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He turned to look at Conrad across the table, who didn't say anything. But he hoped Conrad would pick up on his mental signals and just let Allen have this one.
“If you like carving wood so much, boss, I got some tools in my garage somewhere. ‘Could save you from using up kitchen knives.”
Cesare went silent at the mention of wood carving.
“Let me grab my stuff.” He finally says, stepping back. “After the dinner rush!”
Fuck. Why didn't he think of buying carving tools?After a bit of trial and error, Cesare and Allen start living together and Allen feels like it's a dream come true. That is, until he checks on Cesare one night and, instead of the older man he's used to seeing, he finds a young, Venetian Cesare sleeping where the old one used to be.
As it turns out, when things feel too good to be true, that's probably because they are.title and song lyrics are from Home Again by Park Lane
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Cesare asked once why they insisted on doing it. Conrad admitted they were used to it, and didn’t mind. Allen was their friend. He was family. Cesare couldn’t argue with that.
But it made him wonder, if that was the case, why wasn’t he taking care of him? That was the Doctor, his Doctor, after all. If anything, Cesare should be the one to make sure he was in bed, changed and fresh for his inevitable hangover in the morning. Cesare should be the one making sure his employee wasn’t going to wake up in his doorway with a pounding headache.
Cesare should be the one taking care of him.Allen gets drunker than usual, and Cesare takes it upon himself to make sure he doesn’t end up passed out in the middle of his living room. Things are said and discoveries are made.
title from Madeline by Carter Vail
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John F. Walker was a lot of things. A father. An ex-husband. A patient. A yet-to-be-caught serial killer. A miserable, miserable, starving artist.
His desperation to escape his past brought him to a new life bordering the city and a dead-end small town. The last thing he thought he’d be doing was getting tangled up in a few murders that are a little too similar to the ones he committed years ago. The last thing he thought he’d be doing was mingling with a group of misfits hell-bent on solving these murders.
The last thing he thought he’d be doing was getting close to a younger writer named Bob, who seemed to like him just a little too much.“You…” The man muttered, but abandoned that train of thought. Instead, he gave a harmless smile. “It's nothing. Just a little discount for the new guy. Welcome to Fort Lawson.”
The man held his hand out for a shake.
“I’m Robert. Bob.”
John didn’t smile. He didn’t shake his hand. His hands stayed firmly in his pockets, his eyes never left Bob’s.
“John.”
Bob wasn't phased.a.k.a. John stopped killing a while ago, but the murders are still happening. Also, he keeps getting the attention of a certain pretty boy.
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- Part 3 of the sentryagent agenda
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John could do it once, twice, three times with Bob and still say that it didn’t mean anything. It was a mutual understanding between the two of them that it was just a way to relieve their urges. They were grown men. Whatever they did behind closed doors stayed behind closed doors.
Well, it’s definitely been more than three times. Actually, if he wanted to get technical, they had sex around 15 times that week. But John didn’t want to get technical. He wanted to keep saying it didn’t mean anything.John’s libido is terrifying, no thanks to the serum, so he has to rely on Bob, who has a weirdly high stamina. But having sex all the time isn't a healthy coping mechanism.
alternatively titled: this was supposed to be a funny fanfic. it kind of got too real.
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- Part 2 of the sentryagent agenda
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“What, you've never made out with anyone before?” John scoffed.
“Oh? Oh, no, plenty of times.” Bob laughed back. He was more nervous about it than John was.
John blinked, then squinted at him. “...Then why're you…”
“I've just never made out with anyone who wanted me so badly before.” Bob muttered to himself.Bob and John make out one night, drunk. And, apparently, for Bob, that's all it takes.
alternatively titled: john needs to be humbled so bad its not even funny
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- Part 1 of the sentryagent agenda
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our life - Christen and Cove by crispy_jpeg, orphan_account
Fandom Our Life: Beginnings & Always (Visual Novel)
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held so tight by a loose illusion by david (honeydont)
Fandoms: BIGTOP BURGER (Web Series)
28 Feb 2024
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Having his former employer waltz up in the middle of the night demanding that he remove a weapon from his body isn’t exactly something Allen had been anticipating. It’s a touch too dramatic, even for him.
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29 Dec 2025
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As Beautiful As The Day I Lost You by LookATalkingCat
Fandoms: BIGTOP BURGER (Web Series)
27 Dec 2025
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Steve finally turns his head to look right back at Cesare, a genuine smile on his face when he asks, “What did you feel when you were with them?”
Cesare’s eyes widen at that and his fist tightens before loosening at his side - turning to look back at the Zomburger crew.
“…I’ve never felt more alive.”
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- Part 1 of Cesdoc
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29 Dec 2025
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Edamura never had been good at quitting while he was ahead.
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23 Nov 2025
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I want to watch the world burn (with you in it). by kingdomclouds
Fandoms: Great Pretender (Anime)
04 Jun 2022
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"For what it's worth, I'm sorry. You didn't deserve any of this, my love."
The nickname sounds different when it's said in a language he's fluent in. His cheeks burn, and his mouth opens, and he knows a confession when he sees one.
"I don't want to stop, Laurent. Not now, maybe not ever. I want to travel world and drink coffee, and I want to be held and loved, and I want to make my own damn decisions." His voice cracks, and it's only a little humiliating, because Laurent starts peppering kisses on the nape of his neck, so he stops giving a singular fuck.
"You can have anything you want, Makoto." It's spoken in a whisper, only just grazing the shell of his ear. The sound of Laurent saying his name sends shivers through his being.
"Even you?"
Glass shatters from behind him. Cynthia is giggling, and Abbie is yelling something with a smile in her voice. Laurent tightens his grip.
"You've had me from the start."
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22 Nov 2025
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i heard love is a look in the eye (one glance, it's true) by alwaysneverwriting
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
22 Jun 2025
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After telling the team he never got his license, Bob finds himself playing student at the John F. Walker driving academy. He falls in love about it.
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23 Nov 2025