captainafab
Fandoms
- MASH (TV) (11)
- What We Do in the Shadows (TV) (7)
- Malevolent (Podcast) (4)
- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (4)
- Original Work (1)
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[Podfic] This is Better Than the Two Boats by motleyfam, read-for-you-by (captainafab)
Fandoms: The LEGO Batman Movie (2017), The LEGO Movie (2014), Batman - All Media Types
07 Dec 2025
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Everything should be fine now, except it isn't. Why does Batman still seem to brush Joker off? Why won't he listen to anything Joker says? Why won't he just get that they're supposed to be best enemies now?
Well. Maybe his roommate Bruce Wayne can help.
A LEGO Batman Movie (2017) Podfic of This is Better Than the Two Boats by Brokenpitchpipe.
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[Podfic] what makes you sure I’m all you need? by read-for-you-by (captainafab)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Oct 2025
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Guillermo is no virgin—he’s a vampire now. He has a vampire’s senses, a vampire’s bloodlust, a vampire’s desires… so why does the thought of attending the bi-annual vampire orgy make him feel faint?
sequel to it’s only sex (no it’s not)
Podfic of what makes you sure I’m all you need? by captainafab.
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- Part 3 of [Podfic] take courage
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[Podfic] I’ll be your mirror by read-for-you-by (captainafab)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Oct 2025
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Guillermo has something to say. Nadja and Laszlo are listening. Mostly.
a little prequel to it’s only sex (no it’s not) but can be read as a stand alone piece
Podfic of I’ll be your mirror by captainafab.
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- Part 1 of [Podfic] take courage
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[Podfic] it’s only sex (no it’s not) by read-for-you-by (captainafab)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Oct 2025
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or, Five Times Guillermo Fails to Have Sex with Nandor + One Time They Make Love
Podfic of it’s only sex (no it’s not) by captainafab.
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- Part 2 of [Podfic] take courage
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[Podfic] Who Will I Be Tonight? by read-for-you-by (captainafab) for gnawingsuspicion
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
18 Sep 2025
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When Will finds himself exhausted by an uninspired series of murders and the killer he's forced to empathize with, Hannibal presents an idea neither of them can resist: if Will can become anyone, why not be someone he enjoys? Each day for seven days of appointments, Will tries on a new personality.
They both get more than they bargained for.
Podfic of Who Will I Be Tonight? by gnawingsuspicion.
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[Podfic] take courage by read-for-you-by (captainafab)
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Oct 2025
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[Podfic] series total length: 02:23:28
read by the author. Guillermo de la Cruz faces his fears: coming out as trans, having sex for the first time, and figuring out how to date someone *far* more experienced than him.
(featuring t4t nadja/laszlo, lots of hotel rooms, and sooo much insecurity)Part 1 (length: 00:08:19) : Guillermo has something to say. Nadja and Laszlo are listening. Mostly.
Part 2 (length: 01:40:37): or, Five Times Guillermo Fails to Have Sex with Nandor + One Time They Make Love
Part 3 (length: 00:34:32): Guillermo is no virgin—he’s a vampire now. He has a vampire’s senses, a vampire’s bloodlust, a vampire’s desires… so why does the thought of attending the bi-annual vampire orgy make him feel faint?- Words:
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[Podfic] and what kind of love is that? by read-for-you-by (captainafab)
Fandom: Malevolent (Podcast)
12 Sep 2025
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[Podfic] read by the author. alternate episode endings where Arthur teaches John about love. can be read as stand-alone pieces.
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Guillermo de la Cruz faces his fears.
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alternate episode endings where Arthur teaches John about love. can be read as stand-alone pieces.
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Klinger and Henry have some miscommunicating to do.
(series title from Weekend In Western Illinois by The Mountain Goats)
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“You’re the vampire who walks his pretentious dogs past my house at two in the morning and I’m the werewolf who just wants a good night’s sleep.” Or: a meet-ugly with dogs, banter, and misunderstandings of supernatural proportion.
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Bookmarked by read-for-you-by (captainafab)
13 Nov 2023
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Everyone has two marks on their arm: one is the name of their soulmate, the other is the name of their mortal enemy. There's no way of knowing which is which. This same trick of fate makes it so that your Marks are the only two voices you will ever hear when you go deaf at sixteen.
Hannibal has a nice voice. Will hopes he's his mate. He hopes he never hears the voice of the Chesapeake Ripper.
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Bookmarked by read-for-you-by (captainafab)
10 Aug 2021
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Guillermo gets a little bloody and has an idea.
Then he gets a lot bloody and has a huge fucking problem.
Bookmarked by captainafab
13 Oct 2025
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This is Better Than the Two Boats by Brokenpitchpipe
Fandoms: The LEGO Batman Movie (2017), The LEGO Movie (2014), Batman - All Media Types
03 Jul 2024
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Everything should be fine now, except it isn't. Why does Batman still seem to brush Joker off? Why won't he listen to anything Joker says? Why won't he just get that they're supposed to be best enemies now?
Well. Maybe his roommate Bruce Wayne can help.
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the ocean changed hannibal. it's a brain injury, will knows that, but what it makes him – soft, easily submissive, and loving in a way any man with good sense would want – sows regret into will. regret and anger.