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- The Sidemen RPF (14)
- Law & Order: SVU (13)
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“Wow,” Simon breathes, a laugh hanging on the end of it. He doesn’t sound anywhere near as guilty as he is. “I really shouldn’t be doing this.”
Vik’s first attempt at a response is interrupted by a sharp gasp, stuck on the sensation of Simon’s teeth grazing his skin. “You say that,” he tries again, his fingers twisting in Simon’s hair at the next bite, “but it doesn’t seem like you plan on stopping.”
With a low hum, Simon presses a chaste kiss to Vik’s jawline before sliding up to nibble at the shell of his ear. “Doesn’t seem like you want me to.”
Or: To Vik, there’s only one thing worse than being mind-numbingly drunk in a folding chair: having someone there to babysit him.
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"Define 'good news,'" House snorts. "Whenever I hear that from a fellow, it's not all that exciting. Definitely nothing worth staying up past an age-appropriate bed time to tell me."
Wilson feels heat rush to his cheeks, ducking his head in embarrassment like there's someone with him to hide from. "I'm a bit too busy for scheduled bed times,” he murmurs into the receiver. "Sleep doesn't come all that naturally during an exam block."
"Let's hear it, then," House invites, voice betraying the little smirk that has to be tugging at his mouth. "Unless you're waiting for me to sing you a lullaby."
Or: Nearing the end of med school, 24-year-old James Wilson is presented with a job opportunity in New Jersey.
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- Part 2 of The Perfect Role Model
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The questions others pose can reflect a lot about them and their intentions. Robby knows this; it's not exactly a foreign concept to someone working in an emergency room, especially with the sheer amount of injury and near-death being tossed their way left, right, and centre.
Unfortunately, it's not always as simple as surveying the severity of a core problem. Questions, albeit only sometimes, may tell you more than their answers ever could.
"He has a girlfriend?"
Or: Robby has a brief talk with Santos. Her answers leave him searching for some more of his own.
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"It's about the dynamic, Wilson," House says. "It's not sharing. It's lending. You borrow what I lend, and then you return it."
You borrow what I lend. What, is this mystery P.I. guy some sort of utility?
The lack of hypothetical tense is far from preferable. House is speaking as if this is going to happen; as if Wilson's already agreed, clasped hands, signed his soul away. It's nothing short of thrilling, but he'd rather dig his own grave than admit that.
Or: Wilson finds himself involved in another one of House's relationships, amidst a fair few privacy violations.
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Lucas doesn’t dare meet House’s eyes, his gaze lingering right where the blanket covers his lower abdomen. The cut off is a sure tease, one that must be intentional. Lucas might’ve just scoffed if he wasn't so distracted.
“Is it okay if I... can I touch you? Are you, y’know...?” he trails off, feeling himself flush deeper. He sighs, trying his best to look away, but House’s presence alone is heavy enough to sear his better judgement. "God, this is really hot. Are you hot?”
House scoffs, the covers creasing in his grip as he slides them up and further obscures the view. "You seem to think so."
Or: Lucas watches House sleep, among other things. He’s not entirely sure how he gets from point A to B.
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There’s probably enough emotional turmoil here to piece together a memoir. The trials and tribulations of Miniminter and Vikkstar123. Perhaps it’d sell out like the Sidemen Book if they did enough PR stuff.
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In which Vik and Harry experience the four seasons.
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Thanos and Nam-gyu chase every high they can find.
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Vox and Valentino being Vox and Valentino. Ft Vel sometimes.
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After a spontaneous, heated moment in his surveillance van, Lucas develops a bit of an obsession over House. Or, more accurately, his mouth.
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5 times House and Lucas have weird, impersonal pseudo-sex +1 time things finally get intimate.
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20 Nov 2025
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Simon receives a call from Vik at 3am. Something is desperately wrong with the other man, and Simon won't let him go.
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Chip helps Arthur out after the Viagra leaves Arthur in an uncomfortable situation.
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14 May 2026
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Simon and Josh start a game of Simon Says that has further-reaching consequences than either of them could have anticipated.
Inspired by an orphaned fic from 2017 called “Simon Says.” Had the idea to write my own version for ages and finally got around to executing it!
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29 Mar 2026
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Ethan and Harry are happy. They are. Except Harry's hung up on Vik, and he swears that sex with him once will get him out of his system. Against his better judgement, Ethan allows it, but the fallout will be more significant than either could have anticipated.
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29 Mar 2026