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    Just what does one bring a double-oh for Christmas dinner at his flat, do you think? — GH

     

    Something that explodes in his favorite colour. — MH

     

    Lube, condoms, and scotch. Leave the handcuffs, he probably has his own. — SH

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Eve answers on the second ring.

    ‘Is this a ‘congratulations’ conversation or an ‘I’ll pick you up from the clinic’ conversation?’

    ‘The former.’

    The unmistakeable sound of crockery smashing clatters down the phone.

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    08 Aug 2025

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    Bond gripped Q’s hair, just shy of too rough and pulled him closer, testing, wanting to wipe that smug look off Q’s fucking beautiful face. “Well if not that, how would you characterise our—” he paused, letting the next word come out slowly, tinted black with implication, “—arrangement?”

    Q’s eyes met Bond’s as he very gradually closed the distance between them, never blinking, even as his lips brushed 007’s in a shared breath that was electric with promise. “Mutually assured destruction.”

     

    Wherein Bond and Q can't seem to realize what their feelings are doing until they realize it. Hard.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    In which Bond develops a preference for sleeping on Q's couch rather than in his own bed, and Q is rather more warm-hearted than M when it comes to throwing him out.

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    12 Aug 2025

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    In which Bond is a retired naval commander with too much house, Q is a mechanical engineer with too many sisters, and they have lengthy conversations about decorum, bonnet-ribbons and philosophy in Regency England.

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    “I just thought you might go pay a visit," his mother suggested.

    “Me?” Q asked, aghast. “Pay a visit?”

    “He must be starved for proper gentleman company, now that he’s settled in so far from London--”

    “I am far from proper gentleman company.”

    “--and perhaps if you befriended him he could introduce you to some nice heiresses.”

    “Heiresses?” Q repeated, baffled and horrified. “What in the world would I do with heiresses?”

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    15 Aug 2025