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The Hippocratic Oath Revised by ragingflamesheep (bartenderblitz) for yellow_caballero
Fandoms: Tokyo Ghoul
25 Jul 2023
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Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not. We never are. But that is not the right question. The question is: are we living a life that is worth the harm?
Kaneki Ken loves medicine.
He loves his father's old textbooks. He loves the colorful anatomy diagrams. He loves the rhythm of scientific articles, the shape of words like 'fossa' and 'muscular dystrophy'. The research projects/work shifts/studying/crying don't leave time for Kafka, but those books were for creepy little orphans, anyway. Which he isn't anymore, because he's not a kid anymore, because soon, he'll never be that kid again.
The world is hurt or be hurt. It is better to be hurt than to hurt others. But to be a doctor is to heal hurts without hurting yourself. To be a doctor is to be free.
Kaneki Ken is growing up. Kaneki Ken is moving on. Kaneki Ken will become a doctor or die trying, because hope is a thing with teeth and he'd bite through his tongue before going hungry ever again. And god help anyone who gets in his way.
aka: an au in which kaneki ken is premed instead of a lit major, with mixed but (ultimately) uplifting results
cw: suicidal ideation.
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- Part 1 of caduceus on high: a tg au
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caduceus on high: a tg au by bartenderblitz, ragingflamesheep (bartenderblitz)
Fandom Tokyo Ghoul
26 Jul 2023
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Fanart for 'Transgender or Konohan' by valleykey by SkyBlueCoffee
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
10 Aug 2025
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03 Feb 2026
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[seasoned spiced spicy sauce] by ESE (SecurityUnit) for DuckInOuterSpace
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
31 Jan 2026
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SecUnit spends some quality time with Mensah and ART
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01 Feb 2026
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* It’s your drawing up on the fridge.
* It’s of your family: Mom, Dad, Asriel, and you.
* A family of four smiling goat-monsters.(or: Kris grows up, a human raised by monsters, and it turns out that does a lot to a kid's sense of self.)
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30 Jan 2026
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it's been a few years of doing the dating thing, so prompto doesn't think much of it when noct asks if he'd like to come home with him for some big wedding and finally meet his family.
except that noct had left out a couple of pretty important details, there.
1. that family? it's the insomnian royal family.
2. that wedding? it's noct's.Bookmarked by bartenderblitz
30 Jan 2026
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After a great many years of conflict, Rosaria and the Northern Territories have finally declared peace. Clive's marriage to Silvermane's daughter is assurance of that peace. Though Clive would never say it out loud, if given the choice, he much preferred being a pawn of his father’s diplomacy than a bargaining chip in his mother’s ill-concealed avarice.
There is just one issue; his father has betrothed him to an Ice Witch.
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24 Jan 2026