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And May Chaos Take the World by dumbslinky for orionsspark
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers One (2024), The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
02 Sep 2025
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Alpha Trion, one of Optimus’s siblings goes missing, right before his coronation as the prime.
Optimus sneaks out of the palace and goes on a journey to find his brother (and to maybe delay his crowning. Hopefully.)
Disguised as an archivist named Orion Pax seeking his mentor, Optimus meets many new friends on his journey, like Megatron, whose face suspiciously looks exactly like the mob boss of the notorious Decepticons on Cybertron’s most used WANTED poster, or Jazz, who may or may not be a top-notch assassin, or Ultra Magnus, who looks and talks and acts like a knight…
Can he keep his true identity a secret, even as he’s trying to find a missing mech, obtaining true love, and when his dear siblings are trying to catch him?
Maybe. Just maybe… if he could get rid of this depressing depression first. That would just be nice. Thanks, Primus.
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The Time of Laughter by dumbslinky
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, CountryHumans, Geography (Anthropomorphic)
18 Aug 2025
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Alfred grew up as a child prodigy, so he secured a position in a very prestigious university at a very young age. But the stress got to him, and after an accident, (Curse America’s healthcare costs!!), he turned into a broke university student, and needed money to pay off his student debt. Like, fast.
So, it was obvious that when he found a babysitting job that paid EXTREMELY well, he took it immediately. Besides, he had nothing to do! What was the worst that could happen? Pfft, what, the (apparently) many children he was going to be babysitting would get too attached to him and after he leaves university, they would become highly successful and try to find him?
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That was very weirdly specific. Where did that thought come from?
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No matter! It’s all for the money. He’s gonna do it. Nothing will stop him from getting his money. Nothing. Nada. Not even some crazy stalkers- wait what? -
Colosseum of Fools by dumbslinky for OverbakedPotatoe
Fandoms: Transformers One (2024), Transformers - All Media Types
09 Aug 2025
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“You’re mine. You got that? Not Prowl’s, not Wheeljack’s, not Ratchet’s, and definitely not Jazz’s. MINE. Do you understand, Orion?” He snarls.
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D-16 gets jealous easily and Orion gets passed around platonically by all his friends. This is a big problem. For Dee, that is. Orion’s livin’ the dream.
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Whilst he was struggling, he didn’t acknowledge the footsteps inching closer and closer to where he was.
“You’re finally awake.”
Alfred sighs and thinks, great, a classic kidnapper line.
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Or: Alfred is a detective, and always gets in some sort of trouble, no matter where, when, or what. Ivan is a whipped mafia boss, who has had enough of Alfred getting in trouble, so he decides to be the trouble.
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Damian never communicated nor cared about his father’s family after he left his father after years of being Robin, and to Blüdhaven. Bruce only called him whenever he needed him for a mission, or help. He was purely an asset for harder cases. It never hit him that maybe Bruce never told his adopted children about him all.
So when his father secretly called him to go to the Bat-cave for an impromptu meeting, his adoptive siblings met him for the first time.
Fluff and promises are made.
Series
- Part 4 of Damian Centrics because I can’t get enough
- Part 1 of Memory Lane
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Damian Centrics because I can’t get enough by dumbslinky, orphan_account
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types
16 Sep 2023
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HUGE props to OmniforceTheCompany because of how great and talented and amazing and awesome and deep and beautiful and mind blowing and breathtaking you are
7/27/2024: WE’RE BACKKKKKK in the fandom and writing more stuff :))
I (slinky) am working on a multi-chapter reverse robins fanfiction and won’t post it until i have finished another fanfiction of mine from another fandom, but might post a few oneshots with Damian Wayne-Al Ghul Centrics because I will love him forever
I (hambo) am gonna leave these fics all to the other creator!!! sorry, but I’ll have to leave ao3 permanently😞😞🫤my life has gotten way too complicated! I need a break. Who knows if I’ll even muster up the energy to write another fic, but from the looks of it, my dear fellow creator has it all under wraps!!!
Have fun reading through these series!!
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Reverse Batfamily AU
Damian is the oldest. That meant he was supposed to take care of his younger siblings, that he was in charge when Bruce was away, that he was supposed to carry everything, including his and everyone’s else’s problems.
Problems. Ugly, annoying problems. Ranging from minor to major. A minor problem could be Damian’s forever stunted height, from his days as Ra’s Al Ghul’s protege, or a major problems could be the fact that his father was an emotional and mental mess, just like everyone else in the Wayne Family, which lead to many, many more horrible problems rearing it’s disgusting heads.
But that was fine. It was always fine, because Damian was the oldest, and he would always be. He would never admit it out loud, but he would throw his life away for the people he cares for and loves. He would give anything for his younger brothers to be protected.
But when his younger brothers grow mature, taller, smarter, and more, much more protective? Damian starts to feel like the youngest in an overprotective sibling-relationship.
But it, surely, was fine, right? Damian was the oldest? He was supposed to be the pillar holding his family from disaster… until he couldn’t.
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Foolish thoughts by Ejicze
Fandoms: 오늘만 사는 기사 | A Knight Who Eternally Regresses (Webcomic)
09 Nov 2025
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Jaxon had no foolish thoughts about winning his Captain's heart. It had long been pledged to a more demanding spouse: the dream of knighthood. That union was sealed by the unyielding glint in Enkrid's blue eyes, a dedication so absolute it commanded the silent, unwavering support of every member of the madmen squad. To hope for anything else was to invite a special kind of torment, and Jaxon had trained himself to want for nothing.
Though, right now, a dangerous question had begun to whisper in his mind. He couldn't help but wonder if there was, against all odds, a chance.
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12 Jan 2026
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Follow Up to Gorgeous. Read that first if you want but this could technically be read without doing so.
Now that Jabber had Rudo, he was never letting him go.
Bookmarked by dumbslinky
11 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Awww wait this is so cute actually this is my new canon now
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The description of the Spherite Jabber was given never mentioned how gorgeous he was.
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11 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Part 2 is Covetous. I’d rather they connect the two works in a series or smth so I can actually remember they’re connected but oh well
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Jabber’s got a knack for getting under Rudo’s skin, and Rudo, understandably, hates him for it.
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- Part 5 of Gachiakuta
- Part 11 of Anon Works
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- English
- Words:
- 417
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11 Jan 2026
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Zodyl Typhon didn’t quite understand Jabber’s fixation with Rudo at first. In fact, he disapproved.
That changes when he actually meets Rudo.
Wherein, Zodyl is immediately captivated.
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11 Jan 2026