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Spider-Man, My Ass... by whumphoarder for cold_nights_summer_days
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Jun 2021
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“It’s a really big one, okay?”
Tony snorts. “You do see the glaring irony here, right?”
“Hey, if anyone’s earned the right to be scared of spiders, it’s me,” Peter defends. “Do you know how sick I got? I was in the ICU for like, a week! May is still paying off my hospital bills.”
Peter has a fear of spiders. Chaos ensues.
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- Part 9 of Adventures at the Stark Lake House
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08 May 2026
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Ultimate School Pick-Up by coconutknightshade, whumphoarder for blondsak
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
09 Jun 2022
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"Well all the symptoms add up, Peter! And you know what they add up to? Death. You are right on track for death." He lays a sympathetic hand on Peter's shoulder, looking at him as if Death already has him twisted in its slimy, meaty fist. Ned takes Peter in, committing every feature to memory. After all, unless Ned can harness the power of God – or Tony Stark – then memory is one day all he'll have of Peter Benjamin Parker. Beloved nephew. Beloved friend. Taken from this world too soon.
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When Peter shows up to school looking a little worse for wear, his trusted Guy In The Chair comes to the obvious conclusion: the shady character from last night’s illicit patrol was none other than the infamous Mongolian Slasher.
His weapon of choice? Poisoned blades. Peter is on his deathbed.
So when his best friend refuses to see reason, Ned does what any good Guy In the Chair would do: he calls in the big guns.
All of them.
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08 May 2026
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Web of Lies by Ifallinlovewithfictionalboys
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
28 Jun 2025
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“I’m not going to lie, Pete, I’m starting to suspect you lied about getting bitten by a radioactive spider. I knew that was a dumb excuse."
“But…I didn’t?” Peter says, because he didn’t. He really did go on a field trip and get bitten by a spider that was radioactive – according to what was written on the cage – and then got his powers!
So how the hell?
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When Peter is forced to intrude on the Stark's family vacation to meet Pepper's parents in California, Peter didn't think things could possibly get any worse.
Until Tony, Peter, and Morgan wake up in Manhattan...1987.
An impromptu journey through time was bad enough, but things escalate when people keep trying to kill or kidnap Peter, and dark secrets start coming to the surface.
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07 May 2026
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Red Hood finds Peter, naked and afraid, fresh from the Lazarus Pits. What's a guy to do? Not adopt the sassy, meta child? Think again!
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- Part 1 of For Mercy’s Sake
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- 21/21
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07 May 2026
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White lies are minor lies that are told to avoid hurting someone’s feelings, or to maintain harmony in a social situation– Father had explained.
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day eighteen: too weak to moveSeries
- Part 18 of Batfam febuwhump 2024
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01 Apr 2026
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It turns out that parenting two children still doesn't prepare you for the third. Bruce has to come up with yet another way to, you know, communicate or something. But it's fine. He's got this.
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- Part 1 of Sticker Sheets
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22 Mar 2026
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next to your heartbeat (where I should be) by burningredbutitsgolden
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics)
19 Jan 2026
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Bruce groaned lightly as he woke up. When he rolled over to bury his face in Clark's neck, as he always did to regulate himself before preparing for the day, he bumped into something else. Someone else. He cracked an eye open. Dick was laying there, cheek smushed up against Clark's collarbone.
Bruce's heart squeezed.
OR: Eight-year-old Dick Grayson has a nightmare. He goes to his new dads' room for comfort. Fluff ensues!
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- Part 1 of we made these memories for ourselves
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22 Mar 2026
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The worst day of the week just got even worser(“is that even a word?”) for Tim when he and Damian are kidnapped on their drive home. Of course it had to be the day that he is stuck with the brat. He would rather be kidnapped with literally anyone else.
But through this harrowing experience Tim learns a thing or two about Damian and Damian just attempts not to kill anyone.
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18 Mar 2026
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Jason blinked, scrubbed at his face, then blinked again.
No. Something was wrong. Something was really wrong but Jason couldn’t work out what. This wasn’t a nightmare, this was almost like…
There was a light on in Damian’s room.
“Stupid Kid.” Jason muttered.
He didn’t bother knocking on Damian’s door, strolling right on in.
“What did I say about getting some-”
Damian was on the ground.
Sicktember 2024, Day 26, Heart Condition / Cardiac Arrest
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- Part 60 of What's A Little Bafam Without A Whole Lotta Trauma?
- Part 13 of Sicktember 2024
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18 Mar 2026
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I'll Hold You Close (for as long as you need) by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
05 Sep 2024
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Jason Todd has seen a lot of different sides of Damian Wayne over the years.
He has seen the brat be furious, especially if he thought that his or his Fathers name had been insulted. Damian would be distrustful whenever he met new people, even if Bruce or Dick vouched for them as if any stranger held unspeakable danger to him and his own.
Hell, Jason has even seen pure joy in Damian’s sparkling eyes last summer when he’d had taken Damian to a special Van Gogh exhibit where all of the artworks were projected across entire walls, not to mention when they found some recently hatched ducks by a pond.
But for all the types of Damian Wayne that Jason has known, he had never once seen the boy like this.
Small.
Weak.
Miserable.
Sicktember 2024, Day 16, Toxin/Poison
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- Part 62 of What's A Little Bafam Without A Whole Lotta Trauma?
- Part 10 of Sicktember 2024
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18 Mar 2026
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I Am Trained For This (please help me I'm scared) by alchemistsarego
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
12 Sep 2024
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Like a rocket Damian was off, scrambling through a cupboard for something. He was breathing hard, his eyes wide and wet.
“Damian.” Jason said. “It was a joke.”
Damian ignored him, or more likely didn’t actually hear him. Finally he found what it had been he was searching for. Bringing the big container of salt straight to the sink, he filled half the cup with it then put water into the cup.
“Dames, no, don’t-”
Damian downed it.
Sicktember Day 11 (medieval treatment), Day 18 ('My Body Is Just One Big Ache'), Day 22 ('You Didn't Use My Cup Did You?')
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- Part 67 of What's A Little Bafam Without A Whole Lotta Trauma?
- Part 16 of Sicktember 2024
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17 Mar 2026
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just know that if you hide, (it doesn't go away) by 6SixSenses
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
18 Sep 2023
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Jason had a record of five months without killing anyone. Not anymore.
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17 Mar 2026
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Dick shares his childhood circus photos, and begins to wonder what Damian looked like as a baby.
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17 Mar 2026
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The Sound Of Your Voice Smells Of Spice by Did_you_see_the_light_in_my_heart
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
30 Aug 2023
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There is something almost taboo about missing Nanda Parbat. And he doesn't, Damian DOESN'T miss that place, it was awful and terrible and... Still there is something missing. A sound. A smell. A taste. A view.
Something.Bruce understands though.
"Habibi," he says tentatively, and Damian's heart flies.Prompt: Gagged
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- Part 2 of Abril's HSB Bingo 2023
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17 Mar 2026
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He’s been good– he’s been taking his meds, getting at least six hours of sleep almost every night, eating veggies and drinking water, cutting back on caffeine– he’s been good, God fucking damn it.
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day eight: “Why won’t it stop?”Series
- Part 8 of Batfam febuwhump 2024
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17 Mar 2026
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“If you die because of a stupid infection, I will make it my ultimate purpose to resurrect you only to kill you again, Drake.” he says, and gently shoves the glove inside Tim’s mouth, careful to push his tongue down flat, and that the glove doesn’t go any farther than necessary.
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day three: “Bite down on this”Series
- Part 3 of Batfam febuwhump 2024
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17 Mar 2026
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one: helpless by forgotten_daydreamer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
01 Feb 2024
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He’s supposed to be stronger than her, he’s taller and trained and— he can’t remember.
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day one: helplessSeries
- Part 1 of Batfam febuwhump 2024
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17 Mar 2026
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So, Damian continues to try to wake her up, shaking her delicately but insistently, grip firm, digging almost too deep into her flesh. He adjusts his cape on her body, checking that she’s tucked in properly.
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day twenty-one: unresponsiveSeries
- Part 21 of Batfam febuwhump 2024
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17 Mar 2026
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where the real road lies (between your ears, behind your eyes) by FidotheFinch
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
02 Oct 2024
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“Stay put. I’m getting help, then coming back for you."
Panic gripped him as he processed the words. He didn’t dare voice his fear, instead settling on, “Make haste.”
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- Part 9 of Whumptober
- Language:
- English
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16 Mar 2026
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Perseveration: when a brain injury patient continuously repeats words, actions, or thoughts
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"What happened?"Dick leaned his head back against the wall and took a deep, deep breath. “We were ambushed. I think you hit your head.”
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- Part 11 of Whumptober
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16 Mar 2026