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    Two for the Show by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    15 Nov 2025

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    Velvette sticks around only long enough to laugh at Vox’s face. After she goes the way of Val, all he’s got left is a killer fucking headache, the smell of vodka permeating his suit…

    And Alastor, grinning like a smug fucking cat meme in one of Valentino’s salon chairs, legs crossed as primly as any princess’s. Apparently whatever camaraderie he and Vox’s so-called goons have been developing, it doesn’t extend far enough to stop them from ditching his ass to Vox’s temper.

    And, fuck, is Vox in a temper.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    green thumb, helping hand by

    Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)  

    03 Dec 2025

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    Jinshi bestows Maomao another plant for her collection.

    Maomao lets him watch her harvest it.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    A most invigorating meal by

    Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)  

    29 Mar 2025

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    Things get a little out of hand when Jinshi decides to eat the meal afterall on the first night of The Hunt. Luckily Maomao sticks around to help, even if she does end up learning far more about her employer than she expected.

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    Trip At the Brain by

    Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types, DCU  

    20 Sep 2025

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    His better judgment screamed do NOT click it. Which, of course, meant he clicked it immediately.

    The link whisked him away to an unfamiliar website. The header read; archiveofourown.org

    The page the link had brought him to was one specific “work.” His eyes caught the bold red text beneath the title…

    Rated: Explicit.

    His pulse spiked.

    “Oh no.”

    In which Lex Luthor discovered erotic artworks and fictional stories about him and a certain illegal alien, it ruined his life figuratively and literally.

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    Brand me (so I’ll have a reason to be mad) by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    06 Sep 2024

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    “Ok, listen. Do not. Make fun of me for this.”

    “No promises,” the deer hummed, finally finding a position that wouldn’t give him back pain.

    The TV overlord before him gathered himself one last time—his screen tinting a deeper shade of purple than usual—and pulled out a jewelry box from behind his back.

    Alastor raised an eyebrow. That was anticlimactic.

     

    Vox gifts Alastor a branded thigh jewelry with the VoxTek logo on it. Chaos (and smut) ensues.

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    04 Dec 2025