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One Night In Bangor (And the World's Your Oyster) by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2019
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"All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"
Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.
"The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."
AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.
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24 Apr 2026
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Calling it an offhand comment would be an understatement - it was an interruption, an AD, something Spamton couldn’t even control. To read into it would be ridiculous, to think about it would be absurd, and to do it…well, safe to say Tenna had never been famed for his great restraint.
Or Spamton inadvertently suggests that he and Tenna should visit their set after hours for some [Lights, Camera, Action!], and Tenna discovers kinks he did not know he had.
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- Part 4 of Big Shot Era Slop
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13 Apr 2026
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THIS IS A ONE SHOT. CHAPTER 1 USES DADDY, CHAPTER 2 USES SIR. CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE.
"If you're not into it, that's fine, I just want you to tell me so I—"
"You…" a mouth fizzled onto the pixels that netted across Tenna's face, the rest of his visage still dark, "want that side of me?"
Spamton swallowed, nodding. Tenna's screen may have been obscured, but even without an expression, he looked dangerous.
"Are… are you sure?" The CRT pressed, the hand on Spamton's own twitching. "I don't like to indulge in those fantasies; I don't like feeling like I can't control myself. I don't want to hurt you, Spamton."
"What if I asked you to hurt me?" The addison breathed, lips slightly parted as he watched Tenna, searching for any sort of reaction.
Tenna whined softly, fangs poking into the bottom of his chassis.
"Spammy, please—"
"C'mon, Tens, You're my boss. Why don't you act like it."
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13 Apr 2026
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handyman (ish) au. ford is a freak and sniffs bills panties. nothing new here
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- Part 6 of freaky billford fics
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02 Apr 2026
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just a collection of all my filthy billford oneshots not in any specific order
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02 Apr 2026