 6 of eret is traumatised collection
- Part 1 of vissna
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Dreaming in the Dark by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers (Bay Movies)
23 Mar 2025
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Ultra Magnus landed on Earth with the intention of dragging his Prime back to Cybertron. He did not plan to meet a human and fall in love along the way.
or, au for human rodimus/bot ultra magnus. set pre-tf4 with many tweaks and g1 characters!
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Eret is the Lord Consort. When the Emperor is indisposed, they lead the Empire. This is common knowledge.
Their enemies know this, as well, and one of them aims to take out the Lord Consort whilst the Emperor is not in sight. It does not end well for anyone.
aka, eret gets poisoned and philza is pissed off ft. ot6 poly and the unfortunate long-lasting effects of managing to poison a god-blessed being
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- Part 1 of olsow spin off au fics
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Low-class noble, Foolish of Cail, attends the Autumn Ball in hopes of quietening his Mother's raving for him to find a wife. Unexpectedly, the Crown Prince of the Empire is there. Things take an unexpected turn.
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Sitting on the gold throne, they rose their hand and bent their finger.
Foolish’s heart thundered in his chest. Unsure, he rose his hand and pointed to himself.
The Crown Prince nodded.or, Foolish is called upon by the Crown Prince. He has no choice but to obey.
Series
- Part 3 of eret is traumatised collection
- Part 1 of Lagom
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Stark Family Troubles by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
11 Feb 2024
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Peter was the second boy of a once happy family of four. Though, they hadn’t been a four in a long while. Now, it was just Peter, his dad and his twin. Him and his twin, Harley, used to be closer than anything. They were twins but sometimes, Peter felt like he knew Ned better than his own brother. His dad was another story entirely.
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harley and peter are tony's biological kids. there's family miscommunication and angst, because isn't there always? it gets solved, thanks to everyone's combined efforts.
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[vissna; wither]
just stuff that happens in the eau de resistance world :O
currently:
1. are you smelling this shit, eau de resistance (story 1)
2. sidestory set during edr {will come out after edr finishes :P}- Words:
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[not too much, not too little]
What does
a mana monstersomeone withall-seeingeyesand claws and too sharp teethneed in life?Love. Just a little bit, though, or something might happen.
A devoted man is too powerful for the mortal man.- Words:
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Dark Claws: What-ifs by TheOnlyHuman
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
04 Jan 2024
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Exactly what the title says.
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eret is traumatised collection by TheOnlyHuman
Fandom: Dream SMP, DreamSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Pacific Rim (Movies), Video Blogging RPF
02 May 2025
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random collection of my works where Eret is Traumatised :) angst squad where u at
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Greed is a feeling that can easily blind the weak but ambitious. It can act as a compass, marking the right path but never an end. Because if greed plagues your mind, it will never be enough.
Barbossa understood this, though he doesn't always pay much attention to his own conclusions.
One night, lost in thought, he ends up receiving a gift that weighs differently within his greedy mind.Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
08 Sep 2025
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When the teleportation rune landed them in an unknown territory, Sam was prepared to improvise. He’d come too far, after all, to let Eret slip from his grasp before he got the answers for which he’d been so desperately searching. It didn’t matter all that much anyway, all he had to do was buy enough time for Lindsay and Marquess Manifold’s workers to track them down to the new location.
Except things seem to go off the rails almost immediately, and returning home wasn't as easy a task as simply activating the correct teleportation rune.
For better or worse, he and Eret were stuck, leaving Sam with limited options on how to move forward. He wasn’t sure if it helped that they were now surrounded by genius outcasts as they tried to find their way home, but whatever happened, he would protect his family.
THE SHORT OF IT: A Fantasy/Royalty AU that features unconventional A/B/O dynamics, political worldbuilding, a heavy emphasis on trauma recovery and found family dynamics, and soap-opera levels of non-communication. And also, there’s romance. See forenotes for more details.
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- Part 6 of Tales of the Antarctic Empire
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Eret's steps echoed on the tile. They placed a torch once they’d turned a few corners, surprised at the lack of mobs, and slid down the wall to catch their breath. Their legs ached from running, skin scraped raw.
The hieroglyphics on the wall across from them showed a tall golden being with arched scarab wings, standing before supplicants with the dark figure of an archer at its back. Eret recognized the god from a common myth of the era, a tale of life and undeath often placed in tombs, but couldn’t recall the specific myth that the archer must have represented.
This was a temple for the god of totems, who had once shared the server with the rulers of the Antarctic Empire and of the SMP itself, and on his walls he had inscribed a welcome to the dead, a reassurance and a promise: When you die, you will not be alone.
Eret supposed it was literally true, if nothing else.
Series
- Part 11 of dream smp fic my beloved
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
06 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
just delicious. protective foolish. amnesiac eret who sort of quietly remembers in flashes when needed and just urgshhebedkendkwndk i love them
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“Sorry,” they say out of habit because they’ve been woken up by people a few times when they'd passed out like that, “it’s okay, this happens, thank you for your–”
“I’m pretty sure this is not okay, but sure,” the person says, voice dripping with sarcasm – oh, it’s Foolish.Or: Eret, Foolish and not quite trust yet... Except it literally is and Eret just has trouble admitting it (Foolish will have none of that, thank you very much).
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- English
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Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
02 May 2025
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Foolish is trying to get paperwork done but Vegetta and Eret won't let him.
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- Part 1 of Sour, Savoury, Sweet
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
01 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
foolieregetta? foolergetta? golden man and two kings?? them 🥰