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Blood makes noise
It's a ringing in my ear
Blood makes noise
And I can't really hear you in the thickening of fear
Blood Makes Noise by Suzanne VegaDraco is back at Hogwarts for his eighth year, burdened not just by his past and his choices, but also by the Black family secret he now carries. He finds something in Hermione Granger's presence that feels a lot like peace... but might just be his ruin.
He could hear it all the time, the murmur of thousands of veins, taunting him, teasing him. Even when he was alone, blood echoed in the corridors and in his mind.
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Different by Wrathful_Wrackspurt for booksandbanter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Dec 2025
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A story about friendship and the meaning of bravery, centered around one question: What if Dean Thomas was secretly American?
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Nott Even Remotely Legal by Wrathful_Wrackspurt for houseofemerald
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2025
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Theo fucks around with time and finds out that it is absolutely worth it.
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Since he can't shag Harry and Ginny, Theo goes back in time to shag their lookalikes... Harry's parents.
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Eloise has never had anyone like Theo in her life. They are thriving in their new owl breeding business, but is it too good to be true?
This is a companion piece to Polyjuice and Panic Attacks which takes place sometime during the epilogue. However, it can also be read as a standalone one shot - you just won’t have the full background context.
I wouldn’t consider anything in this story to be a major spoiler for P&PA but I suppose it does tell you a bit about how that ended, so if you don’t like knowing anything ahead of time, maybe wait and read P&PA first.
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Nobody has seen Draco Malfoy in several years. When he shows up in Hermione's office looking fit as hell and asking for her help with some rather awkward symptoms, she's only too happy to assist. But, well, what kind of researcher would she be if she didn't conduct some... experiments... along the way?
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Charlie wanted Harry, but he’d never planned on having him. He’d never planned on Draco Malfoy, either. He hadn’t planned on anything but living out his days in Romania, with his friends and his dragons and his safe, peaceful distance.
Apparently, it wasn’t a very popular plan.
This is a story about crumbs and flickers and roots, running away and coming home; about falling in love without meaning to (twice), and having truly good friends, and the mutually revealing recognition between two people in love with the same man.
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28 Aug 2025
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Made my heart ache in the best way
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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06 Sep 2025
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"I'm stuck in a time loop, reliving November 2nd. This is the 111th time I've lived through today."
Draco stilled. His moody eyes, the tension in his hands where he gripped onto his umbrella, the careful mask of blankness flickering over his face — everything about him was so difficult and so very dear to Harry.
"Ah," said Draco, "and?"
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“I feel like—a meteor crashed into my house and I’m the only one who can see it. I feel like a sketch on a piece of parchment instead of a real person. I feel like I will curse the next person who tells me to ‘just enjoy it’.”
Hermione never thought she would be a solo parent. No one told her that it would be boring, and devastating, and that she would be filled with so much joy that she might burst any second.
No one told Draco he'd feel the same way.
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Bookmarked by Wrathful_Wrackspurt
23 Sep 2024
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Beautiful one shot, made me happy-cry
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He was skeptical, and his question was imbued with it. “You’re seriously okay with having to hug me for four and a half minutes?”
Her arms tightened but her chin lifted a stubborn half inch. “We don’t have a choice. Professor Trelawney—”
“I know, I know.”
He rubbed over his brow, needing a moment to acclimate to the concept that for the next almost-five-minutes, he’d be hugging Hermione Granger. And not only hugging but holding, the position so intimate he’d blushed at the in-class demonstration performed by two simulacra transfigured from a cobweb.
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Or, Draco and Hermione are partnered for an unification assignment.
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22 Sep 2024
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Beautiful 8th year one shot