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    Colonel Mortimer goes missing before he and Manco get their "next time." Manco finds him.

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    17 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    A delegation from the Kingdom of Gebra has arrived in Ankh-Morpork and Downey is under instruction to see that they have a Good Time and, more importantly, that everyone behaves themselves.

    At the Selachii annual masque, things go a little wahoonie shaped with attempted murder, half-thought through seductions for reasons of State Politics, and one Master Assassin who does not, at all, have a Thing for a certain Patrician of Ankh-Morpork.

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    Response to the fic ask meme request: " "I'm here. I've got you. You're safe now." with Downey saying it to Vetinari please 👀?"

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    11 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    James looked to Dmitri.

    Dmitri looked to Jopling.

    Jopling stared rather resolutely at the intricate rug he had only just yesterday fucked Dmitri silly on, the burns from which still must have been agitating Dmitri's back.

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    04 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    Alastor has been feeling terrible for days - he's not told anyone, of course - and noboby has really bothered to notice ... until today. Charlie, that bleeding heart, noticed. Except the real trouble begins when he stops smiling ... and then everybody notices.

    AKA: An Alastor sickfic because I can. :)

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    08 Jan 2026

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    “You,” Hondo says, and Katooni jerks her attention back to him; he has a case of something over his shoulder and is staring at her inscrutably but urgently. “You want to be captured by Pykes? Sent to work the mines, or the slave trade?”

    “What? No.” Katooni doesn’t know who the Pykes are, but it’s obvious that’s a bad thing.

    “Then come with me.”

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    23 Dec 2025