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Seconds Like Days by artemyspyke
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom
21 Jun 2014
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The moment hangs crystalline between them. Raven breathes heavily with a borrowed set of lungs. She prays that Erik will break down, hit her, tear apart the room - anything. Anything different than what she's had for the past year.
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Abbie Mills had been staring at Ichabod Crane’s head for six and a half straight minutes.
There was some statistic out there that said six seconds or more of eye contact signified the desire for sex or murder. Even though Ichabod hadn’t met her eyes even once yet, she still felt the desire for both of those things, and it all circled around the hair.
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Communication is Important (Time for a Wedding!) by artemyspyke for My friend Lauren
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
04 Sep 2013
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"Spock had never looked cuter than he did just then with a face full of cake. Even though he sputtered and dug it out of his eyes immediately, he didn't hesitate at all to grab the back of Jim’s head and enthusiastically return the gesture. They stood there, covered in it, to an audience of three hundred hysterically laughing and applauding people, and Jim felt on top of the world."
They say that getting married is the seventh most stressful thing that a person can do. Jim and Spock put that to the test.
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Spock's Off Day (Or 5 times Mr. Spock was distracted by his Captain, and 1 time it was the other way around) by artemyspyke
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
03 Sep 2013
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Even though it starts normally, Commander Spock's day goes from bad to worse in a series of increasing ridiculous accidents that all seem to revolve around one gold-clad crewmember. While Spock can't help being distracted, the rest of the crew is forced to wonder just how oblivious two people can be.
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A short little cracky scenario where James Tiberius Kirk can't manage his first officer, and he whines to his best friend about it. But when Bones accidentally gives him an idea, can the Captain use Disney to reach his 2nd in Command? Will there be hyposprays? Is Spock posh? Is "bestest" a word? Tune in to find out!
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“I haven’t really been to a wedding where I’ve, uh… let loose. But, hey,” Dennis shrugged, “maybe I’m doing it wrong.”
“If I hadn’t already agreed to go to this conference, I’d offer to go with you,” Robby said casually. “Show you how it’s done. I’ve got a good track record as a plus-one, too.” Dennis had to say something. To interrupt. To shut this down. But what was he supposed to say? No, you can’t be my plus one, because I lied about my cousin, and there is no wedding, and it seems a little weird to bring a date to a fucking funeral– “Apparently parents love it when you bring home a doctor.”
And just like that, the bubble popped.
“I’m not gay,” Dennis snapped.
He had never hated the sound of his own voice as much as he did right then.
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Or, Dennis is anxiously headed home for a "wedding" in Broken Bow, Nebraska, the details of which are increasingly fuzzy. Robby's got a medical conference in Omaha that same weekend. So they carpool. Seventeen hours both ways in an enclosed space with no way out except a tuck and roll. This'll go great.- Language:
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Bookmarked by artemyspyke
25 Apr 2026
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Outstanding road trip fic, feat Dennis’s shitty family, a mysterious injury history, Santos’s bumper stickers, and Robby being legitimately funny as hell
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Dennis woke up that morning with a cold and empty feeling. It was the anniversary of his mother's death. A date that has haunted him every year, with a grief so potent he usually does his best to avoid it. But this time he can't. And as Dennis struggles to cope with his grief, old memories and wounds reawaken for him and Robby, causing a rift in their relationship.
Bookmarked by artemyspyke
22 Apr 2026
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Robby and Dennis’s combined grief and self-hatred almost ends their relationship <3
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“We can be good doctors and idiots at the same time. I feel like I kind of need to be stupid a little bit. Everyone needs to.”
Robby smiles. “Yeah?”
“Yeah.” His ears feel hot, all of a sudden. “You got anything else to drink?”
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Or; Dennis Whitaker takes several risks. He'll pay for them later, probably.Series
- Part 1 of False Idols
Bookmarked by artemyspyke
22 Apr 2026
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Unplanned but all too meaningful drunk sex before Robby leaves on his sabbatical. They drink whiskey, awkwardly come out to each other, fuck on the couch, and then watch Sopranos. A masterpiece <3
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“He wants a wife, two kids and a pond.”
Dennis is two long islands deep when Samira confesses this to the group.
“A what?” Dennis shouts on top of the booming music.
Dennis doesn’t ask because he couldn’t hear. He asks because he needs to hear it again for it to fully sink in.
“A wife, two kids and a pond.” Jack repeats.
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Or: Dennis finds out about Robby’s unattained dreams. While he can’t be a wife or bear children, Dennis can build a pond.
Bookmarked by artemyspyke
21 Apr 2026
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His eyes cut back to Dennis, who's still holding the baby, still completely oblivious, still radiating that scent like a beacon.
If Dana could smell it, then it's not just him anymore. It's not just Robby's private hell to endure. It's out there. In the air. In an ER full of Alphas who will come running just like he did, just like Dana did.
The door handle rattles.The abandoned baby breaks ten months of Robby's carefully maintained restraint.
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Bookmarked by artemyspyke
19 Apr 2026
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ABO Dennis and Robby get real weird about baby Jane doe real quick. But real ones know about the alternate timeline where they STEAL THE BABY