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A scream for Medic woke Ludwig up. He jolted upright from his slouched position over his desk. What could be the problem at this hour?!
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27 Dec 2025
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Now that Flo, she's back in town by Ophthalmophobia
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, Portal (Valve Video Games)
26 Dec 2025
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After missing every Smissmas and only ever sending a turkey over to avoid confronting her problems, Flo forgets to send over the turkey once Smissmas and panics. Chell, ever the problem-solver, figures out a solution that kills two birds with one stone (two turkeys with one stone?).
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NOT FINISHED/IN PROGRESS. Tags will only update to include platonic dynamics that aren't featured in the first chapter.
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27 Dec 2025
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Just before the weekend starts, Spy suffers from a temporary bout of amnesia. Respawn won't be fixed until Monday. He makes some factually incorrect assumptions, and Sniper has two days to make a bigger mess of things.
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15 Oct 2025
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"You can push two gears together as much as you want, but if they do not fit in their own, the machine will never work."
or...
The BLU Medic and the RED Heavy try to work as a pair during the machine invasion, even if they cannot see eachother as individuals.
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30 Sep 2025
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Spy hates feeling this way. He hopes Engineer can help lighten the load, or at least help him get these thoughts out of his head.
He'd never be a woman.
He wasn't supposed to be one.
Right?
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28 Sep 2025
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At the Smissmas party, Spy watches the kids play and gets a little wistful. Engineer joins him and they chat a bit, and it turns to a bit of flirting.
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27 Sep 2025
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When Spy learned that Heavy is fluent in French but doesn't speak it, he didn't expect it to become deeply relevant so quickly. A contract sees them deployed to a writers' retreat in France, Heavy as a mute poet and Spy as his doting husband and mouthpiece. Spy perhaps plays the role a little too well, and Heavy's not sure he can handle how it makes him feel. Also, there's an assassination plot somewhere in there.
Includes art from the amazing Littlegrayram and Pantspissedinreverse!
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15 Sep 2025
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A recent losing streak has left the Reliable Excavation Demolition (RED) Team frustrated and aggravated, to boost morale, Ms. Pauling did what any good boss would do.
Forcibly making the team have a picnic by the lake!
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28 Aug 2025
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Working under RED can be repetitive at times - but nothing like this.
After a curse is fired his way, Scout is forced to live through the same day over and over and over again.
It should be easy for someone as perfect as Scout to break the curse, right?
As long as he doesn't have to confront the things he's been feeling towards Sniper it should be a piece of cake!
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27 Aug 2025
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Scout's eyes are badly damaged in battle and for some reason, Medic's gun can't fix him. Until they figure out how to heal Scout, he needs someone to look after him and keep him safe.
Sniper is given the job.
[3rd person limited, Scout's POV, some character development done on a whim]
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- Part 1 of Running Blind
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24 Aug 2025
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After an accident, the losers Scout and Heavy will have to create a self-defense club to avoid getting expelled from school. Heavy will navigate his feelings for the German student, and Scout just wants to meet a girl. Too many punches, too much blood, and above all, way too much homosexuality will be experienced in the shabby school self-defense club.
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A loose adaptation of the movie "Bottoms."
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01 Aug 2025
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Sometimes, Spy thinks, sometimes life just isn’t fair.
But what can he do about it, really.
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12 Jun 2025
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Eight Quiet Moments That Made Demoman Question His Life Choices + One Clusterfuck That Brought It All Together by Demofan (SwissCheesits)
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
06 Sep 2024
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Life as a mercenary can be described with two words: loud and short. Life as a Demoman even more so.
The funny thing about life, however, is that there will always be moments that catch you off guard, things that you can never expect.
As for Demoman, he was prepared to see some wild shit when he signed up to be a part of a group of raging psychopaths fighting a war where his only job was to kill and die for the foreseeable future.
He didn't prepare for what he'd see when the fighting stops, the screams fade, and the sinking realization that he'd be living with said group of raging psychopaths during their off hours.
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12 Jun 2025
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"Coz I've had, like, TONS of sex, like, look at me," he bragged, casting a hand up and down his physique.
"But it's never been like this."
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11 Jun 2025
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Real quick: Can You Crush a Watermelon Between Your Thighs? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
12 Mar 2025
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Scout has no filter, and Engineer, as usual, suffers as a result.
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09 Jun 2025
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i get a feeling (that i should've been home yesterday) by cakebythebeach
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
19 Apr 2025
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Slightly obscured from the brim of his Red Sox cap, he sees a pair of black thick boots, American flag socks that are hiked up all the way to the ankles. Thigh-highs and Wellingtons. What kind of time is he in for? Probably not a good one.
“This is my farm,” rumbles a burly voice from above. “Show yourself, ya maggot.”
Textbook boarding school runaway Scout ends up on Soldier's farm.
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- Part 1 of country roads (take me home)
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08 Jun 2025
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you're moving so carefully, let's start living dangerously by cakebythebeach
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
28 Apr 2025
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HOTEL RESIDENTS ONLY, warns a diamond sign in tangerine orange, stuck to a metal pole.
“Don’t nobody listen to this, do they?” Scout asks, a bit of triumph thumping in his chest. It may just be his heart.
“Nobody,” Soldier agrees. “You have to stay in the big hotel for you to come in—that’s the only way you're allowed to take a swim.”
Scout looks up.
“Good thing there's a fence.”
Up-and-coming troublemaker and local farm boy go to the pool.
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- Part 2 of country roads (take me home)
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08 Jun 2025
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and just because he's human, he doesn't like a pistol to his head by cakebythebeach
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
01 Jun 2025
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Jeremy never becomes Scout. Life still goes on.
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08 Jun 2025
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It's 1982 in Boston, Massachusetts. Scout has four kids, the mercs have all gone their separate ways, and Spy?
Spy is dying.
It's going to be a slow death. He's not going out in a blaze of glory. He's wasting away, unless he can find a cure to an incurable illness.
And he plans to. But just in case he can't, he begins a journey to amend his previous wrongs. Even if he doesn't want to. Even if it means risking everything he likes about his life— his work, his wealth, and most importantly, the family he's begun to find with Scout & his kids.
A dual POV story about Spy trying to be a better father, Scout already being a really good dad, and their attempts to grapple with permanent mortality in the time left.
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- Part 4 of wnugget1's tf2 shenanigans
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05 Jun 2025
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No burning hate, no bitter fear, no heart to break - so shed no tear.
February 14th, 1942. Jane Doe wakes up in a hospital in Kansas City, Missouri. Alone, with no memory of where he came from, the only thing he knows for certain is that he's a soldier.
By Chapter 4, he's got 8 other mercenaries to fight a war alongside.
Chapters release weekly on Saturdays.
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- Part 1 of Gunpowder
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02 Jun 2025