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    A generations come of age in the since the Sanderson Sisters last walked this Earthly plane. Now, as the next generation of heretics and doubters hear the Sanderson Legend, things are almost the same as they were.
    Almost.
    Someone is done playing children's games.
    Someone is done waiting in the wings.
    Someone is going to perish.

    Book 1: Hocus Pocus Magic's Return (Under extreme editing and rewriting). Bi-weekly updates (hopefully)

    Book 2: Abracadabra: An Unofficial Hocus Pocus Sequel (Crossover with The Crucible and Supernatural (2005) Bi-weekly updates (hopefully)

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    I was in Catholic School and we were going over impediments to marriage. And I was going through my Beauty and the Beast obsession for the second time in sixth months.
    Anyways, here's my crack.

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    Following season 15, since my original AU was screwed up.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Have you ever read Twilight and thought: "This is kind of messed up."

    If you haven't, you will when you fall asleep during a snow storm and wake up in your favorite (Or least favorite book)

    An isekai take on a childhood favorite, featuring: Smash the patriarchy, vampire lore, progressive story lines, and a thrilling ride where YOU are the main character.

    Reader x Edward Cullen

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    18 Jan 2026

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    “How do you do it? Control it, make it do whatcha want, stop it from taking over you and control you, keep it from going all…bleh.”

    “Bleh?”

    “You know what I mean.”

    He snickered, shaking his head, but the smile slipped from his lips as they settled into a neutral line. He leaned on his cane to look up at the sky.

    “I don’t. I mean, not really. People think it’s this majestic, all knowing force, but it’s a lot more like a child, always watching, always learning. When it connects with us, it tunes into every fiber of our being. It doesn’t know anything at first, we shape it with our every thought, our every use, every action. We’re its compass, moral or otherwise. You know what they say, what goes around comes around, that’s very literal here. I just…learned that a lot sooner than others do. They take from the world, so it learns to take. I give of myself, and only myself, so it gives in return…"

    He glanced down at his hands, examining them carefully as they glowed faintly in the moonlight.

    "...at least, that’s what I tell myself. That’s what I hope is the truth.”

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    Or, what might've happened if Viktor's path with the arcane looked a little different.

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    11 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    12 Dec 2024

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    When some of Darry's old buddies from high school call him up and invite him out for a night on the town, Soda thinks it'll be good for him. A chance to be a kid for a little while, instead of a man with the weight of the world on his shoulders.

    He couldn't be more wrong.

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    12 Sep 2024