20 Works by TooAwkwardToFunction
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Dear Karma by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Aug 2025
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Tony Stark wakes up with a name on his tongue and one less arm than usual. He's apparently just been revived from the dead, three years after he sacrificed his life for the sake of the world. Why is it that he's the only one who knows who Peter Parker is now?
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My name is Peter by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel
26 Jul 2025
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NO WAY HOME SPOILERS
Three years have passed since that night on the Statue of Liberty. Peter has tried to move on, and to put his life back together without the pieces of his old life getting in the way. What is he supposed to do when MJ and Ned suddenly return from Boston and have more questions than what they’d left with? Throw in a curious wizard, a suspicious neighbor, and Peter Parker’s life is uprooted once again. (Maybe this time for the better?)
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- Part 3 of Remember Me (NWH fix-it)
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Know your name (but not who you are) by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Jun 2025
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After finding himself in an alternate universe where he's dead, with no home to return to, Peter learns how to adjust to his new reality. Just...slowly.
OR an epilogue to the greatest thing we've lost
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The Hangover by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types
11 May 2025
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Peter Parker gets drunk on his birthday because he deserves it. Peter Parker, deservedly drunk, is now in a position where he isn't quite sure if the man sitting at his kitchen table is a hallucination or not. Also, Miles is here, too.
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A Secret Third Thing by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types
11 May 2025
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Ever since the entire world forgot his existence, Peter has been having a little trouble asking for help, mainly because the Avengers are pretentious assholes and he really doesn’t need to be on SHIELD’s radar again. It turns out that if you get your ass handed to you enough time next to Hell’s Kitchen, the Devil might take notice and lend a hand.
(Aka, Team Red origins)
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Arthur Pendragon just left a bad relationship and is living by himself for the first time. He's struggling to deal with the aftermath of coming out to his unaccepting father, the strain in his relationships since leaving his ex, and the slightly deranged neighbor who claims to know him from thousands of years ago. Well, that last part is sort of a new addition, one that he doesn't really mind all that much. It's kind of entertaining.
(OR: Arthur returns but doesn't remember anything about Camelot or the Warlock who has been waiting hundreds of years for him. Merlin takes the appropriate amount of revenge for that.)
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Cliché Genius Prince and the Pauper by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Oct 2024
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“You should sign up for theater next semester,” Ned commented, and Peter knew that was as close as he would ever get to calling him a drama queen.
“Maybe I should,” He replied, which was his way of saying ‘ouch ow ouchie my feelings’.
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After the death of Tony Stark, Peter Parker struggles to find some semblance of normal. Home feels weird. School feels weird. Spider-Man feels weird. At least he can still go to the lab, and there's a boy there who seems to know almost exactly how he feels. -
The greatest thing we've lost by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Sep 2024
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Peter Parker was just trying to have a normal evening after his patrol - as normal as they'd been after the whole world forgot his existence. Suddenly finding himself in the middle of nowhere definitely was not on his list of to-do's, especially when it turns out he's been thrown into another universe. Another universe where he's apparently dead. At least Tony Stark was alive, even if he thinks that Peter is some hallucination.
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You look like you have Encephalitis by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006), Hannibal (TV)
09 Sep 2024
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Shawn is trying to plan the perfect vacation, but his plans to see the world are cut short when an old college friend of Gus’ reaches out for their help on a case. Now, Shawn has to prove the innocence of an already convicted Will Graham, and somehow catch Hannibal Lector in the act of, well, murder. Also, Will doesn’t look so good, has anyone taken him to see a medical professional?
(AKA Psych meets Hannibal and most events are resolved within the month after Shawn believes that Will didn’t kill anyone, and that Hannibal absolutely did).
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Leo Valdez and the Psychopomp by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
18 Jul 2024
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Three years after the war with the Giants, the hijinks with Apollo, and the death of Jason Grace, Leo is finally moving on. He's at college, in therapy, and just about to hit winter break. One emo teenager with a bad prophecy and a takeout bag is about to change that.
AKA Godly visions, dead best friends, and resurfacing trauma galore! Sounds like another Thursday night to Leo Valdez, but alright.
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Arthur was never supposed to find out about his magic, it just wasn't a priority when keeping their destinies on track. Merlin always imagined that eventually, after all of the fear prejudice had eased, he would tell Arthur on his own terms. It wasn't supposed to happen like it did.
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- Part 3 of All the Ways a King Can Love a Sorcerer
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Here We Are in the Future and it’s Traumatic by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Steven Universe - Fandom, Steven Universe: Future
28 Jun 2024
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Steven was just getting a hang of his life outside of Beach City. He had some place to call home, he had a steady career path ahead of him, and his relationship with Connie was going great! Of course, nothing was perfect, but Steven’s happy with how far he’s come. So how will he react when all of a sudden he’s confronting his 13 year old self?
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Arthur and Merlin have a…special relationship, one that everyone seemed to see, except themselves, of course. The Knights see, more than anyone, but they’re not going to be the ones to confront the two. But, it wouldn’t hurt to push them together every once in a while, right?
(AKA Gwaine makes it his own personal mission to get Arthur and Merlin to snog)
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- Part 2 of All the Ways a King Can Love a Sorcerer
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The Sun begged "love me" and the Moon replied "I did" by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
05 Apr 2023
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“You used magic,” Arthur whispers.
“I saved your life,” The man whispers back, his eyes glowing gold as his hands press warm to his side. “I fear you aren’t allowed to be so picky as to how I did it,”
OR: Arthur is dealt a grave wound during a quest. He wakes up on the forest floor with a man with eyes of gold healing him. In his recovery, he must face some hard truths, spoken to him from a man born of a different country, with no obligation to Camelot or her king. Only one to keep Arthur alive, for whatever motive he may have for doing it.
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Haven't felt this way before (since can't remember when) by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
17 Feb 2023
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5 times Arthur kissed Merlin (+1 time he kissed Arthur)
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- Part 1 of All the Ways a King Can Love a Sorcerer
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Merlin has been waiting centuries for the return of his King, but he’s getting restless. What’s a better way to spend his time than painting Camelot and its people? The only thing is: Merlin can’t seem to remember anyone’s faces. A few surprise reincarnations might be able to help him with that.
(AKA The Knights Return and Merlin is having his scheduled mental breakdown of the century. Also, where the fuck is Arthur???)
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Just in Case by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 Aug 2022
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3 moments May Parker had with her nephew (+1 moment he spent without her)
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- Part 2 of Remember Me (NWH fix-it)
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I think his name was Peter? by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
15 Apr 2022
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MAJOR NO WAY HOME SPOILERS!!!!
There's something...missing. Michelle can feel it. Ned can feel it. Happy can feel it. An itch in the back of their minds. An ache in their chests. Why won't it go away?
And what does it have to do with the sad kid named Peter Parker?
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- Part 1 of Remember Me (NWH fix-it)
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Burying a Spider (and seeing its Ghost) by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
21 Dec 2021
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Peter Parker was snapped away when Thanos got all of the Infinity Stones. Tony Stark mourned his death.
When Peter Parker wakes up in the Soul Stone, the only thing he wants to do is get home. All Tony Stark wants to do is stop seeing reminders of what he lost on Titan.
Spider-Man’s ghost is here to ruin that.(Basically elaborating on the really old meme about how everyone who was snapped was secretly awake and having a shit ton of goofs in the Soul Stone)
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Two Dumbasses and a Spider by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV)
28 Jun 2020
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“You’re loud. Very talkative. I don’t do talking. Unless it’s interrogating. And I don’t think you want me to interrogate you...Spidey,”
“No sir!” He squeaked, a little quickly, then muttered a brief apology under his breath.
That didn’t keep the air of excitement around the kid, his entire existence just reeked of happiness. It was throwing off Matt’s whole intimidating ‘Devil of Hell’s Kitchen’ vibes.
“Good,” He considered his options for a moment and considered actually training this super-powered teen...or taking the stubborn route. “I said I’d show you some stuff,” Spidey nodded enthusiastically, keeping his hands clasped together excitedly behind his back. “Well then, watch,”
(OR: A basic story about the origins of Team Red. Matt Murdock is an unintentional father figure and Peter needs to learn how to handle his shit. Wade is there because he’s bored, and he and Peter are really good at teaming up to annoy Matt. Together they are Chaotic Evil, in its purest form.)