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Tim Drake vs. College Applications by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics)
25 Nov 2024
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Tim knew he was smart. He was the world’s second greatest detective, after all. However, just because he knew he was smart, and the Justice League knew he was smart, that didn’t mean college application reviewers knew he was smart.
Or: Tim tries to write his college app essays and realizes that maybe he isn’t in the healthiest environment.
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twitter interactions with your super-arch-nemesis-turned-father-figure by dumbassium
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Jul 2024
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it's a twitter fic. where tony's iron man who's a villain. it's just waffling.
The Daily Bugle ✔ @DailyBugleOfficial
Iron Man seen fighting Avengers after attempting to rob a local bank.>> Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Excuse you, what do you mean attempting, I robbed it successfully>>> Captain America ✔ @CptSteveRogers
Iron Man, return the money you stole and turn yourself in immediately -Captain America>>>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
No can do capsicle, already spent it.>>>>>Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
on w h a t?>>>>>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Insect repellent.Series
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Junior’s Home by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse)
26 Jul 2024
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“Well if it isn’t the second Boy Blunder, long time no see,” the Joker drew out slowly with a devilish smirk.
“Joker,” Jason returned stiffly.
“What have you been up to since you stole my name?”
Dick scoffed, “So kidnapping Red Robin was just a ploy to get Hood here?”
The Joker looked affronted, “Of course not. Why would I care about the second birdie? All I did was kill him after a few hours of torture, no biggie! The third one on the other hand...”
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The Joker has escaped Arkham.
Tim Drake used to be Joker Junior before he became Robin.
The Batfam is unaware of Tim's past.
Angst ensues.
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The Red Hood's New Mentor: Wonder Woman? by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
24 Jun 2024
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The Red Hood gets kidnapped by the JL and when they realize how young he is they’re like “...well, someone can take him as their mentee”
Obviously Bruce volunteers, but so does Wonder Woman. And Nightwing.
Jason is given the option to choose who he would like to mentor him.
Bruce, the father figure he constantly complains about, or Diana, his favorite hero, or Dick, the sappy annoying older brother.
Bruce can feel the grey hairs coming.
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"He's Not Batman" by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
17 Apr 2024
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When Batman stepped out of the White Collar elevator, Jason’s brain was too busy cursing the universe with every swear word he knew to pay too much attention to the man.
Jason looked up, and the sudden rush of movement caught someone's attention. He made eye contact, and he knew they made eye contact despite the white gloss of the cowl, with The Dark Knight.
And that… was not Bruce.
“‘Wing? Why the fuck are you in the cowl?”
Dick paled and stumbled, taking a few steps back to stabilize himself. “Jason?” He asked breathlessly.
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Jason!Neal encounters Dick!Batman after Bruce is lost in the time stream and presumed dead while no one knows Jason is alive.
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completely unrelated villain!tony works because i love that trope 😋 by dumbassium
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Jul 2024
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Lost by Time; Reconnected by Circumstance by dumbassium
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
17 Apr 2024
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To Catch a Hollander by ilokheimsins
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Mar 2026
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After two months of being on Rozanov watch post him being dumped by Montreal Jane, the Raiders all breathe a sigh of relief when their captain goes back to his usual happy self after All-Stars.
Cliff, Victor, and Connor notice that the timing of Ilya’s good mood coincides strangely well with the speculation (read: open secret) that Hollander and Rozanov definitely banged it out sometime during that weekend and after some theorizing, they’re pretty sure their captain has had a years long crush on Hollander and that his happiness hinges on making his giant crush on Shane Hollander come to fruition.
Of course, as his friends, they need to help him to the best of their abilities.
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On the screen was perhaps the most confusing headline Shane had seen in all his years in the spotlight.
‘Is Montreal’s Shane Hollander Having an Illicit Love Affair with Boston’s Cliff Marlow?’
Shane blinked twice, his mind slamming to a halt as he read and re-read the words. “What the fuck?”
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Two Make A Pair by Zuesue
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Mar 2026
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5 times Shane and Ilya paired off during a fight + 1 time they could not.
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computer luv by suguruus
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jan 2026
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From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: i broke living room TVjust kidding! i knew you would not open this if i had made subject 'pick paint color for guest room.' which is what email is about. i found two shades online, but can't decide between Silken Peacock or Manitou Blue?? let me know which one you like more.
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[Attached: IMG_2482.jpeg]From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: i broke living room TVIs it too late for me to retract my contract with Ottawa.
or, snippets of Shane and Ilya's time with the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through emails.
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Make My Own Name by Verdant_Words
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander is now an Ottawa Centaur. All he wants is one season to make his own place on the team before coming out to everyone. They have rules, what not to do at work, but Ilya and Shane keep breaking them.
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- Part 10 of Heated Rivalry Oneshots