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Joe had just began reading the programme – Sally Bowles-Celeste Beaumont, Clifford Bradshaw- Sebastien Le Livre, The Emcee-Nicky di Genova – when the lights dimmed, the curtain rose, and Joe’s jaw dropped.
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When Scenic Director Joe Al-Kaysani gets a chance to interview for a position with The Immortal Theatre Company at The Old Guard Theatre, he wasn't expecting much. Surely, Andy would have tens of applicants? He not only walks out of the interview not only with his dream job, but with a concussion, and the face of the most beautiful man in creation playing behind his eyelids.
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Like Keanu Reeves (not Kylie) by Volts
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Ghosts (TV 2019)
28 Jan 2024
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“Hey Roh? It's been awhile.”
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Humphrey's enjoying his new shelf in the members bar, when one of the guests catches his eye.
But this 'Joe' can't possibly be the same man who painted his portrait in 1546, can he? And the sad looking Frenchman asking questions about Barclay couldn't be same man Thomas knew 200 years ago, just as the avid bird watcher couldn't possibly be The Captain's former rifle instructor, after all, could they? And who's Nile's talking to in the library, Julian would like to know?
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To earn some more cash, Alison and Mike open a campsite. The Old Guard are working nearby on a mission and rent a pitch.
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Set post s5e6 Last Resort but before s5e7 Christmas Gift. Set after The Old Guard movie, but Booker stays.
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Scott Hunter claims there are no other gay hockey players in the MLH, or at least none he's met.
Ilya Rozanov is a smart dresser, a catty bitch, and a flirt.
Kip Grady is starting to think maybe his boyfriend is a little gaydar-ically challenged, but he loves him anyway. He'll just have to show him the light, one $40 bet at a time.
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12 May 2026
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Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
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11 May 2026
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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11 May 2026
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Scott Hunter came out as gay in a ridiculously public way. Despite winning the cup, and being named MVP, playing Hockey is rough the following season. More than anything, Scott is dreading facing against the Boston Raiders and Ilya Rozanov in particular.
However, the homophobic slurs and chirps aren’t coming from the Russian’s lips, or from any of the rival players. And it’s not a Boston Raider who takes a swing at Scott with their hockey stick, but another Admiral. And the first person to come to Scott’s defence on the ice is none other than Rozanov.
So Scott Hunter finds himself on the ice with a badly injured Boston Raider who may have in fact just saved his life. He’s asking for somebody, whimpering their name, Scott leans closer to make it out – he must have misheard.
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11 May 2026
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Ilya hasn’t planned on meeting Shane’s parents after only three days at the cottage. He sure as hell hasn’t planned on dying that very same day, only to wake up in his childhood home in Moscow.
The year is 2004, he’s twelve again, and his mother is still alive.
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11 May 2026