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    “It’s a really big one, okay?”

    Tony snorts. “You do see the glaring irony here, right?”

    “Hey, if anyone’s earned the right to be scared of spiders, it’s me,” Peter defends. “Do you know how sick I got? I was in the ICU for like, a week! May is still paying off my hospital bills.”

    Peter has a fear of spiders. Chaos ensues.

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    08 May 2026

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    "Well all the symptoms add up, Peter! And you know what they add up to? Death. You are right on track for death." He lays a sympathetic hand on Peter's shoulder, looking at him as if Death already has him twisted in its slimy, meaty fist. Ned takes Peter in, committing every feature to memory. After all, unless Ned can harness the power of God – or Tony Stark – then memory is one day all he'll have of Peter Benjamin Parker. Beloved nephew. Beloved friend. Taken from this world too soon.

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    When Peter shows up to school looking a little worse for wear, his trusted Guy In The Chair comes to the obvious conclusion: the shady character from last night’s illicit patrol was none other than the infamous Mongolian Slasher.

    His weapon of choice? Poisoned blades. Peter is on his deathbed.

    So when his best friend refuses to see reason, Ned does what any good Guy In the Chair would do: he calls in the big guns.

    All of them.

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    08 May 2026

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    “I’m not going to lie, Pete, I’m starting to suspect you lied about getting bitten by a radioactive spider. I knew that was a dumb excuse."

     

    “But…I didn’t?” Peter says, because he didn’t. He really did go on a field trip and get bitten by a spider that was radioactive – according to what was written on the cage – and then got his powers!

     

    So how the hell?

     

    When Peter is forced to intrude on the Stark's family vacation to meet Pepper's parents in California, Peter didn't think things could possibly get any worse.

    Until Tony, Peter, and Morgan wake up in Manhattan...1987.

    An impromptu journey through time was bad enough, but things escalate when people keep trying to kill or kidnap Peter, and dark secrets start coming to the surface.

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    07 May 2026

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    Red Hood finds Peter, naked and afraid, fresh from the Lazarus Pits. What's a guy to do? Not adopt the sassy, meta child? Think again!

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    07 May 2026

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    White lies are minor lies that are told to avoid hurting someone’s feelings, or to maintain harmony in a social situation– Father had explained.
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    day eighteen: too weak to move

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    01 Apr 2026