dallonweems
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Hermann, a down-on-his-luck and mildly depressed physics professor, decides to begin his summer by visiting a national park at the suggestion of his therapist. There, he meets a scruffy and annoyingly handsome park ranger, who helps Hermann come out of his shell.
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- Part 1 of Made of You, and You of Me
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Mobeen gets a surprise visitor while in prison.
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Isn't It Delicate? by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
19 Sep 2025
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When Clark Kent is tasked with writing an article about Batman, he accidentally slips in a little too much fondness--resulting in everyone from superbat shippers on Twitter to the Riddler thinking he's dating Batman. Unfortunately, there are a lot of villains who are very eager to kidnap Batman's new boyfriend.
Title taken from "Delicate" by Taylor Swift
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- Part 24 of alfie's superbat oneshots
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16 Jan 2026
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“It’s legit. Contract security for an event.”
At the word legit, the entire room cringed back in distaste. Jerry held up his hands, heading off the inevitable protests before they could start.
“I know. I know we said we weren’t doing any legit jobs. But this one is special.”
“Who’s the client?” Jimmy asked, perceptive as ever. Jerry fought to keep himself from smiling, lowering his hands.
“Bruce Wayne.”
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- Part 2 of kidnapping bruce wayne 'verse
- Part 4 of DC outsider POV
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11 Jan 2026
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Under Twin Moons by cavesongs
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
04 Jan 2026
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Bruce Wayne is an asshole.
Batman is an asshole.
And Clark’s soulmate doesn’t sleep.
Unbeknownst to Clark, these were all the same person.or: Kryptonians share dreams with their destined soulmates. Clark starts to think he doesn't have one, but it’s because Bruce doesn't sleep often. After a disastrous one-night stand with Bruce Wayne and infuriating encounters with Batman, little Dick Grayson shows up, and the pieces finally start clicking together.
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06 Jan 2026
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His first mistake is not picking up the phone.
In Jud’s defense, it’s been a long fucking day. And not one that he’s keen to recount.
He’s kept the damn thing turned off for most of the day. As a rule, he stays fairly available on Sundays, but—well, extenuating circumstances call for extreme reactions. Thankfully, he had kept enough of his head after Mass to force a shutdown instead of what he wanted to do, which was to hurl it against the wall and watch it shatter into a million tiny pieces.
Night is young, though.
Or: A Wicks truther comes after Jud in the middle of Mass. He's fine. Benoit disagrees.
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03 Jan 2026
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When three young men corner Phillip in an alleyway; James Bond comes to the rescue.
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02 Jan 2026