didipickles
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Patrick’s sloppy mouth returns. David loves it.
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- Part 5 of the sloppy mouth anthology
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Patrick needs to get out of his head before he can finish writing a song. David is there to help.
aka The Return of FratPat
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- Part 4 of FratPat
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After Stevie discovers David's secret bowling talent, she cons him into joining her league. Enter Patrick: cocky, teasing, inconveniently attractive.
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I Put a Spell On You by DelilahMcMuffin, didipickles, missgeevious, reginahalliwell, ships_to_sail, yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
06 Jul 2020
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David can feel the crowd shift gears. Conversations halt and bodies still. Up until now the music has been a series of the usual strip club songs with a strong, thumping bass good for high energy dancing and thrusting. This song is different. Patrick is different. He has the entire club’s attention immediately.
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Patrick cleared his throat, a classic sign of trying to feign nonchalance. If Patrick wasn’t driving, David was certain his arms would be crossed.
“I said it’s funny because we actually have this at home, leather and lace.”
“I mean, yeah, I probably have the album,” David replied, a bit unsure of the point.
Patrick cleared his throat again. Poor thing, whatever he was trying to articulate was clearly not coming easily. “No,” he half-laughed. “I meant we have leather, and we have lace. You have a couple jackets, you know? And the, ah, lingerie.”
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The Room(s) Where It Happened by ahurston, blueink3, DelilahMcMuffin, didipickles, Distractivate, Elswherefumbling, etben, FormerlyEmu, High-Seas-Swan (FangLang), ladyflowdi, missgeevious, RhetoricalQuestions, samwhambam, sonlali, sullymygoodname, thingswithwings, unfolded73, WellSchitt
Fandom Schitt's Creek
02 Mar 2020
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The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:
"Is it a little weird that - "
"It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."This is what happened there.
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When you spend nearly all your time with someone, there are bound to be domestic "little irritants." How do Patrick and David work through those when they arise?
Suggested listening: "Being Alive" from Company, one of the most gorgeous and introspective pieces ever written about the reality of relationships.
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“Well, we put our hands down each other’s pants,” Greg whispered, so close to Tom’s ear that he could feel the heat of his breath against his neck.
“Right.”
“And… had a bit of a rummage.”
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Tom finds that hearing the details of Greg's "rummagings" at Logan's birthday party has an unexpected effect on him, and believing it to be the closest he'll be able to get to doing any rummaging with Greg himself, he makes it his mission to find more opportunities for Greg to tell him about his sexual exploits - ideally in as much salacious detail as possible.
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- Part 1 of Rummaging to Fruition
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25 Feb 2026
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Absolutely perfect, soooooo hot and Tom is sooooooo dumb and Greg is soooooo patient and good for sticking it out
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Greg has yet another vaguely gay breakdown in front of a mirror, a la the episode 'Return.'
('Yeah, would you like that? Would you like that, pretty boy like you? Would you like it? Oh you might- You might even like that.')
Only this time, Tom catches him.
Bookmarked by didipickles
04 Jan 2026
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absolutely exactly my jam, Greg is so so good and tom is so so into him
revisit note: truly exactly my kinda domtom and good boy greg
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Greg is pretty sure there’s a deeper layer to Tom that goes beyond the insane, tyrannical asshole he likes to project. A layer Tom guards fiercely, and a layer Greg wants to uncover. He sees glimmers of it sometimes. Fragments of honesty, shards of vulnerability, brief moments of humility, but he doesn’t see it often enough. And there is something weirdly enticing about that. There is something that appeals to Greg about excavating Tom and gaining his trust. Getting closer to him. Seeing the deeper layer for real, instead of buried beneath the rubble of the Roys.
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21 Jan 2026
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Greg Sees Tom and doesn't realize Tom Sees Greg. Excellence all the way
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One week after finalizing his divorce, Tom takes a private trip to Las Vegas at Greg’s behest, and the two of them black out for the better part of a week together. They assume they must have had a relatively good time, and each put it out of their minds.
Until a month later, when a marriage certificate arrives at Greg’s address and Tom confirms with the Nevada vital statistics that they were, indeed, married in Vegas. To each other.
This, they can’t put out of their minds, not when Waystar gets wind of it and Karolina and Hugo hatch a plan to make their idiotic mistake make sense- namely, they have to pretend they’re actually in love and act unbothered by the idea that they’re a now openly gay couple working at ATN.
However. Being a husband has some perks now and again, even with the ups and downs of their always torrid relationship.
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- Part 1 of Husband Privileges Extended Universe
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Tom arrives at Greg’s home the evening after his crowning as CEO, presumably for something of a private celebration. Greg pushes them to talk instead, needing to know where they’re at- if not, maybe, where they’re headed. For once, Tom speaks plainly to him, and seeks to assuage any doubts that may be left.