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Five times Guillermo is injured in front of Nandor.
Or, five times that Nandor is reminded of the fragility of humans.
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06 May 2022
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“It’s not even 11pm.” Guillermo crosses his arms. “I’m going to McDonald’s.”
Nandor raises an eyebrow. “To eat?”
“No, to do pilates,” Guillermo snarks. “Yes, to eat. You know, that silly thing humans have to do. Which I am, by the way. Still human! In case you had forgotten.”“Stop with this,” Nandor grumbles. And then, “Okay. I will come with you to the McDonald’s. I will get my going-out cloak.”
Guillermo stares at Nandor, who is already turning to walk away. He stammers, “But… why?”
Nandor whirls back around dramatically. “You are the one who wanted to ‘hang out’,” he snaps. “So stop with this questioning.” And then he’s off, stomping up the stairs in an unwarranted hurry.
Or: Guillermo and Nandor try to navigate their "friendship" now that Guillermo is a cool vampire murderer. It's super.
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04 May 2022
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His stomach was doing somersaults. Maybe it was out of fear of rejection; their physical relationship was so new, and he wasn’t quite sure how Guillermo would react to flipping their comfortable dynamic. All Nandor knew for sure was that he had never felt so nervous to ask for this thing in his entire seven centuries of existence.
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The one where Nandor asks Guillermo to top him for the first time.Bookmarked by bee_excellent
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he was sweet like honey but all I can taste is the blood in my mouth by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Oct 2021
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“Although, you seem to enjoy being the scary one recently, Mr. Slayer.”
“Uh- I-“
“Mr. Scary Slayer man.” Nandor grabs his shoulder and wheels him around so his own back is to the wall, pulling Guillermo forward to pin him there. “I am a helpless little vampire, the slayer is going to get me!” He levels his gaze at his familiar, challenging him, “Get me, Guillermo.”
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03 May 2022
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“Happy anniversary,” Ed tells him. He’s got a smile, but he still seems nervous, and Stede absolutely cannot have that.
He surges up into him, tugging him down into a ferocious kiss, unable to stop himself from automatically parting his lips and licking into him. Ed grins, his smile going from anxious to delighted; his hands grip Stede’s hips, draw him in. He’s eager in return, meets his kiss with enthusiasm, gives as good as he gets in tilting his head and meeting him beat for beat.
They part, Stede peeling himself away so he can ask, desperately, “What— How long— S— What?”
“We met two years ago today,” Ed tells him.
“If you’d call that meeting,” Oluwande comments.
“What else would you call it, then?” the Swede asks.
“A living nightmare,” Izzy grumbles.
“A naval attack,” Ivan answers, at the same time Roach replies, “A meet-cute.”
“Disgusting?” Jim suggests.
“Best day of my life,” Ed adds on top of it all, “Or one of ‘em, anyway.”
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20 Apr 2022