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    “Did you like them? My parents?”

    Ilya squints at him. “I love them,” he says simply, like it should be obvious. “They’re your parents.”

    But, Shane thinks idly, there's a difference, isn't there, between loving them and liking them?

    (5 times Shane thinks Ilya doesn't like his parents and 1 time he finds out the truth)

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Shane has grown accustomed to his neurodivergence being used as the butt of a joke.

    Ilya has not.

    Yuna Hollander suffers no fools.

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    Living as his authentic self is liberating and Shane wouldn’t change it for the world, but it doesn’t come without complications. At least he has his husband, his parents and his friends to back him up.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    “Don’t–” Ilya starts, already reaching, already cupping Shane’s face between both hands, thumbs warm and tender against his cheekbones like they’ve always belonged there.

    Shane’s eyes are big and gorgeous and genuinely curious. “Don’t what?”

    Don’t make me look like a lovesick idiot. Don’t make my heart trip over itself for a way out of my chest and into yours. Don’t say it like that—so fucking sincere—like you don’t know how devastating it is for me.

    “Don’t butcher my language,” he says instead and kisses Shane’s smile hard, like reflex, like gravity, like there was never going to be another option.

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    Shane sets out to learn Russian. Ilya discovers he's incapable of keeping his composure.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Ilya died, yes, but then the doctors saved him. Cardiopulmonary resuscitation in the ambulance, three electric shocks, two emergency surgeries, twenty-six units of blood. Ilya died, but then he came back.

    If only Shane could get his subconscious to understand that.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    [Shane fishes around the bowl before pulling out a scrap of paper. He clears his throat and begins to read aloud.]

    Shane: I want Shane Hollander to-

    Shane: [looking up at the camera. His expression is shocked.] Oh my God?

    Shane: [speaking to someone off camera] Are you sure I can say this on camera?

    Harris: [off camera] Yes.

    Shane: Okay.

    Shane: [takes a deep breath].

    Shane: I want Shane Hollander to f*ck me so hard I get sent to A&E.

    Shane: [blushing] Harris are you sure this is appropriate for the team social media?

    Shane: [frowning] Aren’t there any tweets about hockey or something?

    (centaurs read thirst tweets)

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    07 Feb 2026