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    There's a story behind every burger. Every kah-bob. And my brain decided to fixate on just that of all things.

    A series following the cast of the BBQ Monologues (and some others) as they try to make the most of the messiness of the small town they live in.

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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Good Face also has, upon further inspection, a goose in his lap. Curt hadn’t initially recognised it because of, first of all, Good Face’s very good face, and secondly because she isn’t doing what Curt’s goose is doing. She’s curled up happily in Good Face’s lap, head tucked beneath her wing, so that the overall effect is that of a puddle of feathers and down rather than an animal. At the distinctive sound of Curt’s terrible goose waddling over Cynthia’s polished hardwood flooring, she lifts her head out from under her wing, blinks big dark eyes once, and then retreats back to rest, shuffling gently to resettle herself. A model of serenity. She reminds Curt of a children’s book illustration of a goose more than anything else, what with the angelic white feathers and the perfectly orange beak. Good Face smiles gently down at her, stroking over her wing.
    “What the fuck,” Curt says, betrayed and directing the question to Cynthia for reasons he doesn’t quite understand, “Why does he get a nice goose?”
    Curt’s goose honks, offended, and bites his leg twice in quick succession.

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    It is a lovely day in the American Secret Service headquarters, and there is a horrible goose on the scene.

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    03 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I LOVE THEM?!?!!

    soulmate geese fuck yeah

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Post Out, Dr. Carmilla shows up on the Aurora, finding Jonny, and she’s brought him a surprise.

    (Aka I don’t like that Nastya left and I’m fixing it.)

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    11 Apr 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    siblings siblings siblings siblings

    also doc carmilla being a good(!?) parent!

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    ashes, ,, i have lots of thoughts about them.

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    11 Apr 2024

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    ashes my beloved tortured arsonist <3

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Gwen is telling herself she's in control. Alice is telling herself she's unaffected. Both of them are decidedly avoiding the way the other makes them feel. How long will their petty rivalry last in the face of a workplace hiding something unlike anything they could have ever imagined?

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    Silly tmagp office romance with eventual references to the Horrific Implications of their jobs. Title from Inbred by Ethel Cain

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    14 Apr 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    office lesbians? in my comfort horror podcast? it's more likely than you'd think :)