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Would I lie to you? by UglyBeautiful for greenandyellowvelocity
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Nov 2025
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“Lan Zhan -,” she says. Pauses.
He waits. She looks so pretty in the amber evening sunlight. Like a postcard.
“I think - you - we, should have - fun, while we’re apart, don’t you?”
Lan Zhan nods, frowning. He definitely thinks that. He would hate for her not to enjoy herself while he’s away.
“You know -,” she says, frowning now. “Experiment -. I -,” she stops, looking a little blank.
Lan Zhan nods, more vigorously, to reassure her. He’s going to have all sorts of new experiences, and he doesn’t want her to feel like she’s just waiting for him to get back, doing nothing. “Of course,” he says.
Lan Zhan goes abroad for a year on a foreign work placement to a farm in East Anglia. He finds a talking parrot, food and tea that does not agree with him, a cacophony of dogs and poultry, and Wei Ying. It's more romantic than it sounds and it's definitely pervier.
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Evil as the demons that haunt you by UglyBeautiful for Winfiha
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Oct 2025
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Wen Qing rolls her eyes at the long, low groan behind them.
Wei Ying turns to see his helmsman shuffling slowly up the deck, red eyes listing hungrily, black veins pulsing. A bit of skin drops off his face and slaps on the board below.
He sighs at Wen Qing. “Did you forget to feed Brian?”
The Dread Yiling Tyrant, Wei Ying, rules the waves of the Qiongzhou Strait on his ship Beauty with his army of fierce corpses, raiding merchant vessels and rogering catamites before eating them for breakfast. Or so he would have you believe. In fact he’s running a business, promoting a fear sufficient that, when he appears, you hand over the bounty, no questions asked. When a ghost ship arrives to rival Beauty, Wei Ying’s nose is put out of joint until a sea serpent attack makes him put all hands on deck to save the crew; a dashing cultivator named Lan Zhan, and his boy Mianmian...
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Love me (bar)tender by UglyBeautiful for LizzyPanic
Fandoms: Chinese Actor RPF, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) RPF
17 Aug 2025
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Yibo doesn’t normally notice people, but he notices this one.
He’s on his own so he’s stuck behind the bar, and it’s unusually quiet, so he watches the guy's progress through the lobby. He’s not sure why he’s caught his eye. His height perhaps. Legs that go on for days. Smart, expensive looking clothes. Maybe it’s something about the way he moves. The way he possesses the space around him.
He covers the floor in great strides even though he doesn’t seem at all sure where he’s going. Yibo watches, intrigued, as the guy is distracted by the piano, apparently drawn to it, running his fingers along the fallboard. He lifts it and taps his fingernails lightly along the keys before closing it again.
When he looks up from the piano, he clocks Yibo for the first time, and gives him an amused smile, as if he knows he’s been looking at him. He walks towards him, smile widening.
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Four weddings and a confession by UglyBeautiful for LizzyPanic
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jun 2025
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Lan Zhan doesn’t know how he feels about the fact that he’s graduated to the ‘teen table’. He’s not even sure he knew it existed. It always seemed to be all grown ups except for the babies’ table before. Still. This is a Jin family event, and the Jins are always the most lavish, and also somehow never get the old traditions quite right. Lan Zhan knows from Uncle that they’re too showy, not refined. He’s never said so, but he can just see it by his face. And now there is a teen table and Lan Zhan is a teen.
He stares at the seating plan and then looks up at Lan Huan. He’s trying to stop his eyes widening, but Lan Huan always knows how he feels. He takes him by the hand as they go and find their table, and Lan Zhan can’t help but squeeze it back tightly. They arrive at a similar time to the other teenagers, all vaguely familiar. Lan Zhan thinks he recognises Jiangs, Nies, a Wen. There’s some awkward shuffling and bumping as they find their places. Lan Zhan is struck with horror when he realises he’s on the opposite side of the table from Lan Huan, but relieved that the spot next to him seems to be empty.
There is *literally* no prize for guessing who’s in the empty seat.
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Strangers/To Love Somebody by UglyBeautiful for LizzyPanic
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Apr 2025
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“Why do I have this guy’s phone and where is my phone?”
Huaisang rolls his eyes. “Darling we’ve talked about giving context before, haven’t we -.” He takes the phone from him. “Baby this is Lan. Fucking. Wangji. Why do you have Lan Wangji’s phone?”
Wei Ying attempts a shrug. “He was - just this - arsehole?” He tries.
Huaisang types quickly into the browser. “Look -,” he says, jabbing his finger towards the monitor.
Wei Ying looks at the search page. Ah. “Queue Arsehole is an - he’s an - actor -,” Wei Ying says, slowly, “hmmm.” He looks at Huaisang. Then back at the screen. Then back at Huaisang. “Sure,” he says. “Sure, sure.”
Wei Ying, manager of the Nies’ Magnificent Descendants Microbrewery, is happily attached to his boyfriend of ten years, fitness fanatic Nie Mingjue, until an incident ties him together with Lan Zhan, young actor and model who is pining for connection. Wei Ying manages to persuade himself he’s forming a perfectly innocent friendship whilst objectively accidentally dating Lan Wangji until things boil over. When he confesses to Nie Mingjue, Mingjue is taken with the idea of inviting Lan Wangji into their relationship. Start counting down from now until Wei Ying implodes...
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Evolution of the Heart- Ephemera by Radiencia, UglyBeautiful
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) RPF, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Oct 2023
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Wei Ying, it's not an ending, it's a flawed ever after by UglyBeautiful
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jul 2023
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Alternative Realities: The Chips and Cheese Saga by UglyBeautiful
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Apr 2023
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Shane had thought it would be practical to room with someone who also plays hockey. Someone who would understand his commitment to the team, who wouldn't get mad at all his hockey gear taking up space, who'd be getting up at the same time when they had morning practices. Someone who would understand the sacrifices necessary for the sport.
Instead, he has this… this… infuriating roommate who smells like cigarettes, who seems allergic to shirts, who loves to invade Shane's personal space, and who is currently sexiling Shane for the third time in five days. Shane glares at the sock on the door incredulously. It's 3 pm. Where is he finding girls who want to fuck at 3 in the afternoon? Shane hasn't even found anyone willing to kiss him yet.
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College freshman Shane Hollander can’t pull girls like his roommate Ilya Rozanov can, so he downloads Grindr in an attempt to blow off steam. Meeting up is too risky, so instead he falls into a prolonged foreplay with user 9in4uuuu, a foreign man with a great ass who loves telling Shane what to do.
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30 Jan 2026
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Push It by phonciblepbone
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jan 2024
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"Wei Ying. Good morning. I assumed you had the same sex education as I had, and thus did not need to be informed of the existence of the prostate."
"Not the existence, Lan Zhan, of course I knew they existed! I mean that it's…" Wei Ying trails off, looking at Lan Zhan imploringly. "Like that."
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24 Dec 2025
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A Lot's Gonna Change by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 Jul 2020
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"Are you each other's beards?" Wei Ying guesses, mostly joking.
Lan Zhan says, "I don't know what that means."
Wen Qing says, "Yes." Then, to Lan Zhan, she says, "It's what we're doing."
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What's even better than attending the wedding of someone you hate? Being the bartender at the wedding of someone you hate.
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30 Oct 2025
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Stumped by phonciblepbone
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Sep 2025
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“It’s not just the butt, Lan Zhan! There’s a guy, a local businessman, who opened 5 franchises in the last 13 years. And then this year? They all failed. And this other woman, who was an architect, she’s suing Prozac. She says their antidepressants gave her aphantasia and she can’t do her job anymore. One guy went blind!”
Put together like that, it does sound as though something strange is happening.
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When Wei Ying finds a social media post from a woman whose ass had “disappeared literally overnight,” and becomes convinced there could be no natural explanation, Lan Zhan agrees to investigate. It turns out to be just one in a series of strange developments. But the case takes a personal turn when Wei Ying wakes up without a voice—and finds that Lan Zhan has lost his grace.
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29 Sep 2025
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"That? That's your confession?" Yibo's toppled onto Xiao Zhan's side and is clutching his shoulder, trying not to fall over. "That's pathetic!"
"Oh, what, you can do better?" Zhuocheng is pretty flushed and there's a challenge in his voice that Yibo just can't walk away from.
"Hell yeah, I can. Hit me, Yu Bin." Yu Bin cheers and refills Yibo's shot glass. "All right!" Yibo downs the shot, gags only slightly, and says, "Everyone! I'm a fucking virgin!"
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21 Aug 2025