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    "He said it was just a stronger edible," Wyatt says. "Apparently it was supposed to be super natural, and relaxing and rejuvenating, not the weak Canadian shit, and—"

    "You say a bad word, Hazy," Ilya interrupts, pointing a tiny finger at him.

    "Right." Wyatt winces. "Sorry, kid."

    Rejuvenating. Shane turns the word over in his mind a few times, while readjusting Ilya’s little body in his arms.

    Jesus fucking Christ.

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    or, with the help of some mysterious russian candy and a very loving husband, ilya rozanov heals his inner child.

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    29 May 2026

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    I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

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    After tuna melts and their first night actually sleeping together, Ilya asks Shane for more. Shane agrees, not knowing that this was Ilya's way of asking him out.

    Comination of written fic and texting fic.

    The text scrolls!

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    20 May 2026

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    Cliff Marlow ✅ @cliffmarlowofficial
    Top three reasons why @officialilyarozanov and I aren’t fucking, from least to most important:

    #3: I’ve known him since he was barely 18 years old. I’ve seen some shit.
    #2: He’s annoying. And an asshole.
    #1: I’m scared of his husband.

    [Attached is a gif of Shane whirling around to glower at the camera. The look in his eyes promises murder. Why? Unclear but also irrelevant. If looks could indeed kill, everyone who’d ever seen this gif would be deceased.]

    [Can be read as a standalone story.]

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    15 May 2026

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    So cute

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    A runaway math prodigy, an international manhunt, and two extremely unprepared NHL stars. When Artur Rozanov turns up in Canada instead of Moscow, Shane and Ilya accidentally adopt a traumatized teenager with terrible coping skills and great cheekbones. What starts as an international emergency turns into something quieter, messier, and unexpectedly domestic: a scared genius kid, two idiots in love trying to hide it from said genius kid, and the slow, accidental making of a family. Also featuring Yuna and David Hollander.

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    15 May 2026

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    Harris Drover is overworked and underpaid. He was not trained for what to do when Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are involved in the team you coordinate socials for. This series explores what Harris needs to manage as part of his day-to-day social media role that was definitely not listed in the job description.

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    07 May 2026

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    V funny impressive coding

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