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    Draco Malfoy is a bookkeeper and bartender for a Muggle pub and—sometimes (once monthly)—a Potioneer.

    Harry Potter is a cursebreaker for Gringotts and—sometimes (once monthly)—a Wolf.

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    Edith Lacks is coming home.

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    When Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell disappear, others are left to deal with the consequences of the return of magic to England: this side of the rain, Childermass and Segundus must work together for the greater good, but their paths have crossed many times over the years and feelings have been crushed in the process.

    A tale of the man who asked The Question and set the revival of English magic in motion, and of the man who has always seemed to know where to look for answers - except to his own heart’s desires.

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    12 Apr 2025

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    There’s a moment of tense silence in which Peter starts picking at his bandage, Barnes’ easy smile goes from relaxed to threatening, and Jason comes to the conclusion that he’s just come face to face with an abusive asshole, and a kid who’s probably being trafficked, and is in absolutely no position to do anything about it.
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    Peter and Bucky crash the DCU, Jason makes some assumptions, and between the three of them things go about as well as expected.

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    12 Jun 2024

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    Bruce circles him. He’s barely broken a sweat, highly conscious of the lack of ache in his own muscles. “You need to improve your stamina,” he growls. “This isn’t good enough.

    His tone is cruel, biting.

    Tim should lash out at it. He should snap back that he’s trying, that he’s doing his best, that he is improving.

    Instead, he just nods, adjusting his stance. He swallows, throat audibly clicking with dehydration. “Again,” he croaks out. “Let’s do it again. I’ll get it this time.”

    And Bruce should refuse. He should insist he take a break, should send him to go get something to drink, should tell him they’re done for the night so he won’t be too sore to train again tomorrow.

    Instead, he matches his stance.

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    14 Feb 2023

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    "Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."

    “Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
     
    Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1

     

    *Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*

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    27 Jul 2021

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    "This is what you know about the witch:

    People go to the witch when they need help. Not often, and not that they blab about it, but it’s a known fact that if there’s something you need, something the clerics and the guardsmen and the liegelord can’t fix, you ask the witch. You pay, and people don’t talk about what they pay but the not-talking makes you think it’s nothing as easy or common as gold, and the problem is solved. So they say."

    Hundreds of years after the adventures of Vox Machina, a village child makes an unexpected ally of the mysterious woman who lives up the mountain.

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    04 Apr 2021