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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Sylntar is a man, lost.

    Wandering Faerun for gods know how long, he finds himself awaiting death within the jaws of a bear trap.

    Who’d have thought a bear named Halsin would be the one to save him?

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    31 Aug 2025

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  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    Halsin has every reason to hate Drow. From his time in the Underdark to Minthara’s “hospitality” at the goblin camp, they’ve brought him nothing but pain. So imagine his surprise—and confusion—when his savior from said camp is none other than a Drow. He tries to be civil, he really does. After all, she’s not quite like the others. She’s not sadistic, conniving, or bloodthirsty like those he’s known. Logically, he knows she had nothing to do with what happened to him all those years ago—but trust is harder to build than resentment.

    Vyssira is nothing if not a survivor. She survived Menzoberranzan. She survived her parents’ cruelty. She survived Baldur’s Gate. And when everything was taken from her again and again, she survived that too. Now, with a mind flayer tadpole in her skull and a ticking clock toward ceremorphosis, she has no choice but to rely on others who share her fate—and a druid who wants nothing to do with her. Maybe, this time, survival could mean healing too.

    AKA the super self-indulgent enemies to lovers character study about Halsin and his feelings towards drow, because I don't see it getting explored as much as it should. Be the change you want to see in the world, kids.

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    29 Apr 2025

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    Rabies inducing fic

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    Following a botched attack in the Bifrost beam, Thor, Loki, and Hela, fall to Jotunheim. Facing the inhospitable weather, and Loki stuck in Jotun form, can they accept working with each other to survive?

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    20 Oct 2024

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    Boop

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    “I don’t think you’re quite grasping the magnitude of the situation here, kitten whiskers. We’ve got a Spider-Man,” Wade stresses. “That wasn’t in the budget. We’re going so off script right now.”

    “Still haven’t got a clue who he’s supposed to be,” Logan grumbles.

    “Oh my god,” Wade swivels around to face Peter. “I’m so sorry. This is so embarrassing.”

    “No, it’s cool, man. I get it. I’m not - I mean, Peter 1 is like the Peter anyway. I’m just Peter 3.”

    “Okay. So he’s got a few self-esteem issues. We’ll work on that.”

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    Or: The TVA pulled the plug on Peter 3’s universe while he wasn’t in it. As a result, he’s forced to tag along on the Poolverine road trip. Every Deadpool has a Peter, right? Wade might have stolen his, just like he stole Logan, but like fuck he’s letting either of them go now.

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    08 Oct 2024

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    YES THANK YOU.

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    01 Oct 2024

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    Wauhw. Spoodermen.