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    “Are you… are you saying that you want to be in a relationship with Shane Hollander?” The room held a sort of tension, like everyone in it was holding their breath, waiting for Ilya to vehemently deny it.

    The reporter had taken his words in the complete opposite way than Ilya had meant them, but he supposed he was too committed to stop now. “Of course not.”

    “Of course.” The reporter parroted, laughing nervously.

    “Obviously, we are already in a relationship.”

    In Ilya’s rookie season, he impulsively jokes about dating Shane to an invasive reporter. Then, he just… keeps doing it, since publicly announcing it enough times that everyone writes it off as a joke is a great way to hide a clandestine relationship.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    13 Apr 2026

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    After two months of being on Rozanov watch post him being dumped by Montreal Jane, the Raiders all breathe a sigh of relief when their captain goes back to his usual happy self after All-Stars.

    Cliff, Victor, and Connor notice that the timing of Ilya’s good mood coincides strangely well with the speculation (read: open secret) that Hollander and Rozanov definitely banged it out sometime during that weekend and after some theorizing, they’re pretty sure their captain has had a years long crush on Hollander and that his happiness hinges on making his giant crush on Shane Hollander come to fruition.

    Of course, as his friends, they need to help him to the best of their abilities.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    On the screen was perhaps the most confusing headline Shane had seen in all his years in the spotlight.

    ‘Is Montreal’s Shane Hollander Having an Illicit Love Affair with Boston’s Cliff Marlow?’

    Shane blinked twice, his mind slamming to a halt as he read and re-read the words. “What the fuck?”

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    25 Mar 2026

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    5 times Shane and Ilya paired off during a fight + 1 time they could not.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    From: [email protected]
    To: [email protected]
    Subject: i broke living room TV

    just kidding! i knew you would not open this if i had made subject 'pick paint color for guest room.' which is what email is about. i found two shades online, but can't decide between Silken Peacock or Manitou Blue?? let me know which one you like more.
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    From: [email protected]
    To: [email protected]
    Subject: Re: i broke living room TV

    Is it too late for me to retract my contract with Ottawa.

    or, snippets of Shane and Ilya's time with the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through emails.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander is now an Ottawa Centaur. All he wants is one season to make his own place on the team before coming out to everyone. They have rules, what not to do at work, but Ilya and Shane keep breaking them.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is nothing if not determined to walk each of the million steps to the plan Shane has come up with to bring them to their much sought-after Happily Ever After. Unfortunately for him, his reputation precedes him, and it's harder to integrate to his new team than he thought it would be. Maybe it's him, maybe only one Canadian was born with the misfortune of being able to love him, or maybe, he hopes, he just needs to give it more time.

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    A series of misunderstandings, a bar fight, a trip to jail, and outing oneself under duress, all in the name of love.

    Featuring Luca Haas' attempts to meddle, a healthy dose of Russian diminutives, and of course, the Scott Hunter of it all.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    “I told you. Hollander and I, we are in love. He is my hockey player.” Ilya wiggled his eyebrows at the joke, but couldn’t keep himself from watching Scott Hunter.
    “Sure, Roz. You and Hollander are in love, want to get married, spend the rest of your lives playing hockey together.” When Ilya didn’t immediately reply to that very accurate statement, Hunter continued: “If you two are in love, I’m straight. That’s how likely that is.” He had laughed and skated away, though Ilya really hadn’t understood what was supposed to be funny about that.
    Standing alone on the ice, the crowd slowly filing out of the rink, Ilya was faced with a startling realization: telling people may be harder than he thought.
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    What if Shane gave Ilya permission to soft launch their relationship. Ilya is, of course, thrilled and immediately starts telling everyone around him. Problem is, no one believes him!

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Kip blinked. “You’re Ilya Rosanov,” he informed him.

    “Yes,” he agreed. “You are Scott’s boyfriend, yes?”

    “Yes.” Ilya gave a slight raise of his eyebrow, and Kip realized that he had answered the door shirtless and covered in flour.

    “I do not remember your name,” Ilya continued, when it became clear that he wasn’t going to respond.

    “It’s Kip.”

    “Kip?” Ilya asked, his face scrunching up. “This is a weird name.”

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Welcome to the Ultimate Game.

    If you’re looking for a chronicle of redemption or, worse yet, a fairy tale ending with a kiss under the snow, you’ve walked into the wrong locker room. This is the story of a sabotage.

    For ten years, the hockey world has feasted on the rivalry between two captains with the same hunger one brings to a public execution. And us? We served them the blood on a silver platter, while in the shadows of hotel rooms in Montreal or Boston, we exchanged fluids and secrets with the precision of two spies in enemy territory.

    They believe the ice is a sanctuary of heterosexual secrets. They don’t realize that while they were betting on our next elbow to the face, they were witnessing a long, violent decade of foreplay.

    Now, it’s time for El Plan.

    Shane is the butterfly flapping its wings on an underwear billboard. I am the tornado about to level the entire NHL.

    Grab your popcorn. It’s going to be a beautiful massacre.

    My name is Ilya Rozanov, and you can thank me later.

    Or: how Shane and Ilya gaslit the entire world by officially "starting to date" in 2020.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    “Honestly, boys, we want some good publicity before next season starts. And you two are the league’s favorites, so it makes sense to use your teams–you know, sway the court of public opinion.”

    Ilya frowned, his eyebrows furrowing in confusion at the statement. “Court? You…” He gestured rapidly at the NHL Commissioner, Roger Crowell, standing in front of the two captains still dressed in their gear from the game that ended just minutes ago. “You need lawyer?”

    Before he could even try to stop himself, Shane huffed out loud and felt his fingers pinch the bridge of his nose tightly, closing his eyes in frustration.

    “No, Rozanov, it means—never mind.” His eyes opened once more to stare at the tall, intimidating man in front of them. “What would we even do there?”

    Crowell only sent a sharp smile back at him.

    The Boston Bears and Montreal Voyageurs are sent to a week-long summer camp.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    What happens if Scott Hunter never pulls Kip Grady onto the ice after winning the Cup in 2017?

    No kiss.
    No courage.
    No Shane and Ilya.

    One moment can change everything.

    This is the story of what happens instead.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Shane is finally ready to come out on his own terms in an emotional Instagram post about his relationship with Ilya...

    The only problem is everyone thinks he was hacked.

    To be fair, Ilya writing: No is true, I'm gay for Hollander, did not help.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    ”Shut up you both, I’m thinking.” Cliff interrupted. “It needs to be embarrassing. You were definitely making me do something embarrassing.”

    Ilya caught his chest dramatically. “I would never. I’d make you drink more vodka. And buy me some more vodka. All of us. We should drink some more right now, I think.” There was a round of agreement around the table, and Ilya registered someone leaving to order more drinks. He nodded with approval at that.

    “I have an idea.” Marlow threw his arm around Ilya's shoulders. “You, my friend, will go to one of Hollander’s games, wearing Hollander’s jersey, and you will cheer for him like the biggest fan that you apparently are.“ Cliff’s smile, Ilya thought, was a little evil.

    Drunk Ilya loses a bet, and he's challenged to wear Hollander's jersey to his game.

    He's not entirely unhappy with the idea.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    “Ah, good,” Svetlana says after Rozanov scores his second goal of the night. “Now we don’t have to fight.”

    “About what?” Shane asks.

    “One goal for you, one goal for me. But it will get tricky again if he does a hat trick."

     

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    injured Shane Hollander goes to watch Boston's game and meets Svetlana who is very nice. there is a lipstick mark on Rozanov's visor and it's fine. Shane does not overthink any of this and most definitely does not hope it was his lipmark there instead. he breaks his own heart a little bit before everything turns out alright. he goes home, though perhaps not the one you are thinking about.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    “Pretend we don't know each other?” Shane repeats, a little confused in all honesty. Wasn't therapy about talking?

    “Yes. You are meeting for the first time in this room. Introduce yourselves.”

    Shane shifts in his seat, slowly turning to Ilya. It's not all that different from the first time they'd actually met; the awkward vibes radiating off Shane are almost identical. They're just missing a snowy forecast and a cigarette.

    He decides to go a step further, standing up. It feels the right thing to do under the circumstances. Who meets for the first time sitting down? He takes a step forward, holding his hand out to Ilya. Or not Ilya. This random man he’s about to meet, who happens to look a lot like Ilya. Ilya takes the cue, standing from his own chair with a shake of his head. He takes Shane’s hand, shaking firmly.

    “I’m Shane, uh, Shane Hollander.”

    Ilya nods. “Ilya Rozanov.”

    ——————
    Or: Shane and Ilya get sent to reconciliation therapy, and of course, handle it super well.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    Hayden
    I just called Shane. Pretty sure Roz was giving him head on the other side. Just a warning for you.

    Cliff
    Ha!

    Hayden
    My suffering is not funny.

    Cliff
    Thanks for the heads up

    Cliff
    Get it?

    Hayden
    I'm blocking you

    (cliff & hayden's guide to surviving hollanov)

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Shane gets added to the Ottawa Centaurs WAG group chat and gets the support network he didn't know he needed.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    “You wrote about us having sex while Hayden watches!”

    “Fictional us,” Ilya corrects. “Real us would never do that. Probably.” He pauses. “Unless …”

    “No!”

    Ilya Rozanov has always been competitive. But when his husband’s best friend starts calling a little too often, Ilya discovers a new arena for dominance: Archive of Our Own.

    Armed with a pseudonym that fools absolutely no one, explicit tags that would make a sailor blush, and a truly impressive commitment to pettiness, Ilya wages psychological warfare one kudos at a time. His weapon of choice? Extremely detailed fanfiction about why Hayden Pike will never, ever measure up.

    The problem? Hayden writes back.

    What follows is the most unhinged rivalry in hockey history: a battle fought not with fists or slapshots, but with comment sections, kudos, and increasingly creative ways to humiliate each other in front of thousands of readers. Featuring: footnoted statistics, educational sex advice, one very concerned wife, and Shane Hollander wondering what the hell he did to deserve this.

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    05 Jan 2026

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