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    Regulus Black is suspicious of his brother and his brother’s friends. There is something they’re hiding and he’s going to find out what it is.

    Which he does. Somehow, this also leads to him earning a new identity, a new nickname, and the boy of his dreams.

    [or, Regulus is a smart cookie, James is a smitten fool with a honey obsession, Sirius is confused, and Remus is sick of being beaten up by that upstart badger.]

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Harry wakes up in St Mungo's to the revelation that he is not in fact in Eighth Year and married to Ginny Weasley or Cho Chang - instead, he is 28 years old, Deputy Head Auror, and married to Draco Malfoy with three children. And Ron has gotten an eyebrow piercing, for some godforsaken reason.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    Picture Draco Malfoy now in the habit of swingin’ a Beater’s bat—(not unlike Steve Harrington from Stranger Things)—after Harry Potter snatched his wand during the war.

    Now picture Draco Malfoy in eighth year minding his own business, getting rid of his excess handbaked goods by offering them to fairies, only to accidentally push Harry Potter into a fairy ring and get him cursed.

    That’s the story.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Harry hadn't planned on snogging Draco Malfoy at the Yule Ball.

    But now, he can't seem to forget about it.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    “Everyone is very nice.” Namjoon said. “I don’t think I’m used to it.”

    “People being nice?” Yoongi asked, and Namjoon nodded.

    “Well, Namjoon-ssi. I think you’ll find that you really like it here, then.”

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    After getting cheated on and outed by his boyfriend, Namjoon goes camping and finds out what it's truly like to love and to be loved

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    07 Feb 2026