YouHaveGotToBeKiddin



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    He smiles, all teeth, “Come on Replacement, I even got to the door with both legs busted. This should be nothing.”

    “You’re right. Jason… Jason wouldn’t have given up. He would fight, I can still—“

    The boy wobbles, and Jason has to suppress the mortifying impulse to jump to his aid.

    “I can still fight. Batman needs me.”

    “That’s a terrible idea,” he muses aloud, and if there’s a hint of real concern somewhere under all the roiling green, well, nobody can prove it.

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    aka. the not-actual-hallucination Jason Todd tries the less hands on approach to getting revenge. It ends up backfiring spectacularly.

    aka. the non traditional way to (reluctantly) reintegrate into the family after being dead, coming back to life, and becoming a crime lord, Jason "Red Hood" Todd edition

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    22 Dec 2025

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    Holy freaking peak , I think this has changed me in so many ways , becoming an integral part of me

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    update schedule: temporarily no set schedule due to illness / real life issues
    current series word count: 140k ✨💖🎉

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Red Hood finds Peter, naked and afraid, fresh from the Lazarus Pits. What's a guy to do? Not adopt the sassy, meta child? Think again!

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    08 Sep 2025

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    i am not the same man i was before reading this, literally awesome

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    A year after the Winter Soldier failed his mission in DC, Bucky Barnes is doing his best to stay under the radar from both Hydra and Steve Rogers. His hope for a peaceful day-to-day life in limbo goes awry, however, when he meets Queens’ newest hero; a pure-hearted kid with a death wish and a ridiculous pair of red and blue pajamas.

    The last thing Steve expects when he finally tracks Bucky down is that, not only has the man been living in Queens all this time, right under his nose, but also that, in the two years since they last saw each other, Bucky somehow acquired a kid.

    Alternatively: How Peter Parker effectively fucks over Bucky Barnes, and also totally saves him.

     

    Fanart by Monireh on AO3 and tumblr

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    05 Sep 2025

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    absolute peak, read this instead of revising for exams and it was so worth it

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    After the Avengers found a atrange pond made of a green substance, they assembled to try and figure out what had just appeared out of thin air.

    Do to Parker luck and plain old karma on Bucky's side they end falling into the substance.

    When they reawakened they are in an alleyway with people claiming to be vigilantes trying to meet them.

    All they want to do is go home and not kill anyone (on Peter's side)

     

    I've been reading a lot of Peter in Gotham. Want to know what would be better than Peter in Gotham?

    Peter and Bucky in Gotham.

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    02 Sep 2025

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    ch 20

    didn't know i needed Bruce/Bucky but ykw i fw it heavy/