evil_moo_bunny

A picture of the yellow child from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared sitting in a tree. Over the image is the text “I am constantly trying to communicate something incommunicable.”



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    "He takes it out of the inside jacket pocket he’d placed it in when he ran. It is an unassuming thing, but even at his age he knew that meant nothing. Nobody held more power than the unassuming, and anyone who tried to say otherwise had no idea what true power really was. He runs his fingers over the cover, traces the design of the spine.

    It has no title. It does not need one. It is simply the book. That’s all it needed to be."

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    Meryl and Milly run a coffee shop together and employ Vash, their friend, as a barista. Nicholas D. Wolfwood is a regular who slowly becomes something more important.

    All four of them have secrets they keep from one another. They should probably talk about it- if they manage to survive the occasional gunfight first.

    A Coffee Shop/Mafia Au that started as a prompt from Day 2 and Day 5 of Vashwood week and got a bit out of hand.

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  1. Public Bookmark 85

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    01 Sep 2025

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    In a bored manner, King Ganondorf asks, “The princess’s favorite flower, what is it?” And he does not look at Link while he asks this, nor does he bother to address Link by name.

    Instead, he stares at the backs of his nails, idly pondering the blunt tips of them and their cerulean polish.

    It takes a moment for Link to even understand that the question is being directed at him.

    The women of the Gerudo court snicker and smirk behind Link’s back. He quickly fumbles with his hands for an answer and he is nearly halfway done with signing the words for ‘Silent’ and ‘Princess,’ when the King sharply barks,

    “Do I have to ask again?”

    Link’s hands still.

     

    Or, Zelda is set to marry Ganondorf by the end of the year. In the meantime, Link is to stay in the Gerudo Kingdom on her behalf.

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    22 Aug 2025

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    After Nanami's near-death encounter with Mahito, Gojo is no longer comfortable with taking chances. Having already lost one person to inaction, he's unwilling to make the same mistake again, so to protect Nanami from the rising-levels of curses, and himself, Gojo takes him to his estate. Unfortunately, riddled with depression, anxiety and self-doubt, Nanami has a tough time adjusting to a stress-free life.

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    Gojo atticwifes Nanami for his own good, spoils him, pampers him, and helps him work through his issues. It's ugly, but both come out of it happier.

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    21 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    Suguru smells like sandalwood and secret sins.
    Satoru can’t help himself — which is fine, because Suguru has every intention of ruining him before dinner anyway.

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    20 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Going face-to-face with Sukuna when things take a drastic turn...for the best?

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    20 Aug 2025