candlemouse

Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy in A Very Potter Musical with a incredulous expression. Grainy photo.



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Recent series

  1. Summary

    Main series is Tim Drake’s Guide to Post-Mortem IVF and the Consequences of Teenage Parenthood.

    Everything else is just short fics I was inspired to write in the same universe/story!

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  2. Summary

    Main work is “bite the hand (that feeds me)” — others are just Warren’s POV of select missing scenes

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  4. Summary

    These have absolutely no relation to each other! I just wanted to group them together in case anyone was looking for more of the same thing <3

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    “Look, I know we’ve only talked about books and shit, but if you want to talk to someone, I’m all ears. Bartender-customer confidentiality agreement in place," Jason says.

    A loud laugh escapes Tim. “And just what does that entail?”

    “You talk. I listen. I give my nickel’s worth of advice. If I hear you come back with the same sob story, I get to laugh in your face since I hate repeating myself.”

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    12 Apr 2026

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    “I’m Tim,” he says, though introducing himself to a puppy makes him flush in embarrassment. “Are you hungry?”

    The dog blinks at him, all scared eyes.

    “Where’s your family?” Tim asks. “Did they leave you?”

    (Or: Tim Drake finds a friend.)

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    28 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sweet, read 3x, Tim lying to dick and Jason funny

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    Tim Drake is approached at a gala by someone claiming to have evidence against Bruce and Tim that Tim doesn't want to hit the press. Tim quickly finds out the man isn't after money.

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    Jason Todd, back from the dead, returns to Gotham for his revenge. Things don't go the way he planned.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Tim was always holding his breath. Waiting. Filled with anticipation.

    He'd spent most of his childhood that way, alone in Drake Manor hoping his parents would come home soon, crouched behind air conditioning units on top of buildings for the bats to fly by, sitting at a school desk watching the clock more sharply than paying attention to a teacher, clipping film to clothesline to dry and hoping he'd gotten a good shot. So Tim had made a game of it. He'd try to hold his breath for as long as he could while completing a task, just to see how far he could get.

    It was easy for simple things, like doing dishes or math problems. It was much, much harder for others. But some things? Some things it made exquisite.

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    25 Mar 2026

  5. Rec 39

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    Dear Timothy,

    I know it might seem odd to receive a letter from someone who is no more than a stranger. However, your mother suggested that it might be, in her words, a fine opportunity to engage in society in a less formal environment.

    As you are currently away for school, you might not be aware that your neighbour, Bruce Wayne, has taken me in as his ward. It is an unusual situation, and I get the impression your mother has taken pity on my previous circumstances, or at least what she assumes they might be.

    Despite that, I would like a friend, even if it is one I will not meet for some time, and in corresponding with one another, we might be able to speak more candidly about our own circumstances, without the expectations of the society Bruce and your parents are wrapped up in.

    Yours faithfully,

    Jason Todd
    ~~~~~
    The first letter came on an ordinary Thursday six weeks into Timothy Drake’s fifteenth year, an offer of friendship more so than a courting invitation that was undoubtedly a result of his mother’s meddling.

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    22 Mar 2026