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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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02 Jan 2025
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Based on this prompt on the Daredevil Kink Meme.
Matt and Frank have been in a serious relationship for about six months, when Maria and the kids come back to life FOR REAL, it's really them, and guaranteed to not die before old age. Matt assumes Frank's going to leave him, because why would he pick the substitute over the real thing?
Complications, emotions, polyamory, and parenting shenanigans ensue.
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30 Dec 2025
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The morning after Dick's life falls apart (again), he wakes up to Slade's gun in his face and a ten million dollar contract on his head from an anonymous client. Searching for the culprit might just take them closer to home than they thought.
SladeRobin Week 2022 prompts: Dick Grayson Has Issues | Unexpected Tenderness | Batkid Hires Deathstroke | Meeting the Family | Fighting as Foreplay | Overprotective Slade | "You're my only exception"
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27 Dec 2025
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the moon and the yew tree by dustorange
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Batman - All Media Types
20 Apr 2019
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“This isn’t the Court,” Bruce tells him, for what has to be the millionth time. “It isn’t.”
Dick is still wrapped in the blanket, clutching it close to his skin, and he looks away, pinning the ground with his gaze, until he finally meets Bruce’s eyes like he’s facing his biggest fear. He speaks hoarsely. “Where are my parents?”
“They’re —” Bruce falters. “They’re dead.”
He doesn’t react. “Was it the Court?” His voice shakes.
While fighting the Court of Owls, Bruce encounters a newly indoctrinated Talon and acquires his first child.
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07 Dec 2025
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the creaks in the floor by dustorange
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, New Teen Titans
27 Jun 2022
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The thing that sticks with Jason is how clean his fingernails are.