anoddconstellationofthoughts
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and i'll lay here in your arms by anoddconstellationofthoughts
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
06 Jul 2020
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“So, a king-sized? Or,” Eryk glanced at from where Jaskier was facing them, holding a pamphlet upside down in front of his face as if that would prevent anyone from noticing how hard he was watching Geralt, “a child's bed?”
Another middle-aged saleswoman approached the bard.
“May I help you, sir?” she asked, one hand hovering above his shoulder, concerned.
“No.” Jaskier didn’t hesitate. He lifted the pamphlet to hide his eyes. “I can't read.”modern au. post season one of the netflix show. based off of the prompt "there were so many beds.” chaos ensues.
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a throat full of teeth by anoddconstellationofthoughts for a_static_world
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
01 Jul 2020
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It occurred to Jaskier, as he forced his own feet to move, one ahead of the other, that Geralt hadn’t once shifted from where he stood on the mountain, arms ridged by his side, staring out into the valley, ass clenched like there was no tomorrow.
He really had just let Jaskier leave.
Jaskier clenched his jaw. Guess this one is for real then.
When he arrived back at camp he gathered his things and gave Roach a gentle pat.
He’d told Geralt “see you around,” but he didn’t think it would happen.
No, actually, he decided. He was planning on it.jaskier and geralt lose each other. it takes a long time to be found again.
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- Part 1 of home of the found
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the witching hour by anoddconstellationofthoughts
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Jun 2020
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Let’s go camping! Jaskier had said. It’ll be fun! he’d said. Geralt stifles a snort. It has been fun, right up until now.
Now, there is something trailing a slick talon down the seams of their reality, tracing, teasing, yearning to get out.
Geralt had been one of those creatures. It understands the feeling. It knows the taste of freedom, of fresh air on a tongue, in a nose that before has only known filth. Recognizes the texture of bone and sinew giving way under its teeth. Remembers the pleasure that stabs through the endless pain and hunger they’ve always felt.
It is not that creature anymore, not really. Its claws are not fully sheathed, nor its teeth any less sharp. But it is not the same.
The time is 3:37 a.m. and the pressure of the talon is back.geralt and jaskier go camping. they are not alone.
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whiskey in candlelight by anoddconstellationofthoughts
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
06 Jun 2020
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Geralt falls first.
He doesn’t know how, but he does. It’s undeniable in the way his chest aches when Jaskier laughs, the way his throat constricts when Jaskier touches him, the way his dreams show him what he tries so desperately to ignore.
He’s never been in love before. He doesn’t know what it’s like. It hurts more than he thought it would, but he finds it’s the kind of pain he’s learned how to savor.
Geralt falls first.
Although, to say he falls first implies that Jaskier would fall for him back. Which, of course, is a mere fantasy with no holding in the real world. This may be Geralt’s first time in love, but he’s not stupid. He’s very realistic about his chances and where he and the bard stand. No matter how fast his sluggish heart tries to beat, he always shoves it down, always keeps it hidden.
So Geralt falls. He falls before he’s even realized just how much his companion means to him. He falls with no idea how to stop it, how to continue going about his life without this weight, this tether, wrapped around the lump of tissue in his chest, the rope sharp and suffocating.
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the hero dies in this one by anoddconstellationofthoughts
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
29 Apr 2020
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Steve Rogers has never been a particularly religious man.
He’s been to church, heard the stories, and lived the miracles, but the idea of a giant man living in the sky and choosing consequences for every action on Earth, or even just the concept of The Powers That Be has never done much for him. He knows too much, has heard too much, has seen too many horrors in his life to truly believe in God.
So he doesn’t think much of it when the bridge collapses underneath him, sending him plummeting to the bottom of the ravine, the screams of his teammates chasing him a thousand feet down.steve's bad at staying alive. luckily, he's got someone watching over him.
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home of the found by anoddconstellationofthoughts
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Jul 2020
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begins with "a throat full of teeth" and will be followed by a handful of ficlets filling in the gaps in the time during and after that.
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an escape (if you want it) by anoddconstellationofthoughts
Fandom: Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
09 Sep 2018
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death seems to be the common theme here. a theme that steve tends to elude.
to describe it as a “brush” with death would be in accurate. it’s an escape.
so steve escapes death. and bucky helps.
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matter of fact, i caught you lookin' back by sargeantwoof
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jan 2026
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“No,” he says, smiling gently, like he doesn't know how irritating he's being. “Is my room first, da? You should speak with front desk.”
Hollander stares at him.
And then he starts to laugh.
“You ask the front desk,” he shoots back, in between his odd wheezes. Ilya's heart starts to pound in double time, because this is not—this cannot be Shane Hollander playing bed chicken with him. Their competitiveness is fierce, to be certain, but surely, Hollander would be the bigger person, no? “This is my fucking room, Rozanov. Wild horses couldn't drag me away.”
OR: Ilya's apartment is under construction. Shane's in town for a game. It'd be a shame if they somehow had the same hotel room.
[or, or: we need some more goddamn 'there was only one bed' out here.]
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- Part 9 of heated rivalry masterlist
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12 Jan 2026
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obsessed. this is perfect. PERFECT
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as high as i might (i can't get that high) by residentrookie for static_radio
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Jan 2026
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Hayden cuts himself off at the sound of something he hears so rarely, he’s almost sure he’s imagining it. He scans the room, looking for the source, and sure enough, his eyes land on his target.
There, nestled in between two of his teammates on the couch, is Shane Hollander.
Laughing. Out loud. Audibly.
Like, he’s actually fucking laughing, not the fake laughs he forces out to make other people more comfortable. In fact, he’s laughing so hard, he looks like he might cry, and Hayden would be delighted by the sight of it if he weren’t so fucking concerned. Shane Hollander doesn’t laugh at parties. Shane Hollander barely laughs when he’s actually happy, and he’s never happy at parties. So what gives?
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Shane Hollander accidentally gets very high. That's it, that's the fic.
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Bookmarked by anoddconstellationofthoughts
11 Jan 2026
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delightful. so much fun. mwah
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apply pads (shock now!) by blongblong
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jan 2026
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When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic—and notorious asshole—Ilya Rozanov.
Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting.
(shane just wants to do his job and ride the ambulance. ilya thinks shane should be riding him, instead.)
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- Part 1 of return of spontaneous circulation
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10 Jan 2026
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medical professionals shane hollander i am so deeply passionate and enthusiastic about you. this was so fun
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better whip me if i misbehave by evilrussianprincess
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Dec 2025
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Ilya decides to make Shane jealous, and Shane won't let him get away with it.
Or - the whiny, pathetic top Ilya fic where Shane makes Ilya beg for it.
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Bookmarked by anoddconstellationofthoughts
10 Jan 2026
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i love when a fic opens my eyes to something new and beautiful
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of cjo + hr
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07 Jan 2026
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i am so obsessed w this concept. beautifully well done. i want more