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[Podfic] A Purge of the Ranks by Anderazu, contritecactite, JocundaSykesEncore
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
26 May 2026
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Hubert was in hell, and it was Dorothea's fault.
Podfic of A Purge of the Ranks by Anderazu.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
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- 11
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[podfic] What the Winter Classic Looks Like in the Future by contritecactite, deepestbluesky, FlightlessNotFightless, jacks_long_coat, JocundaSykesEncore, peasina, RainScrawl, with (korechthonia)
Fandoms: 17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future - Jon Bois
17 May 2026
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Podfic of What the Winter Classic Looks Like in the Future by thirtysixhudson. Author's original summary:
Over one hundred thousand years ago, glaciers crept over the body of North America and froze it under a mile of ice. They carried along with them great rocks and boulders and sand and grit, and as they moved, they gouged scars out of the earth.
When they at last reached their southernmost boundary, they left ridges made of those rocks and boulders; a pile of debris not unlike (on a geological scale, at least) the lines of dirt left behind after sweeping dirt into a dustpan.
And now, thirty thousand years after the glaciers melted and retreated, leaving the Great Lakes behind them, it is time for hockey.
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Pick Up (where you left off) by contritecactite for daisydiversions
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Apr 2026
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A friend of a friend of a friend turns out to be an old friend of Rose’s. She plans to make sure they stay in touch this time.
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[Podfic] Malice Aforethought by Aether (writerproblem193), Anderazu, contritecactite, DevilWithABirdDress, edible_chemistry, Nymphie_Wolf, Ravin, sisi_rambles, voiced by (kbirb), xia_pods
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
28 Apr 2026
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"Gentlebeings of the jury, have you reached a verdict?" Kira on trial.
Podfic of Malice Aforethought by raven (singlecrow).
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Get This Voiceteam Started by chaisicle-podfics (chaisicle), farken collabs (farkenshnoffingottom), J0305 Collabs (J0305), read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite), theArcherPods (TheArcher), twtd_pod (twtd), with (wilfriede0815), with irrationalpie (irrationalpie)
Fandoms: Voiceteam - Fandom
27 Apr 2026
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We're logging on so you better get this Voiceteam started!
Welcome to Voiceteam 2026!!!
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Party Line Track 2 by contritecactite, DevilWithABirdDress, elrohir, farkenshnoffingottom, Freekyflob, irrationalpie, multivoice by (elrohir), nonplussed filks (nonplussed), nonplussed podfics (nonplussed), secretsofluftnarp
Fandom Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023), Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
09 Jan 2026
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Filks created for the Voiceteam Mystery Box challenge "Tea for Two" thanks to horchata organizing a "Party Line" where pairs of people who had never collaborated closely before wrote and performed filks together, then passed their lyrics on to the next group to write a filk inspired by that one. It was a lot of fun! ❤
- Words:
- 615
- Works:
- 3
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Group 2 (Non-narrative) ~ Filk Broken Telephone 2025 by avril_o, ChaosKiro, contritecactite, CrackleKiro (ChaosKiro), Elle_dubs (avril_o), esbielle, MimiHylea, Wereflamingo
Fandom Check Please! (Webcomic), Fandom - Fandom, Hamilton - Miranda, No Fandom, Supernatural (TV 2005)
07 Sep 2025
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- 1,509
- Works:
- 5
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[Podfic] Angel Indulgence Wheel by contritecactite, read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite)
Fandom Good Omens (TV)
14 Apr 2024
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- 324
- Works:
- 2
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Angel Indulgence Wheel by contritecactite, QuothTheMaiden
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2024
- Words:
- 3,812
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
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SOSH GTA by contritecactite
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Star Trek
09 Aug 2024
- Words:
- 5,025
- Works:
- 11
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[Podfic of] sometimes we're a hit together by klb
Fandoms: Merrily We Roll Along - Sondheim/Furth
03 May 2026
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Podfic by klb of sometimes we're a hit together by tigerlilycorinne.
Author's summary: “How would you feel if he gave you a call?” Mary says finally, very softly, and Charley realizes that he hasn’t said anything wrong after all—in fact he’s said something very right, and Mary agrees with him, of course she agrees with him; it’s Mary.
“Terrified,” he tells Mary honestly, and when she lets out a quick laugh, he feels a little closer to her already. “And, well, you know. Over the moon.”
Charley gets a call from Frank, who desperately wants to make things right. Things go from there.
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Denial & Deception by Bohemienne
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
30 Sep 2020
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When the Black Eagles Strike Force's top mole in the Leicester Alliance is discovered, Byleth proposes a drastic plan to gather the necessary intelligence for an invasion. Hubert and Ferdinand will have to fake a clandestine relationship, feud with Edelgard, flee the Empire, and take refuge in the Alliance to begin gathering the information the emperor needs . . . assuming they don't kill each other in the process.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 85,310
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 797
- Kudos:
- 2,939
- Bookmarks:
- 629
- Hits:
- 53,861
Bookmarked by contritecactite
13 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
pointy and gratifying undercover as a couple. check perms - to pod?
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gladly beyond by mediest
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
23 Mar 2020
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Nowadays Felix slept on his left side. He didn’t know if this was his body’s natural inclination, or if it had learned to adjust yet again. He’d traded in tents and hillsides for the large brute of a man lying behind him, petting his hair.
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A collection of Felix, Sylvain, and the living that comes after all the dying.
Bookmarked by contritecactite
29 Mar 2026
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note to self: this is the one with the funeral in ch2 that hit just hard enough at the right time and let you cry
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Steve dreams, and he wakes up.
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One moment Carlos is fighting a fire; the next he's in bed with two strangers. He doesn't know what SHIFTing is, but it's dropped him into something very weird.