ZeroSocialSkillz

A doodle of a girl with a cat smile.



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  1. Summary

    A collection of tales about the god of emptiness: Zero. From the bleakest past to the hopeful future, and even the tales of the people around it.

    From friends to enemies… let’s see who this demon would meet next.

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    The fire may be gone, but it doesn’t mean it can’t be lit up again.


    Your name is V1.

    You just freed the future from a conspiracy to turn everyone into mere dolls to only follow God’s command, for Hell to play, and nothing else.

    Purpose fulfilled, you fell into a deep sleep, not expecting to be waking up once more.

    What you aren’t expecting is not that you woke up in a world that still has no need for you and your beloved, yet appreciative of your presence nonetheless.

    That, and the fact that the world is now filled with what used to be squids. And octopi. And every sea creature you (and your lovely angel) could think of.


    In which ULTRAKILL and Splatoon takes place in the same universe. GabV1el (and Pearlina) is also involved.

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Back in 2020, when the entire Super Mario 64 code got leaked, there was this trend going on about "Every Copy of Mario 64 being personalized". Usually such "urban legends" focused more on horror elements, most infamous being Wario Apparition. However, despite promising of "personalization", what if there was a copy of Mario 64 that was legitimately "personalized", no strings attached? Let us find out then.

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    19 Jan 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    This is a linguistic analysis and guide for those struggling to write dialogue for characters like Minos and Gabriel, who speak in uncommon and archaic styles. Early Modern English is a notoriously difficult style to write in (speaking as someone who's into FFXIV… yeah…), so I thought I might create this resource for those who would like to use it.

    However, don't sweat it if your writing isn't perfect! Not even Ultrakill's writing uses all the correct forms, and characters change how they speak depending on the situation (looking at you, Gabriel). Your creativity is what makes your writing interesting, not whether you used "thine" correctly, and the main way to get better is to practice!

    I'll also be including characters that have similar speech patterns + compiling all of each character's lines (except for most combat lines) for your reference!

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    31 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    For reference because I still want to do something about Minos

  3. Rec 1

    This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.

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    The Dark Star has returned, but for some odd reason, it lost its powers! Restrained from its hunger for destruction, and the revelation that it is not so emotionless after all, the Dark Star is given a chance for change. But will it even consider having second chances?

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    03 Dec 2021

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    This is a fanfic that I have read a long time ago. So long, I haven’t used this website as my main hub for fanfiction and still used Fanfiction.net at the time!

    Well, it’s more like around 2018, but still.

    This story is a redemption story with a ‘save the world’ subplot (?) with a focus on the Dark Star from Bowser’s Inside Story. You know, the one who took Bowser’s DNA and became another version of Bowser with a black Mohawk?

    Thing is, I was interested in this little guy ever since I saw him in a compilation of all bosses from that game because that’s what I used to watch back then when I was a little kid. Didn’t watch the whole thing, just bosses.

    Then I discovered fanfiction.net and decided: hey, how about I look for Dark Star fanfics?

    And then I found one. It’s this one, It’s beautiful, and I fell in love with it.

    If anything, this fanfic might be the inspiration for my enemies to friends/redemption fics, resulting in the dynamic where a cheerful mortal befriends an edgy anti-hero/villain/ancient evil, like Kirby and Zero in Project Demon Dream & A Light in the Void, and Boyfriend and Hank in Rest From Madness.

    In short, this fanfic is my inspiration. It’s what I wanted to write… minus the save the world thing. I never liked writing action scenes anyways.

    If you’re wondering, yes, I created a melody for this fic. I was also thinking of turning said melody into an anime theme song. In fact, this is the first fanfic that has a melody created for the fanfic.

    Well, it hasn’t been updated for a long time. The fact that the author is currently going through college doesn’t help matters (but understandable). But he did say that he is going to update, but no promises.

    I am thinking of making an audiobook of this, but I was too lazy to make it. Plus, I only have the built-in microphones on my devices, and I heard that they are not good.

    Anyways, go read the fic. It’s a masterpiece. It includes a birthday party that does not go south.

     

     

    wranglers, please canonize the dark star tag, please, I beg you

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    Somewhere along the road, the Phantom Thieves have failed to realise that no one ever actually told Sumire their past with Goro Akechi.
    Their reaction to his murdery sense of humour makes a lot more sense in hindsight. Oh well.

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    22 Nov 2025

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    "There is my past ‘occupation’ to consider.”

    “A hitman?”

    “Not that one. I mean the part where the god of control specifically tasked me with ruining the world.”

    “Akechi, I’m going to be gray by the end of the year if you keep doing this to me.”

    or,

    Post-Royal Akechi gets to tag along with Zenkichi for the events of Strikers, unfortunately as a voice in his head. Together, they'll have to solve the mystery of the Jails, aid the Phantom Thieves, and unpack each other's baggage... if they can stand each other for that long.

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    19 Dec 2023

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    I love Zenkichi and Akechi’s relationship here

    Even if it’s crack, there are some angst stuff here and there so uh yeah