ThePlagueBeast

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    Severus and Hermione are ~*~soulmates~*~

    It doesn't go according to plan.

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    Alicent befriends Harwin before Aemond is born. Chaos ensues.

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    If you just want my Harry Potter fanfic, subscribe to this series!

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    If you just want to see my Game of Thones/A Song of Ice And Fire fics, subscribe here!

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    Zuko goes into exile with a scar, a mission, and a wife.

    The girl wears ill fitted ceremonial silks. She is too thin, with jutting bones and hollowed eyes. Dirt smudges her cheek. Her lower lip has a healing split in it. Gaudy as her finery is, she wears it like prisoner’s rags.

    All of this Zuko registers in the time it takes him to reach the dais and bow. Every muscle aches with the remembrance of what happened the last time he knelt before Father. This time there is no begging, no roar of the crowd, no burning. Still—Zuko’s grateful to stand once more.

    Slipping into soldier’s parade rest, he waits for what will come next, all too aware of the girl’s defiant body next to his.

    “I am told that this is Katara of the Southern Water Tribe,” Father says, cruel amusement oiling his words. The phrasing makes the girl sound like a thing. “The last waterbender of their pathetic tribe.” Flames conceal all but his shadow, yet Zuko knows from long experience the exacting blade of his father’s smirk. The smirk he must surely wear now. Because he has built up his insult and now he lets it fall. “Your bride.”

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    Example and basic code for making some text hidden or optional on Ao3 using details and summary tags

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    When two individuals explode out of the heart tree at Winterfell, the Bolton's think it's a blessing from the gods. It certainly is a change in their fortunes. Sansa expected to die the day the Bolton's did after their guest made the ground shake with her fury. Only she didn't, and now she is nominally the one in charge. With no army, no support outside of those men who saw an angry god and decided not to help their liege Lord, and said god is now her terrifying guest.

    Daisy would like to stop being mistaken for a god, and also reiterate flaying innocent people alive is not an acceptable practice. It would help if Fitz would wake up already because she's clearly not going to be able to get them out of the medieval hellscape they're now trapped in. Although Fitz wouldn't be her first choice of companion to be stranded with. And magic ice zombies, because of course there's magic ice zombies.

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    A queen embroiled in war seeks whatever means necessary to keep her kingdom safe.

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    I do not have three words for this just read it.

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    What now of soldiers returned to the plough? When the great work is complete, what place in the new world is there for one who has never been capable of knowing peace? There is no call for heroes in paradise, after all, and swords were never truly made for mantlepieces. The answer is simple: there is always a war somewhere, and if it cannot be found, it can be made...

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    Rumi never really considered what lay beyond the goalposts of the Golden Honmoon, and is having trouble adjusting to her sudden lack of direction in life. This may lead to... questionable decisions.

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    01 Sep 2025