20 Works by archeops
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Daredevil would’ve spent time at Lyndhurst for sure. Dex knows it. Maybe one of the splintered bed frames was carved by his fists, some mattress still holding the shape of his back.
Dex is going to find out which one. He’s going to crawl into it like it’s a shrine, bury his face in the sheets and breathe in whatever trace is left, like that could be enough to make him more like him. He’ll wrap the threadbare blanket around himself like a cocoon until he molts into something Devil-shaped.
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or; the absolute dichotomy between two autistic boys growing up in the church.
[character studies of arnold and kevin and their relationships from pre- all the way through to post-canon]
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Despite what the name implies, the Hatchetfield v. Sycamore Annual Christmas Charity Food Drive has never been the most popular event of the high school calendar.
Case in point: Ruth Fleming is only organising cans because she got put in detention, and only God knows why Grace Chasity is there helping.
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The Prince of Bog’s Hollow is perhaps the most insufferable person in all the Lands That Are. This is a known fact to everyone and anyone who has had the displeasure of being on the receiving end of his attention.
A last-ditch attempt to find the Prince a bride has arrived in the form of a ball. In spite of his lifelong efforts to avoid such attention, the Narrator can no longer go unnoticed.
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The year is 2024. Reddit has been around for 19 years. Peter Spankoffski still hasn't figured out that there would be infinitely more information about being trans on there than at Hatchetfield Public Library, of all places.
He's so fucking lucky Stephanie Lauter volunteers there.
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nothing left to lose, nothing left to prove by archeops
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
27 Nov 2024
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Max survives the fall. Barely. Steph and the nerds leave him for dead and the world seems to keep on moving without him. Seems to get better without him, actually.
He fixes himself up the same way he does with everything else that goes wrong in his life. Claws his way back out of whatever shithole he's fallen into and right up to the top.
For once, help comes in the form of stupid fucking Brad Callahan.
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facebook.com/UofMConfessions
**LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO COME TO A FAMILY/POLITICAL EVENT THING!! YOU SHOULD BE NICE BUT BUG MY DAD JUST ENOUGH HE STOPS ASKING ME WHEN IM GOING TO START BRINGING SOMEONE!!!**
if you’re still reading then i assume you’re at least marginally down so here’s what you need to know
me: final year computer science student
you: ????
when: weekend after next!! slightly last minute ik but dont worry its boring-ass small town politics i just need to show my face for a couple hours
where: hatchetfield 👎 shitty town a couple hours away but i’m driving up on the morning of so u can hitch a ride!! + free food!!! please save me from the pain of talking to people twice my age who haven’t moved on from high school 🫥just fill in this google form if ur down to ensure you’re not a total weirdo xoxoxo
[silly transgender lautski as per]
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Twice the options, still a virgin, and still losing out on QB to Max. Callahan needs to pick a struggle.
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Max is wildly undeprepared for his senior lock-in night; Brad lives to get a rise out of him; Tom Houston is way too underpaid to deal with Max's shit and yet surprisingly helpful. -
adaptive strategy by archeops
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
24 Dec 2023
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A girl telling you to come over because she needs you is probably one of the hottest texts you can get.
Until you’re Max Jägerman, that girl is Stephanie Lauter, and you’re best friends of several years thanks to some combination of trauma bonding and her being able to know more about you than you can even figure out about yourself.
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Steph finds a thinly-veiled excuse to do Max's makeup, and he just about manages to cope with the fact that he likes it. (As the saying goes, takes one to know one.)Series
- Part 1 of defense mechanisms
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"Who's the hottest girl in school?" by archeops
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
13 Dec 2023
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Jason and Kyle become the hard-hitting Instagram journalists that Hatchetfield High has always needed. They kind of blow up, and suddenly millions of people are invested in Pete Spankoffski and Stephanie Lauter's potential relationship. -
who will pray for you? by archeops
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
05 Dec 2023
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The answer, somehow, turns out to be Pete.
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“So that Mr Murdock you mentioned, he teaches you cello?”
"Nah," Dex replies, "but he makes the cellos. He’s usually all soft on me since I got placed out here, but he takes people playing his instruments all seriously.”
"Who's all soft on you?" A voice comes from the entrance.
And oh Jesus (sorry Jesus). As if the voice wasn't sweet enough, Foggy turns and lays his eyes on someone who can only be described as sex on a stick.
That's when his eyes move down from that jawline to meet an actual stick and great, now he's the asshole objectifying a blind man.
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Foggy's an elementary school music teacher. Since his family left New York to open up their deli in some small Vermont town, coming home for Chanukah now involves a 5 hour drive and the realisation that they might be the only family in town that hasn’t put Christmas lights up.Matt's a luthier in said small town, right next to Nelson's Deli. He's a slight recluse with a bit of a soft spot for the kids there. He doesn't put up Christmas lights for obvious reasons.
They're the only two recipients of a strongly-worded letter about their lack of festive decorations. Winter break is usually a lot easier than this.
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Matt’s a bit of an asshole with a superiority complex formed partly out of a need to protect himself and partly because, as aforementioned, he’s an asshole.
The only other interesting person in all of Columbia is Elektra Natchios. They… meet.
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The first time Frank meets Matt Murdock, it’s a fucking disaster.
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Principles of Psychiatric Genetics, second edition by archeops
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
21 Aug 2021
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In which Charles Xavier is autistic, only no one recognises it.
Erik is his friend nonetheless.
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meaning Charles Xavier’s gradual decline into disorder.
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A Review of Gender, by David Haller-Xavier, aged 15 and 3/4 by archeops
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), Legion (TV)
14 Aug 2021
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In which David tries his hand at writing a scientific journal article, and Charles edits.
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Concerning Language by archeops
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men Legacy, Legion (TV)
31 Mar 2021
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In which Charles must go away for a day, which is the longest Erik and David have ever been alone together.
[Gratuitous fluff involving Erik and David bonding, with some obligatory angst. One of my David-centric fics, though a little less centric than usual.]
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There are five words Charles Xavier never wants to hear his son say. Not until he’s 30, at least.
Unfortunately for Charles, it seems like he’s going to hear them about 15 years too early.
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if i conduct, you write by archeops
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, The Book of Mormon - Ambiguous Fandom
20 Sep 2018
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the world is played in minor key with every note falling flat until you realise that you’re listening to the wrong movements.
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short warm-up sorta thing i wrote on the bus?