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All The Rivers Sound In My Body by pibroch (littleblackdog)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
13 Jun 2014
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As much as he might like to cut a natty figure in a proper waistcoat and trousers with a reasonable inseam, Bilbo knew there were many more important things to bother with at the moment.
Rebuilding an entire dwarven kingdom, for one. And airing out the stink of dragon would be nice as well.
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23 Jan 2026
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A Pretty Face by panickyintheuk
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
22 Jan 2015
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Bilbo does his best to prove that he isn't completely shallow. The Company doesn't seem convinced, for some reason.
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23 Jan 2026
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a tale of ivory table cloth and ruined weddings by Imagined, rottingflower, Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
21 Oct 2021
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Once Bilbo has ambled off, Fíli turns to Kíli, who’s still crunching away at his apple unconcernedly. “… He was just joking, right?”
“Of course he was,” Kíli dismisses. “He’s Bilbo, the sharpest mind in the entire Company. It’s not like he could have missed the fact that Uncle’s been courting him since the end of the Battle. He’s just having us on!”
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In which Bilbo is getting slightly exasperated with the fact that no one will tell him why he has such a big role in Thorin's wedding, what he is supposed to be doing there, and who Thorin's betrothed is. And is also a little confused about why the thought of Thorin marrying someone else bothers him so much.
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23 Jan 2026
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The "Dying" Hobbit by Resacon1990
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Jun 2014
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"It's just a cold," Gandalf says the following morning when Bilbo wakes up feeling completely under the weather, "a few days rest in bed will do you good, dear fellow."
Or, the one where Bilbo has a cold and everyone thinks he's dying.
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21 Jan 2026
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"You can make yourself at home away from the camp, if need be." The voice of Gandalf interrupts Bilbo's instinctive day dreams about his front possibly being pressed up against a tree and one of the more muscular, larger Dwarves in the company crowding against him from behind. Oh, that would just be lovely...
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21 Jan 2026