captain_cUmCuM
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get to the point (knifeplay - (spideywidow)) by captain_cUmCuM
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 Dec 2025
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Peter and Natasha get a little bit ahead of themselves while training.
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- Part 14 of Kinkvent Calendar 2025
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i licked it so it's mine (cum marking - spiderhulk) by captain_cUmCuM
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Dec 2025
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Hulk is a very territorial creature. He likes to let people know what's his, anyway he can.
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- Part 13 of Kinkvent Calendar 2025
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makin' love between the seats (bodyguards - (happyspider)) by captain_cUmCuM
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Dec 2025
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Tony won't let Peter go anywhere without an escort, which includes Delmar's. Stuck on the Cross Bronx in bumper-to-bumper traffic, Peter isn't even hungry anymore. He just wants to pass the time.
Thankfully, Happy is there.
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- Part 11 of Kinkvent Calendar 2025
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a learning experience (tentacles - (spiderdestroyer) by captain_cUmCuM
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Dec 2025
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Peter stays with Drax while he missions with the Guardians. He learns all about his culture.
All about it.
Drax has a tentacle dick. Because of course he does.Series
- Part 9 of Kinkvent Calendar 2025
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The Old-Fashioned Way (spanking - (spideyshield)) by captain_cUmCuM
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Dec 2025
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Peter Parker is having some attitude problems and it seems that, no matter when anyone tries to do, they can't seem to lighten his mood. Steve Rogers has an idea. His gonna handle Peter's misbehavior the good old fashioned way.
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- Part 8 of Kinkvent Calendar 2025
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Kinkvent Calendar 2025 by captain_cUmCuM
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Moon Knight (TV 2022), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Punisher (TV 2017)
20 Dec 2025
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Instead of doing 12 days of kinkmas this year, for my epic fanfic comeback, I wanted to do something that wasn't Kinktober, still happened in December, but was a bigger commitment. The idea of a kink advent calendar was just too good to ignore! Thus spawning the kink-vent calendar! 25 individually curated smut prompts that are a surprise to even me because I made this in October and forgot what was on it! Unlike my previous 12dok collections, this one will be Marvel! Still multiship, but if this gets good press, maybe next year I'll do a multifandom one! Or one that's all about one ship, but that might be boring.
If you find yourself wanting more fic in between posts and are a fan of LOZ, go read 12dok!
Unless otherwise stated, these fics are all FTM!Peter Parker.
Enjoy!
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Star-Spangled Spider Dad by captain_cUmCuM
Fandom: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
30 Jun 2025
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In Which Apollo Writes Whatever The Fuck He Wants by captain_cUmCuM
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Librarian (Movies)
22 Nov 2025
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Random things for multiple fandoms that I won't be posting anywhere else/ haven't posted anywhere else
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- 14,850
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T4T Spideychelle Brain Worms by captain_cUmCuM
Fandom: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
11 Oct 2024
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- 5,090
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Wheel Of Fornication by captain_cUmCuM
Fandom: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
06 Mar 2024
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a fun idea I came up with to spin a wheel for a prompt and write a short fic between 50 and 500 words. spans across multiple fandoms, feel free to recommend ships and prompts both here and on my Tumblr @senor-cummies
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Recent bookmarks
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You could say it started when Peter spotted Carter struggling out through the door of the ER with a stack of broken-down boxes under one arm.
Bookmarked by captain_cUmCuM
01 Dec 2025
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John Carter is having a rough go of it. Abbot’s always there to help.
Bookmarked by captain_cUmCuM
19 Nov 2025
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kinktober, but make it spideypool by thesnapwasbrutal
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Nov 2025
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spideypool kinktober, but make it survivable. not 31 days, because deadlines are fake and my sanity tapped out halfway. expect frequent updates anyway, because these two idiots won’t leave my brain alone.
ps. tags will be updated with each chapter!
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- Part 6 of spideypool :3
Bookmarked by captain_cUmCuM
02 Oct 2025
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Wade despises laundry day. Until he meets a cute stranger at the Laundromat who's absolutely hopeless at washing any kind of clothes.
Exactly how that lead to him dating Spider-Man, Wade isn't sure, but he's definitely not complaining.
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- English
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- 29,105
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13 Aug 2025
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Put the World Back Right by LearnedFoot
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Dec 2021
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Tony is resurrected, only to discover there's something very wrong with the world.
This fic contains Spider-Man: No Way Home spoilers!