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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    Shipwide Memo 209-F: Comms Brevity, or How Not to Narrate Your Own Heroics

    Channels are for information, not memoir. Use callsigns, locations, and verbs. Do not broadcast: “I’m going in, this is it, tell Waxer—” Save that breath for moving.

    Examples:
    • Good: “Gold Two, south stairwell blocked, rerouting east.”
    • Bad: “Sooo anyway—” (anything that follows “so anyway” is not brevity.)

    Regards,
    General Obi-Wan Kenobi

    P.S. If you can exclaim, you can exhale. Do the latter first.

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    Obi-Wan’s hilariously passive-aggressive memos inspire a cult following aboard the Negotiator—part safety manual, part stand-up routine. When a newly assigned Jedi adds a simple addendum—“Remember your humanity”—the words spread across decks, battalions, and hearts, reframing the voice Obi-Wan didn’t know he was writing in.

    Celebrating the small, boring acts that keep people alive.

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    02 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    "You don't want to be Emperor next," Obi-Wan warned her, and called his chair over with the Force. "But really, it's best not to be associated with me at the moment. My fall from power is going to be catastrophic and glorious."

    "Your approval rating is seventy-five percent," Ahsoka pointed out.

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    Obi-Wan walks into the Senate planning to die facing a Sith. He walks out of the Senate with a Galactic Empire and a slave army, neither of which he wants.

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    23 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    “Absolutely not,” Fox says, folding his arms over his chest.

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    22 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    The clatter of a bottle being slammed down right in front of his breakfast tray makes Ponds twitch hard, startles him right out of his pre-caf daze and into full alertness all at once.

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    21 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Alpha-17 is head and shoulders and chest taller than his brothers, head and shoulders taller than the Kaminoans, and he towers above the galaxy at large, broad and solid and noticeable in a way that makes his skin crawl beneath his armour.

    Even now, technically on shore leave and technically out of his armour, the gaze scuff across his shoulders and his hips. Alpha-17 doesn't shift where he stands just behind Obi-Wan's ongoing argument — comfort isn't required of a soldier of the Republic — but he straightens his spine into further exacting alignment, folds his features into blank neutrality.

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    20 Jan 2026