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And May Chaos Take the World by dumbslinky for orionsspark
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers One (2024), The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime
25 Feb 2026
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Alpha Trion, one of Optimus’s siblings goes missing, right before his coronation as the prime.
Optimus sneaks out of the palace and goes on a journey to find his brother (and to maybe delay his crowning. Hopefully.)
Disguised as an archivist named Orion Pax seeking his mentor, Optimus meets many new friends on his journey, like Megatron, whose face suspiciously looks exactly like the mob boss of the notorious Decepticons on Cybertron’s most used WANTED poster, or Jazz, who may or may not be a top-notch assassin, or Ultra Magnus, who looks and talks and acts like a knight…
Can he keep his true identity a secret, even as he’s trying to find a missing mech, obtaining true love, and when his dear siblings are trying to catch him?
Maybe. Just maybe… if he could get rid of this depressing depression first. That would just be nice. Thanks, Primus.
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The Perfect Pair by dumbslinky for lordofgravity
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
21 Feb 2026
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It’s Valentine’s Day! Love is in the air, the war is over, and Megatron is alone. But so is Starscream, which makes it a bit more bearable.
Normally, Megatron would spend the cycle cooped up in his office, planning on how to ruin Optimus Prime’s day, but now that the war’s over, he has nothing to do anymore.
So Megatron has set his sights on wooing Optimus instead! It’s nice to finally face his true feelings. This should be a piece of cake.
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The Time of Laughter by dumbslinky
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, CountryHumans, Geography (Anthropomorphic)
18 Aug 2025
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Alfred grew up as a child prodigy, so he secured a position in a very prestigious university at a very young age. But the stress got to him, and after an accident, (Curse America’s healthcare costs!!), he turned into a broke university student, and needed money to pay off his student debt. Like, fast.
So, it was obvious that when he found a babysitting job that paid EXTREMELY well, he took it immediately. Besides, he had nothing to do! What was the worst that could happen? Pfft, what, the (apparently) many children he was going to be babysitting would get too attached to him and after he leaves university, they would become highly successful and try to find him?
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That was very weirdly specific. Where did that thought come from?
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No matter! It’s all for the money. He’s gonna do it. Nothing will stop him from getting his money. Nothing. Nada. Not even some crazy stalkers- wait what? -
Colosseum of Fools by dumbslinky for OverbakedPotatoe
Fandoms: Transformers One (2024), Transformers - All Media Types
09 Aug 2025
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“You’re mine. You got that? Not Prowl’s, not Wheeljack’s, not Ratchet’s, and definitely not Jazz’s. MINE. Do you understand, Orion?” He snarls.
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D-16 gets jealous easily and Orion gets passed around platonically by all his friends. This is a big problem. For Dee, that is. Orion’s livin’ the dream.
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Whilst he was struggling, he didn’t acknowledge the footsteps inching closer and closer to where he was.
“You’re finally awake.”
Alfred sighs and thinks, great, a classic kidnapper line.
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Or: Alfred is a detective, and always gets in some sort of trouble, no matter where, when, or what. Ivan is a whipped mafia boss, who has had enough of Alfred getting in trouble, so he decides to be the trouble.
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Damian Centrics because I can’t get enough by dumbslinky, orphan_account
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
16 Sep 2023
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HUGE props to OmniforceTheCompany because of how great and talented and amazing and awesome and deep and beautiful and mind blowing and breathtaking you are
7/27/2024: WE’RE BACKKKKKK in the fandom and writing more stuff :))
I (slinky) am working on a multi-chapter reverse robins fanfiction and won’t post it until i have finished another fanfiction of mine from another fandom, but might post a few oneshots with Damian Wayne-Al Ghul Centrics because I will love him forever
I (hambo) am gonna leave these fics all to the other creator!!! sorry, but I’ll have to leave ao3 permanently😞😞🫤my life has gotten way too complicated! I need a break. Who knows if I’ll even muster up the energy to write another fic, but from the looks of it, my dear fellow creator has it all under wraps!!!
Have fun reading through these series!!
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Reverse Batfamily AU
Damian is the oldest. That meant he was supposed to take care of his younger siblings, that he was in charge when Bruce was away, that he was supposed to carry everything, including his and everyone’s else’s problems.
Problems. Ugly, annoying problems. Ranging from minor to major. A minor problem could be Damian’s forever stunted height, from his days as Ra’s Al Ghul’s protege, or a major problems could be the fact that his father was an emotional and mental mess, just like everyone else in the Wayne Family, which lead to many, many more horrible problems rearing it’s disgusting heads.
But that was fine. It was always fine, because Damian was the oldest, and he would always be. He would never admit it out loud, but he would throw his life away for the people he cares for and loves. He would give anything for his younger brothers to be protected.
But when his younger brothers grow mature, taller, smarter, and more, much more protective? Damian starts to feel like the youngest in an overprotective sibling-relationship.
But it, surely, was fine, right? Damian was the oldest? He was supposed to be the pillar holding his family from disaster… until he couldn’t.
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Red Flags for Christmas Decoration by LittleHecate
Fandoms: 화산귀환 | Return of the Blossoming Blade (Webcomic)
25 Dec 2024
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"Let's date."
Chung Myung has never seen the brat shut down and stumble worse than now."What?" Tang Bo's voice was a mix of disbelief and fear that rubbed Chung Myung the wrong way. They were sitting on a park bench, eating takeout when Chung Myung just brought it up casually. But he couldn't stand the puppy stares anymore.
How was he supposed to eat in peace when the leech looked at him with those eyes?
"You like me, so let's date." Chung Myung said it as if it was the absolute truth. And he wasn't wrong.
Bookmarked by dumbslinky
21 Feb 2026
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Lover of the Emperor, Enemy of the State by equinoctial
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Oct 2022
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Many have flocked to Liyue to try their hand at conquering Rex Lapis’ Path of Indomitable Jade, rumoured to be relentless in its challenge but bountiful in its reward. Unsurprisingly, Ajax’s one track mind honed in on the word challenge and ran all the way to Celestia with it.
No one told him it was a bygone tradition that vied for the emperor’s hand in marriage, not until much later, when Liyue was already decked to the nines in preparation for the coronation of the emperor’s beloved consort– an Ajax-shaped consort.
(In which a bored Childe thinks he’s scaling up mountains to fight adepti and gain bountiful gifts for his nation and all that jazz, but he actually ends up wooing one of them and fighting favour from the rest and-- uh, wait, what do you mean the eccentric rock enthusiast is the emperor--)
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This Valentine's by Gresea for dumbslinky
Fandoms: Transformers (IDW 2019), Transformers - All Media Types
21 Feb 2026
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Post-war Cybertron, and everyone seems to have someone for Conjunx Day- except Optimus Prime.
A little yearning but then someone shows up with a surprise confession
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- English
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Bookmarked by dumbslinky
20 Feb 2026
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YESSSSSS OMGOMG YAYYY YIPPEEEE YES GAWD YEEEEESSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHha
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....Mount Hua followed this belief to the core, true to the teachings of their ancestors and always non-discriminating towards omegas. Even so, they couldn’t help but also follow through with the verdict placed as a stain to how society views the second genders due to how little Omega’s appear anyway.
With that, the plum blossom sect remained as an Alpha-ridden sect, where Omega’s don’t even dare to set foot in.
But, as with everything else in their life—This was until ChungMyung, a curse and a blessing, stepped in the gates of Mount Hua.
Or : A cliche story of Protective Mount Hua, ChungMyung gaining a harem, and people adoring him every step of the way. OmegaVerse style - in which ChungMyung presents as an omega again in his second life.
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Bookmarked by dumbslinky
20 Feb 2026
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The Plum Blossom Sword Saint, the symbol of admiration, fear, and a genius in KangHo. Also known for his distorted, violent, and aggressive personality. However, Tang Bo was the only one who knew what lay beneath those extensive and thick layers and intended to keep it that exact way.
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Chung Myung only behaves differently in the Dark Saint's warm embrace, and Tang Bo wishes for it to stay that way.